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bottoms up, ladies....*slurp*

Whilst in the roaring hot tub!

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Then some of us aren't trying hard enough.

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I'm going to contact an administrator at CABA Turkey School (CTS) to see about adding carpet maintenance to the curriculum. I think today's discerning student needs instruction in this area. Yes, I t

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What do you think of a line of CABA-wear called Pampered Muumuu and You?

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Got any tips on cleaning water marks off of stainless steel with something that doesn't smell like vinegar, or worse? Preferably in the laziest way possible!

A tip I really like is to use vodka to spray your curtains and furniture to get rid of odours. Tastes better than Febreeze!

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Empress of Groovy Experienced

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Does anyone have a suggestion for how to get a streamrolled Ding-Dong out of light-colored carpet?

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Does anyone have a suggestion for how to get a streamrolled Ding-Dong out of light-colored carpet?

I have no clue -- they don't teach that in CABA Turkey School (as you well know!). We are of course too busy learning how to devour men's souls whole whilst shovelling Ding-Dongs into our voracious maws. Which means that you must have missed your mouth whilst eating Ding-Dongs.

I'm SO glad to see that dreamy Alan Alda back in your sig. He is so groovy!!!!! :luv:

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I have no clue -- they don't teach that in CABA Turkey School (as you well know!). We are of course too busy learning how to devour men's souls whole whilst shovelling Ding-Dongs into our voracious maws. Which means that you must have missed your mouth whilst eating Ding-Dongs.

I'm SO glad to see that dreamy Alan Alda back in your sig. He is so groovy!!!!! :luv:

I'm going to contact an administrator at CABA Turkey School (CTS) to see about adding carpet maintenance to the curriculum. I think today's discerning student needs instruction in this area.

Yes, I think I must have missed a Ding-Dong in my haste to consume the entire box in one quick sitting. Later I found the telltale Ding-Dong shape on the back of my sweatpants! No wonder it's become one with the carpet!

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Sometimes I really miss CTS. :( I did see they are holding masterclasses in the LA area (at the Walmart in Torrance!) so I might register to brush up on my skills. I think I could really improve on my emasculating technique.

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Fortunately, nearly the entire Phoenix Metro Area is a CTS wonderland! Why, just next door is a studio where women learn to belch like a man, arrange their genitals while sitting on a barstool, and fix their own leaky toilets! :thumbs:

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Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

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What do you think of a line of CABA-wear called Pampered Muumuu and You? :luv:(F)(L)

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AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

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Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

[The grooviest signature you've ever seen is under construction!]

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I'm thinking of getting a sex change so I can post in this thread too.

No exclusivity here! You could be a male instructor at CABA Turkey School.

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Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

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What is CABA Turkey School?

It's a very inclusive finishing school for Anglophone ladies.

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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

[The grooviest signature you've ever seen is under construction!]

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It's a very inclusive finishing school for Anglophone ladies.

You can't be a real CABA girl without graduating from Turkey School. I actually still have one of the Powerpoint slides from "Statties for Fatties," our statistics class.

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Empress of Groovy Experienced

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Yesterday evening I heated up a veggie burger in a frying pan and didn't use quite enough oil, so my kitchen smells like a slightly burned veggie burger. I read that simmering vinegar for two hours will rid the kitchen cooking odors, so I gave it a try. Now the whole house smells like vinegar, and I'm feeling a little queasy. :angry:

I think I need to go back to CABA Turkey School.

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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

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AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

[The grooviest signature you've ever seen is under construction!]

 

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