Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[dancehallquana 5]

Oh, mi knoa Q but you have to check it out one day.

okay.. making a note.. 7 mile beach in negril LOL

[DedicatedWife 4]

Mi love chicken back!! Especially brownstew wid some suga an nuff peppa, hmm hmm.

Mi gaan back a work now, mi caan hear di pitney dem a gi mi co'worker hell.

Question: is it me alone that put sugar in my meat???

No, you're not...I have a friend that swears by adding suga to her food.

[DaDa 1]

DaDa, did Flava Flav meet you at the airport?

No thank you Jesus!!!!!!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Q can you see me throwing up my MB sign.. I'm Mobay for life…..LOL

No he's security that walks up and down the Hip Strip. So Tre can he go in Digcel and get my numba like dat?

No...wait my husband has a few friends that are security guards at either Doctor's Cave or on the hip strip. The only Carl I remember was a dark skinned guy.

[sus 70]

I'm sorry, the others are nice too, but I personally like 7 mile beach.

Me too - Although San San Beach in Portland is coming in as a close second after this trip - It was so peaceful and private!

Yup mi knew he would when me ran into Gary!!! By the way Gary’s looking good.

On Friday when I walked dung the road that was really over the river and thru the woods on the way back this taxi kind of stopped in the middle of the road. I paid it no attention I thought it was another drivah tellin me he lub mi size. I seen Gary jump out. PHOCK. I needed somewhere ta hide but mi being a big girl around a whole bunch of likkle Jamaicans didn’t really work in my favor. That is how I got stuck chatting wid Carl I tried to use him as a distraction. Gary come running over hey Dada em say. At first I tried to ignore em hoping he would think he had the wrong trick my hair is different right?.. Wrong! The bumps in the trunk get me every time. Em kept shoutin me name like a mad man. So I turn hey Gary how you? We chit chat an em get to the point Roc naa tell me you were coming. I told him Roc doesn’t know we broke up long time ago he was like oh. So where you staying.. Think Dada think. Oh I’m staying at the Holiday Inn. I’m actually leaving 2morrow. He looked at me puzzled like oh o.k. So we finish chatting. So Stars I like Dada come on mi feet hurt so I was like alright Gary talk ta yuh later. Now girls yuh know what I did wrong right?? Mi dumb rass kept walking the way to my hotel. When I was close I stopped like phock if Gary is watching he’ll see me turn in there because I never did see where he went so I ended up going down Dead End Beach instead.

Now I knew Gary would be at Pier One that is his spot and he had enuff time to tell Roc so going to Club Cali really came in handy. So I already told you that part no need to repeat. So come Sat mi tink it was around noon I’m sitting on the pool deck again having a cocktail (I had a lot of those this trip). Star is out talking to her friend and she call my phone. She’s whispering like guess what? I’m like what she’s like Roc is behind me. I almost spill my drink. I told her say swear she says I swear and he’s walking around the resort. She was like he just walked past me and he looks like he is heading ur way. Guess Gary wasn’t dumb after all. I start to get worried like damn do I act a fool, do I go postal, do I stay calm what? You know I’m messing with my hair and putting on lip gloss sista needs to look good. I have a black dress on that makes me look good and slimmer dips down a likkle in the front and has my back out (by the way Sus I loved the sun dress you wore to Cara;’s wedding) I had turquoise slippers on that matched the turquoise earrings in my ear and yea I look straight. I’m staring at the bartender and laughing as if I didn’t see him but out my pairifle (sp) he was walking towards me and he wasn’t laughing at all. He looks hotter than fish grease as Philly would say…

Thanks Dada - now hurry up and get to the good part!

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Yup mi knew he would when me ran into Gary!!! By the way Gary’s looking good.

On Friday when I walked dung the road that was really over the river and thru the woods on the way back this taxi kind of stopped in the middle of the road. I paid it no attention I thought it was another drivah tellin me he lub mi size. I seen Gary jump out. PHOCK. I needed somewhere ta hide but mi being a big girl around a whole bunch of likkle Jamaicans didn’t really work in my favor. That is how I got stuck chatting wid Carl I tried to use him as a distraction. Gary come running over hey Dada em say. At first I tried to ignore em hoping he would think he had the wrong trick my hair is different right?.. Wrong! The bumps in the trunk get me every time. Em kept shoutin me name like a mad man. So I turn hey Gary how you? We chit chat an em get to the point Roc naa tell me you were coming. I told him Roc doesn’t know we broke up long time ago he was like oh. So where you staying.. Think Dada think. Oh I’m staying at the Holiday Inn. I’m actually leaving 2morrow. He looked at me puzzled like oh o.k. So we finish chatting. So Stars I like Dada come on mi feet hurt so I was like alright Gary talk ta yuh later. Now girls yuh know what I did wrong right?? Mi dumb rass kept walking the way to my hotel. When I was close I stopped like phock if Gary is watching he’ll see me turn in there because I never did see where he went so I ended up going down Dead End Beach instead.

Now I knew Gary would be at Pier One that is his spot and he had enuff time to tell Roc so going to Club Cali really came in handy. So I already told you that part no need to repeat. So come Sat mi tink it was around noon I’m sitting on the pool deck again having a cocktail (I had a lot of those this trip). Star is out talking to her friend and she call my phone. She’s whispering like guess what? I’m like what she’s like Roc is behind me. I almost spill my drink. I told her say swear she says I swear and he’s walking around the resort. She was like he just walked past me and he looks like he is heading ur way. Guess Gary wasn’t dumb after all. I start to get worried like damn do I act a fool, do I go postal, do I stay calm what? You know I’m messing with my hair and putting on lip gloss sista needs to look good. I have a black dress on that makes me look good and slimmer dips down a likkle in the front and has my back out (by the way Sus I loved the sun dress you wore to Cara;’s wedding) I had turquoise slippers on that matched the turquoise earrings in my ear and yea I look straight. I’m staring at the bartender and laughing as if I didn’t see him but out my pairifle (sp) he was walking towards me and he wasn’t laughing at all. He looks hotter than fish grease as Philly would say…

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Ellsinlove 2]

Some of my coworkers just got back from a trip to Jamaica and they're all complaing to me about being called FATTIE

ya'll know I'm in my office cracking up

They don't know! Last trip a road worker filling in pot holes said "Hey jelly gyal" as hubby & I drove by.

OMG, this loady kept posting comments on my fiance's page about getting that man's number. She kept posting like crazy til I got tired of seeing her posts and told Glenoi. Then Glenoi gave her the number. She then wrote me back and said she's engaged to him NOW!! I was like wow!

Imagine Spring Break- Daytona Beach, Cabo, or Las Vegas but with a lot of black folks...chile Freaknik was "The Stuff" in Atlanta back in the day...in the mid 90s...like a big party for all the Historic Black Colleges...students would come from all over the country and shut down Atlanta...traffic would be gridlocked...the malls completely shut down...they finally stopped it in like '98 or '99...the city could not handle all the crowds...you know locals that were not even in college were adding to the violence and mayhem But it was so much fun...cuties everywhere! You would be in traffic see some fine guy like 8 cars back and two rows over you could get out the car and go take pics and get numbers and still go back to your car cause traffic would not move...hmmmm the memories!

I did meet my ex-fiance like a month before my last Freaknik that I attended in '97 and we started dating at that Freaknik.... I should have known we were doomed...lol!

That sounds fun!

LMAO, Ray call me that all the time.. When I came home from NY he said boo, mi miss yuh fatt body....LMAO

Hubby calls me fatty too. Him lub ie!

I'm in hear dying in tears...I'm looking at their video from their trip and you can hear the guys them in the background yelling FATTIE u nice and round

Heck, that's like the highest praise from a Jamaican man!

Mine are on a cd and since he doesn't really like being on the computer cept to watch soccer or play cards, I think im aiight lol

Mine are on CD too but they're with hubby!

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Mi love chicken back!! Especially brownstew wid some suga an nuff peppa, hmm hmm.

Mi gaan back a work now, mi caan hear di pitney dem a gi mi co'worker hell.

Question: is it me alone that put sugar in my meat???

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Ellsinlove 2]

I'm sorry, the others are nice too, but I personally like 7 mile beach.

Me too! Even though I'm not a beach person with my fat body. I just like being there & walking it.

Does anyone eat chicken back?

What's there to eat??

Wow I really wonder what is on my mind today with all these typos!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

I do I do!!!!! Dont u??

YES

[*SunRay* 1]

No, you're not...I have a friend that swears by adding suga to her food.

I do sometimes.... in my spaghetti

[sus 70]

I do sometimes.... in my spaghetti

i do in spaghetti sauce too - or in my collard greens and smoked turkey

[MRStee 19]

I asked Louis about any foreign girls.. he says only one from St Vincent or Dominica or something. I am like... thats not foreign!! LOL To him it was but not me! Louis never worked in the tourist industry, no hotels, or bars etc... so he was never in the position to meet anyone.

I like to post his pic... cause I think he is hot! LOL!!!

I don't have that issue with my hubby either. The one guy I date in JA a year before him I told him all about him. So no worries and it didn't go very far

[*SunRay* 1]

i do in spaghetti sauce too - or in my collard greens and smoked turkey

Oh yeah I do too Sus... You got some real soul in yuh mi gyal. LOL Love Collards

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

i do in spaghetti sauce too - or in my collard greens and smoked turkey

I have never been able to eat collard greens the smell alone when it's being cook makes me sick.