Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Lata yardies, mi gaan back to mi class full a rugrats an go stress bout di visa not here yet.

KJ what do you do?

[dillon 6]

Hi Q I see you down there!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

LMAO - I know who that is!

Rick's Cafe in Negril http://www.rickscafejamaica.com/

sus, I can't remember the name of that guy, but OMG. I was at the bar with friends one night and I was listening to him and his friends talking about who they going to hit up next and what they going to get I just shook my head.

[sus 70]

sus, I can't remember the name of that guy, but OMG. I was at the bar with friends one night and I was listening to him and his friends talking about who they going to hit up next and what they going to get I just shook my head.

Oh, the stories I could give you of the men of Negril - I have sat back and listened to many of them tell them - and seen the woman leave one day, the new one arrive the next! Drive to the departure area - turn round and pick up at Arrival!

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

LMAO @ Boom TATA

Girl thats the as Tee said BOOM x10

Girl know you didn't just diagnose my girl as Bi-Polar haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Lef mi alone JQ why you post that sign you have me rolling over here :rofl:

Girl its the truth he said it

Lawd, my husband dun found my old Freaknik pictures... He just called me...I think I might work overtime tonight

Note to self, make sure you throw the non-innocent pics away TODAY

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Oh, the stories I could give you of the men of Negril - I have sat back and listened to many of them tell them - and seen the woman leave one day, the new one arrive the next! Drive to the departure area - turn round and pick up at Arrival!

....SAD, but true.

[*SunRay* 1]

LMAO - I know who that is!

Rick's Cafe in Negril http://www.rickscafejamaica.com/

This is Marcus:

cZarKxFSfrQ

[DedicatedWife 4]

Morning Yardies!

DANG ya'll can chat! I was all caught up yesterday & since I'm on west coast time, I have to catch up all over again! Still catching up.....

Who's this 'they'??

LOL, Ells you crack me up! How's your day going?

[*SunRay* 1]

Oh, the stories I could give you of the men of Negril - I have sat back and listened to many of them tell them - and seen the woman leave one day, the new one arrive the next! Drive to the departure area - turn round and pick up at Arrival!

I know... It happens all over. Negril will always be my favorite in Jamaica.

[finesse 3]

I cleaned up but I definitely was not about to throw away old pics and memories...Den will be alright...it really wasn't anything too bad on any of them since I was once on the road to being married to a minister if anything, I was on there looking too fine....

Naw I was not on the motorcycle but there are some of me getting my dance on in a sandwich like situation with some beefed up dudes....

one of my pics was from halloween and this dude was dressed up in a naked suit with a huge fake #######....and i was in the pics pretending to suck it and all type a other stupid #######......hubby was like ####### is this???

[Ellsinlove 2]

I was going to give you all a detailed version but I thought why bother lets get to the point shall we. I see I matured all the calls and whistles don’t phase me anymore and there actually quite annoying. If another man would have told me he lub mi size or I’m so beautiful I was going to scream. That is not a turn on in the least slightest way so stop! I got so irritated with folks I stopped looking at them or paying them any attention. Just move already. I didn’t get a chance to do Pier One instead I did Club Cali. It’s a new club near Trelawny. It was all locals so I was in my glory and they let me and my friend be plus I had an escort already. Before going to the club I did a fish fry. I never in my life seen speakers so big and the fish was good. I love how Jamaicans just eat, dance, drink and smoke on the street. At the end of the day their just trying to have a good time. Of course the police came and mashed it up but after a while they continued. On Sat we went to another party. It started really early so we couldn’t stay long we had to get to Negril. Drove to Negril and stayed at Fun Holiday. I didn’t like this resort as much as Toby’s but we made due. It took us for ever to get our food and it wasn’t good so we didn’t eat there any more. I must say my best dinner was at Alfred’s it was so good. Sat we did Jungle and Scrub a Dub. As most of you already know Scrub a Dub is very interesting. I had a good time and it was a different way to bring in mi bwaan day. My GF’s friend took us out. He came with a friend that for some reason thought we were together. Where ever he got that impression from I have no idea but the boy was ugly. He reminded me of Flavor Flav. Now in the car he was in the front seat jamming. I love that song “Skip Ta Mulu” and this other song that I don’t know who sings it but the main line is “She whines her body like she naa wanna go home” So anyway he was dancing in the front seat so I said man you look like you would be fun to party with. How that translated into I want you I’ll never know. He kept trying to dance all over me and wherever I went he followed. Good thing there was no eye candy in the place or else I would have been very upset. We got back to the hotel and they sat in our room. Umm you all can sit in the room I’m out. I went to the beach at 6:00 an just relaxed and de stressed. It was my birthday and I just thought about things I want to do differently. It was so nice having the beach to myself. Besides the few strays. After that I went to the Jacuzzi. Note to self before getting into a Jacuzzi make sure it has steps to climb back out. I really enjoyed the alone time but man oh man getting out of that thing was another story. I had to roll mi way out. If any staff seen me dey got a good laugh. When I got out I looked around making sure no one seen it. By the time I got back to the room Flava Flav was in my bed. Oh hell to the no.. I woke his ugly rass up like management said you all gotta go. They left and he tried to kiss me bye. I ducked it and told him have a nice day and shut the door. I slept for a minute but I was too energetic it was mi bwaan day. My GF was pouting like a baby she wanted to go back to Mobay. I can’t blame her, her friend was nice looking to say the least but if I learned anything I learned don’t let a man consume all ur time. Take your time and take it slow. No need ta rush. Hey Nat do you know Neville and Richard? They worked the bar area and they were so cool to hang out with I had a ball. They kept me laughing as we talked about folks that knew better than to be wearing them swim suits and they kept the drinks flowing. I paid for one but had about 6 or 7. It was all good fun. My GF was pouting like a kid she really missed Mobay. I can’t lie I missed Mobay too it’s like my home away from home but I wanted to see Negril too. I tried to get her to jet ski or walk the beach but nothing happened. So I stayed at the bar and met some nice folks who started buying me drinks cause it was what??? Mi bwaan day!!! Later that night Richard, Neville and I did the dance hall it was so much fun. My GF stayed in the room. I liked how they were gentlemen and didn’t try to push up on me or put me on lock down. We were just hanging out like three buddies. We caught a taxi back ta mi hotel I got out and they kept going and she was still in the bed. A few hours later we woke up and she was packed she wanted to go back to Mobay. She said she had enuff. I wasn’t all that ready ta go but what the hell I wasn't in the mood for fighting either so I packed my stuff caught a taxi and Mobay here we go. As soon as we hit Mobay she was happy. I put on my swim suit and chilled at the bar and had more cocktails and her friend came to the resort. She was finally happy. We left a little while later he took us to get some food on the side of the road and then we went to a pool hall. I started getting an attitude she was ignoring me as if they were the only ones there. Hell I could have stayed at the resort for all of this and then his annoying brother started to bother me. Damn cant a girl just be. I ended up moving away from him. I did have fun playing pool and drinking. So nice to be in a pool bar with no back wall to it so the fresh air and mosquitoes comes right in. It was night and you could see the lights from the city. So beautiful and peaceful. Well they were loud than a mug in there but you know what I mean. I loved the faces of the men who walked in when they seen us in there they were like ####### but they got used to it. There was a blind man in there who told me mi hear yuh fluffy. I said yeah he said well since mi cyann see let me feel how fluffy you are? Ha nice try! After a good while we left and drove around. I told them to drop me off they wanted to go to Moods and I had seen enuff T&A to last me a lifetime plus I wanted them to be alone. The next day was my last day and its always a sad one. I walked the strip to get my dad’s Magnum juice (don’t ask) and then I shot the breeze with a few fellas I know who were on the strip. Went back to the resort to get my things and had a friend take us to the airport. My friend got my bags out of the car and we took a flic. He’s like a brother to me. I proceeded to walk into the airport and……. GET THE FREAK OUT OF HERE no he wasn’t at the airport….

WOW Dada! Sounds like you packed a lot in in those few days. Glad you had a good time. What's up with your friend pouting though?? How the he!! can you NOT have a good time ANYWHERE in Jamaica? I love Negril. Heck, I love anywhere there but Negril is my favorite place.

Side note: PARAGRAPHS Dada!

Your stories always make me laugh though. Some of these guys it doesn't take much for them to get funny ideas! Alright...your ending has me anxious to read more but I'm still trying to catch up! DANG YOU!

Oh.... I gets mine...any kind of way they want to do it...the easy way or the hard way...sometimes you have to call cousin Pookie and dem... Don't y'all tell nobody, though!

Update on the $$$ I loaned my friend, I got all of it back in full plus a lil' extra for being so patient!

@ getting cousin Pookie on somebody.

Glad you got your $$ back! Now, NO MORE LOANS! Bank of Ash is CLOSED!

You have a better friend than I do - I still haven't seen the $$ since August - and now my cousin wants to go to AC for her birthday, and I said no way is the other friend coming if she hasn't paid me back! So that's causing issues - but how can you expect me to vacation with her, watch her gamble, shop and blow money, when she owes me already? Nah suh!

I'd be same way! It would be impossible to enjoy it watching her carry on like that. I'd be saying "BYATCH where's MY money??!?"

[*SunRay* 1]

LOL, I hope he not a newbie's man or anything!!!

LMAO, Oh we've had that happen in here before.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

This is Marcus:

cZarKxFSfrQ

Mac....I'm telling Ray

[*SunRay* 1]

one of my pics was from halloween and this dude was dressed up in a naked suit with a huge fake #######....and i was in the pics pretending to suck it and all type a other stupid #######......hubby was like ####### is this???

Shame on you Finesse. LMAO

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Still checking....

Philly: I live in Paterson, city of crack heads and ho's

Lets stop beating around the bush we all know that people born in August are superior to all others and LEO's ROCK!!!!!

My hubby August 2nd