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Dammit I hate these things! A co-worker just sent an email to all of us women in the office:

"Bitchology

>>When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a ######.

>>When I stand up for those I love, they call me a ######.

>>When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a ######.

>>Being a ###### means I won't compromise what's in my heart.

>>It means I live my life MY way.

>>It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

>>When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a ######.

>>The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.

>>It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

>>I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

>>So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.

>>You won't succeed.

>>And if that makes me a ######, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

>>B - Babe

>>I - In

>>T - Total

>>C - Control of

>>H - Herself

>>

>>B = Beautiful

>>I = Intelligent

>>T = Talented

>>C = Charming

>>H = Hell of a Woman

>>

>>B = Beautiful

>>I = Individual

>>T = That

>>C = Can

>>H = Handle anything"

Is that not the cheesiest, dumbest email forward ever? I think I rolled my eyes so hard they're permanently stuck that way.

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No! :devil:

The email reminded me of being in elementary school when someone would call a girl a pig and the girl would reply, "yeah, I'm a pig! A Pretty Intelligent Girl!" Only then, it was cute because it was coming from a 7 year old, not a 41-year-old. :wacko:

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quit yer b!tching :P

:lol:

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>>So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.

go stomp on her and tell her she asked for it.

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>>So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.

go stomp on her and tell her she asked for it.

throw some water on that flame too :thumbs:

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>>So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.

go stomp on her and tell her she asked for it.

:lol: And after I do I'll say, "blame it on my bitchiness!"

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Yeah that email is annoying. :yes:

I'm all for "I am woman, hear me roar!" when it's appropriate but other times you just wanna say to them..."no, you're annoying, please shut up." :innocent::lol:

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I'm all for "I am woman, hear me roar!" when it's appropriate but other times you just wanna say to them..."no, you're annoying, please shut up." :innocent::lol:

'xactly! I should reply to her with:

B-Big

I-Idiotic

T-Terribly

C-Craptacular

H-Ho

hahaha I'm so lame :P

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hahaha I'm so lame :P

:thumbs::lol:

Go ask her what a BIOTCH is... :hehe:

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Forgot one:

When I'm 60 years old living with 100 cats I will be proud to lived my live as a ######.

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hahaha I'm so lame :P

:thumbs::lol:

Go ask her what a BIOTCH is... :hehe:

1. biotch

1. (noun) a woman of unsavory character traits pertaining to negative or even beligerant attitude (ie. a pain in the ### or a moody ######)

Alternate spellings:

beyatch

biyatch

beyotch

bi yotch

Synonyms:

biznatch

bleyatch

b itch

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wimp

boo

shorty

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Yeah that email is annoying. :yes:

I'm all for "I am woman, hear me roar!" when it's appropriate but other times you just wanna say to them..."no, you're annoying, please shut up." :innocent::lol:

The other day at the gym, I heard Celine Dion's version of that song.

My ears are still bleeding. :crying:

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The other day at the gym, I heard Celine Dion's version of that song.

My ears are still bleeding. :crying:

just the thought of Celine, makes my ears bleed....aaaaaaaaaaaaack....

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