Bosom bombers: Women have explosive breast implants

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

LONDON – Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin.

Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up.

Similar surgery has been performed on male suicide bombers. In their cases, the explosives are inserted in the appendix area or in a buttock. Both are parts of the body that diabetics use to inject themselves with their prescribed drugs.

The discovery of these methods was made after the London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner on Christmas Day with explosives he had stuffed inside his underpants.

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Hours after he had failed, GCHQ – Britain's worldwide eavesdropping "spy in the sky" agency – began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.

A hand-picked team was appointed by Jonathan Evans, the head of MI5, to investigate the threat. He described it as "one that can circumvent our defense."

Top surgeons who work in the National Health Service confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.

In a report to Evans, one said:

"Properly inserted the implant would be virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines. You would need to subject a suspect to a sophisticated X-ray. Given that the explosive would be inserted in a sealed plastic sachet, and would be a small amount, would make it all the more impossible to spot it with the usual body scanner."

Explosive experts at Britain's Porton Down biological and chemical warfare research center told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN when activated would blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin which would guarantee it would crash.

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[Ali G. 37]

Honestly, it's time for Israeli style profiling.

I am volunteering to ensure that these boobies are not a threat.

Edited February 4, 2010 by Booyah

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

I'm starting to see a pattern with the radical arm (or breast) of Islam.

I think they've been reading up on Tim McVeigh.

[Amby 490]

Mark will be so sad. This was another one of his ideas

[Ali G. 37]

Mark will be so sad. This was another one of his ideas

Breast examinations or blowing up planes with explosive filled tits?

[Amby 490]

Breast examinations or blowing up planes with explosive filled tits?

the explosive boobies

[FortLaudy 10]

Great, next we'll all be strip searched and have our boobs fondled going through airport security... possibly even those with man boobs

[Amby 490]

Great, next we'll all be strip searched and have our boobs fondled going through airport security... possibly even those with man boobs

why man boobs? they're not shaped like an implant.

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

why man boobs? they're not shaped like an implant.

j-lo can pack a lot of power.

Similar surgery has been performed on male suicide bombers. In their cases, the explosives are inserted in the appendix area or in a buttock. Both are parts of the body that diabetics use to inject themselves with their prescribed drugs.

Edited February 4, 2010 by charles!

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

j-lo can pack a lot of power.

This varies from the results of the average meal at Taco Bell in what manner?

[Nagishkaw 510]

Im shocked.

[Calypso 464]

Is that an original idea?

“I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business. But I was a 34C when I was 17...They stay up when I wear a push-up bra. But if people could see me when I come home and take off my bra, how could they think these are fake?”

--Tyra Banks

[mawilson 2,133]

Mark will be so sad. This was another one of his ideas

I know... the terrorists are stealing all my ideas!

Although they didn't mention the nipple-ring detonator... maybe I should patent it.

[*Maureen* 0]

Im shocked.

I'm not. It will be the man's turn to have something implanted somewhere

[sandinista! 1,816]

Honestly, it's time for Israeli style profiling.

I am volunteering to ensure that these boobies are not a threat.

and that's going to help, how? and who's going to pay for it?

Israel can torment every passenger for hours because it is a small country with far fewer patrons clogging its 14 commercial airports than the U.S. has. Ben Gurion, its busiest, boasted only 11,478,027 international passengers in 2008 with perhaps another 500,000 domestic ones. Contrast that with Atlanta’s 90,039,280, Chicago’s 69,353, 876 or even Minneapolis’ 34,056,443 customers that year. Lengthy grilling of every passenger would bring American aviation to a halt. And for what? No terrorists have attacked any flight originating in the US since 9/11.

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