Future Me...

[Fandango 1,440]

Someone here mentioned futureme.com in a post, so I went and checked it out. You write an email to be delivered in the future....and they can not be edited nor deleted.

ANYWAYS!!! you can also browse emails. Here's one:

http://www.futureme.org/public.php?id=278939

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I slept with your wife.

(written Wed Jun 7, 2006, to be delivered Sun Jun 7, 2020)

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omGwtfbbq!

Here's another

Dear FutureMe,

######, if you haven't gotten your life together by now then i think it's safe to say that you should just go ahead and kill yourself.

And i hope you're not still with Mike.. unless he took a HUGE change for the better.

I just hope you're happy. Please say you're happy.

(written Thu Jun 8, 2006, to be delivered Thu Sep 13, 2007)

http://www.futureme.org/public.php?id=279091

[jordanianprincess 0]

[Fandango 1,440]

Okok, one more.....but this is a funny one:

So Joy sends an email to herself:

Hey Joy at 43 years old. if you're still using this email. I hope you're doing well. Congratulations on your new house and the baby. You sure did find the love of your life. I am very happy for you. I'm just emailing you to tell you to remember to meet up with Allen, your college boyfriend in front of the libray at SFSU on the 5th of September. It's a reunion. I know you still miss him.

Joy at 23

(written Thu Jun 8, 2006, to be delivered Tue Sep 1, 2026

http://www.futureme.org/public.php?id=279256

email's kinda cute and quirky, right?

Then she wrote one to remind Allen:

Hello Allen, this is Joy. Right now is 2:55pm 06/08/06 I am at work and I am writing email to future you. You're playing your computer game with Julie at the student union. I am working! Just wanted to remind you to come meet up with me for our 20 years renion on september 5th 2036 you know where. I also emailed myself this too so I will be sure to meet up with you.

Will love you always.

Joy

(written Thu Jun 8, 2006, to be delivered Mon Sep 1, 2036)

http://www.futureme.org/public.php?id=279257

I'd say Allen's gonna be late

Edited July 28, 2006 by LisaD

[Mew 0]

Yeah, I mentioned it on the thread the guy who had lost hope started. I've used the site to write an e-mail to myself so I can get to check if everything will have happened the way I planned... I found it to be encouraging.

[Meliss 0]

Isn't there a website you can go to so you can read secrets? Creeeepy.

[Mew 0]

Yes! Bunches of them! I love them! I don't know why I like these things so much. My favorite ones are these:

http://postsecret.blogspot.com

http://grouphug.us

[cheeky^Wolf 0]

Post Secret is a great site, they even have a book of them now.

Scariest one I ever saw was "Everyone thinks I died in 9/11"

[Fandango 1,440]

Wow...got this on Grouphug:

once my friends dad was beating his wife, so we peed in his mouthwash, and crapped in the tank of his toilet.

A kid I didnt like in highscool used to rant and rave about his car all of the time, so I wrapped his car from top to bottom with 3 rolls of duct tape

a science teacher in high school kicked me out of class, when i started walking out, he grabbed me by my shirt, so I pulled him hard enough that he fell down a flight of stairs.

I threw a 2 liter bottle full of piss at a group of hippies when i was 15, just because they we hippies

i stole thousands of dollars worth of videos from a video store i used to work at

Ive had sex in a church

ive been in a church tripping on acid

i threw a desk at a substitute teacher

I punched a girl in the face

i got in a fight and beat this guy up really bad, when his dad came out to break it up, me and my friends beat his dad up too

me and probablly about 15 of my friends beat a kid till he was unconscious,later we found out that he was in the hospital for over a week, and hed reconstructive surgery, he deserved it though, 5 of my friends we arrested for it.

I dont feel bad about any of it at all

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I threw a 2 liter bottle full of piss at a group of hippies when i was 15, just because they we hippies

I hope you learned your lesson, Lisa.

[cheeky^Wolf 0]

From Group Hug...

I confess that British people are more idiotic and simple-minded than Americans because I saw a documentary on them called "Little Britain" and it was obvious even George Bush or a monkey could outsmart them.

Oh why can't you reply to these people!

[Lizzy 0]

ONE FROM GROUP HUG!! OMG!! people actually do this ######?

My older sister is pretty , blond, and sexy. One day when she was 19 she wore revealing dress without bra so I can clearly see her firm and full breast with pinky nipple. And so did our gardener, a black guy. I could see he saw her breasts. And I knew that turned him on.

Later that day, I masturbate imagining he got my sister. Since then, I like to imagine my sister having sex with the black guy

ALSO this one!!!!! these people astonish me!!

I like to put dead flies in my grammas oatmeal. she has alzheimers and lives with us. she thinks the flies are raisins and frequently comments on the juicy raisins

Edited July 29, 2006 by Lizzy

[MrMrsKnight 0]

Scariest one I ever saw was "Everyone thinks I died in 9/11"

How can someone think of something like that?!?!?!?!

I like to put dead flies in my grammas oatmeal. she has alzheimers and lives with us. she thinks the flies are raisins and frequently comments on the juicy raisins