Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[DedicatedWife 4]

look at sus the editor...

[sus 70]

look at sus the editor...

The word spayed just hit me as funny!

[*JG* 2]

Sus thats why I love ya! Just a wealth of GOOD info!!!! That's right Irie do as Sus suggested.. It's time to get in "Pitbull" mode.. don't take your teeth off them until you get satisfaction!

I thought that too. Unfortunately, it's not always as easy as that. I won in small claims and then couldn't collect the money from the gal. She quit her job, moved, got a new phone, and declared bankruptcy. It sucked.

[DedicatedWife 4]

Aint nuffin wrong with it, you go ahead wid it and make it do what it do!

Okay...they not gon stop my show! Now I'm doing the "Snanky Leg"...

[sus 70]

I thought that too. Unfortunately, it's not always as easy as that. I won in small claims and then couldn't collect the money from the gal. She quit her job, moved, got a new phone, and declared bankruptcy. It sucked.

Yeah, it's a risk - but Irie is in better shape in this situation - cause the van is company owned - so she can sue him as the driver, and the company as the owner -

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Funny you said that word...last night Den said he doesn't sleepy nakked cause the dups (sp?)will get on you while you sleep and have their way with you...chile he was gon on that Rum chile I looked at him like he was crazy...like ####### are you talking about...

it's true...no one really understands until a duppy has held them down in their sleep...where is he from DW

[DaDa 1]

I was going to give you all a detailed version but I thought why bother lets get to the point shall we. I see I matured all the calls and whistles don’t phase me anymore and there actually quite annoying. If another man would have told me he lub mi size or I’m so beautiful I was going to scream. That is not a turn on in the least slightest way so stop! I got so irritated with folks I stopped looking at them or paying them any attention. Just move already. I didn’t get a chance to do Pier One instead I did Club Cali. It’s a new club near Trelawny. It was all locals so I was in my glory and they let me and my friend be plus I had an escort already. Before going to the club I did a fish fry. I never in my life seen speakers so big and the fish was good. I love how Jamaicans just eat, dance, drink and smoke on the street. At the end of the day their just trying to have a good time. Of course the police came and mashed it up but after a while they continued. On Sat we went to another party. It started really early so we couldn’t stay long we had to get to Negril. Drove to Negril and stayed at Fun Holiday. I didn’t like this resort as much as Toby’s but we made due. It took us for ever to get our food and it wasn’t good so we didn’t eat there any more. I must say my best dinner was at Alfred’s it was so good. Sat we did Jungle and Scrub a Dub. As most of you already know Scrub a Dub is very interesting. I had a good time and it was a different way to bring in mi bwaan day. My GF’s friend took us out. He came with a friend that for some reason thought we were together. Where ever he got that impression from I have no idea but the boy was ugly. He reminded me of Flavor Flav. Now in the car he was in the front seat jamming. I love that song “Skip Ta Mulu” and this other song that I don’t know who sings it but the main line is “She whines her body like she naa wanna go home” So anyway he was dancing in the front seat so I said man you look like you would be fun to party with. How that translated into I want you I’ll never know. He kept trying to dance all over me and wherever I went he followed. Good thing there was no eye candy in the place or else I would have been very upset. We got back to the hotel and they sat in our room. Umm you all can sit in the room I’m out. I went to the beach at 6:00 an just relaxed and de stressed. It was my birthday and I just thought about things I want to do differently. It was so nice having the beach to myself. Besides the few strays. After that I went to the Jacuzzi. Note to self before getting into a Jacuzzi make sure it has steps to climb back out. I really enjoyed the alone time but man oh man getting out of that thing was another story. I had to roll mi way out. If any staff seen me dey got a good laugh. When I got out I looked around making sure no one seen it. By the time I got back to the room Flava Flav was in my bed. Oh hell to the no.. I woke his ugly rass up like management said you all gotta go. They left and he tried to kiss me bye. I ducked it and told him have a nice day and shut the door. I slept for a minute but I was too energetic it was mi bwaan day. My GF was pouting like a baby she wanted to go back to Mobay. I can’t blame her, her friend was nice looking to say the least but if I learned anything I learned don’t let a man consume all ur time. Take your time and take it slow. No need ta rush. Hey Nat do you know Neville and Richard? They worked the bar area and they were so cool to hang out with I had a ball. They kept me laughing as we talked about folks that knew better than to be wearing them swim suits and they kept the drinks flowing. I paid for one but had about 6 or 7. It was all good fun. My GF was pouting like a kid she really missed Mobay. I can’t lie I missed Mobay too it’s like my home away from home but I wanted to see Negril too. I tried to get her to jet ski or walk the beach but nothing happened. So I stayed at the bar and met some nice folks who started buying me drinks cause it was what??? Mi bwaan day!!! Later that night Richard, Neville and I did the dance hall it was so much fun. My GF stayed in the room. I liked how they were gentlemen and didn’t try to push up on me or put me on lock down. We were just hanging out like three buddies. We caught a taxi back ta mi hotel I got out and they kept going and she was still in the bed. A few hours later we woke up and she was packed she wanted to go back to Mobay. She said she had enuff. I wasn’t all that ready ta go but what the hell I wasn't in the mood for fighting either so I packed my stuff caught a taxi and Mobay here we go. As soon as we hit Mobay she was happy. I put on my swim suit and chilled at the bar and had more cocktails and her friend came to the resort. She was finally happy. We left a little while later he took us to get some food on the side of the road and then we went to a pool hall. I started getting an attitude she was ignoring me as if they were the only ones there. Hell I could have stayed at the resort for all of this and then his annoying brother started to bother me. Damn cant a girl just be. I ended up moving away from him. I did have fun playing pool and drinking. So nice to be in a pool bar with no back wall to it so the fresh air and mosquitoes comes right in. It was night and you could see the lights from the city. So beautiful and peaceful. Well they were loud than a mug in there but you know what I mean. I loved the faces of the men who walked in when they seen us in there they were like ####### but they got used to it. There was a blind man in there who told me mi hear yuh fluffy. I said yeah he said well since mi cyann see let me feel how fluffy you are? Ha nice try! After a good while we left and drove around. I told them to drop me off they wanted to go to Moods and I had seen enuff T&A to last me a lifetime plus I wanted them to be alone. The next day was my last day and its always a sad one. I walked the strip to get my dad’s Magnum juice (don’t ask) and then I shot the breeze with a few fellas I know who were on the strip. Went back to the resort to get my things and had a friend take us to the airport. My friend got my bags out of the car and we took a flic. He’s like a brother to me. I proceeded to walk into the airport and……. GET THE FREAK OUT OF HERE no he wasn’t at the airport….

[jamerican 2]

Gurl Gurl mi trip was all that and I soooooo enjoyed it and I needed it. I think for the first time in a lonnnnnnnng time I just enjoyed Jamaica and relax. I must admit it was weird for me and funny at first. You figure this was my first time getting off the plane and Roc not being there waiting pon mi. I actually forgot for a second and looked fi him and then it hit me Dada he won’t be standing there. I went with a GF who arrived later than me so I went to the bar and had a few cocktails while I waited. Yes you know all the taxi drivahs in the world came over. Ladies I even found a taxi drivah that was deaf so he used his phone and pen and paper to talk to me. After a few sentences he told me he loved me. I was like wow you on your game huh? After a while I acquired this look that said don’t do it so they finally left me alone. She finally arrived an hour and a half later and by this time I was feeling very very nice. We caught a cab and headed on our way. I was a little disappointed I used to go to a store near the movie complex in Mobay but it was bought out by a Hi-Lo. I used to go to this store to exchange my money and buy a phone since I left my last one with Roc. Whoever bought out the old store really hasn’t kept it up. It looked old and run down. I was really sad to see my store gone. So I had to find a new location over by Jerky’s. I figured since I was in the area I mines well grab me some chicken and festival right? I ate that food so fast I know the taxi was looking at me like slow down ooman. Sorry it was sooo good. Has anyone seen the new Mega Marts they have built? They remind me of our Sams Club.

I spend waaaay too much $$ in that Mega Mart

[DedicatedWife 4]

I thought that too. Unfortunately, it's not always as easy as that. I won in small claims and then couldn't collect the money from the gal. She quit her job, moved, got a new phone, and declared bankruptcy. It sucked.

Oh.... I gets mine...any kind of way they want to do it...the easy way or the hard way...sometimes you have to call cousin Pookie and dem... Don't y'all tell nobody, though!

Update on the $$$ I loaned my friend, I got all of it back in full plus a lil' extra for being so patient!

[*SunRay* 1]

DWL....that's 100% Ray...oh, well. What you got for lunch.

I didn't bring anything. I'm making curry chicken necks tonight. Yummy. lol

[DedicatedWife 4]

it's true...no one really understands until a duppy has held them down in their sleep...where is he from DW

Port Maria-St. Mary...he swears by it...I was like I dunno like me get my rass on my side of the bed this brotha trippin'

[DaDa 1]

I dont know how to react with her, because I get so irritated so quickly irritated with everything but my husband dont let anything stress him, because he takes care of his business like a real man. For some reason she is mad at him doing the damn thing with out her, see they broke up because she cheated and he was done. His friend told him to come to where she was at one night, and when he did she was kissing another man. Thats why Im here now because he was single When she hung up on him and he tried to call back 2xs and she no answer. He was like oh well.

So she is just ready to be happy and that is with out the baby. Poe thang, I just pray.

Ha I love the smiley sticking out the tongue....

[MRStee 19]

Girl I have this vision of your hubby standing over you ready with the nasal spray and the rubbing alcohol on stand by... Poe Thang!

Whomp, whomp, whomp...I'm going to have to pass on that one Tee...

Okay, but you don't know what your missin!

[MRStee 19]

Some interesting news....

I got the Police Report in the mail today. It had the guy's name on it that was "in posession" of the vehicle (but remember, not driving it). So for the heck of it I searched him on FB. He is only 22 so I figured he must have FB!

Well - found him and his page isnt private. His status on the 17th (accident day) states "can time pass any slower!?!?!? dubbin around then gettin shittayyyyy cuz thats how we do lol time ta celaaabraattteeeeee i love havin a reason to partyFebruary 17 at 3:57pm"

Apparently he was out celebrating a friend's 21st birthday!

COPY _ PRINT!!!

Remind me when I need an investigation done to hire Irie and JG!!! Thats whats up!!!

[sus 70]

Update on the $$$ I loaned my friend, I got all of it back in full plus a lil' extra for being so patient!

You have a better friend than I do - I still haven't seen the $$ since August - and now my cousin wants to go to AC for her birthday, and I said no way is the other friend coming if she hasn't paid me back! So that's causing issues - but how can you expect me to vacation with her, watch her gamble, shop and blow money, when she owes me already? Nah suh!