Flower Power

[Brad and Vika 129]

I can vouch for the Crimean beaches! Mostly gravel/slag rock, but very little trash. Is there an FSU city that is NOT full of hotness? Doubtful.

Tough to tell if you are watching the MOB channel or just looking out the window.

[slim 1,525]

the MOB channel

Business opportunity!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Tough to tell if you are watching the MOB channel or just looking out the window.

In good weather I used to eat my dinner on the window ledge of my 2nd floor flat in Odessa. You gotta love the old windows that open wide and no screen so you can just get right out there. How I never fell off and broke my neck is still a mystery!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Business opportunity!

Can you imagine the advertiser line up for that?

IN: Slipper manufacturers, Victoria's Secret, Chicken of the Sea Tuna, cosmetics

Out: Condom ads, pantyhose ads, sweatpants and Nike shoes

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

In good weather I used to eat my dinner on the window ledge of my 2nd floor flat in Odessa. You gotta love the old windows that open wide and no screen so you can just get right out there. How I never fell off and broke my neck is still a mystery!

The first time I rented an apt. in Minsk...it was right across the street from a university. It was totally by accident...but I couldn't have planned it any better. Middle of summer, and nothing but young hot chicks in high heels and min skirts standing outside the building. It was pure heaven. I messed up a few times though by walking naked into the kitchen to make my coffee and forgetting that the university's windows were right across from mine.

[Ban Hammer 13,347]

The first time I rented an apt. in Minsk...it was right across the street from a university. It was totally by accident...but I couldn't have planned it any better. Middle of summer, and nothing but young hot chicks in high heels and min skirts standing outside the building. It was pure heaven. I messed up a few times though by walking naked into the kitchen to make my coffee and forgetting that the university's windows were right across from mine.

you were making money as a part time nude model for the art department.....

[slim 1,525]

Can you imagine the advertiser line up for that?

IN: Slipper manufacturers, Victoria's Secret, Chicken of the Sea Tuna, cosmetics

Out: Condom ads, pantyhose ads, sweatpants and Nike shoes

I think some of those are a little off since it'd be mostly old fat guys watching.

KFC, BK, Pepsi, Beer of all sorts - those would be the major advertisers. Lowes/Home Depot would be next and then Super Cuts would round out the usual suspects. Probably a Valvoline or Jiffy Lube in there somewhere but eventually they'd figure out any man smart enough to buy a RUBber MOB is going to change his own oil as well.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I think some of those are a little off since it'd be mostly old fat guys watching.

KFC, BK, Pepsi, Beer of all sorts - those would be the major advertisers. Lowes/Home Depot would be next and then Super Cuts would round out the usual suspects. Probably a Valvoline or Jiffy Lube in there somewhere but eventually they'd figure out any man smart enough to buy a RUBber MOB is going to change his own oil as well.

True, what was I thinking? Th ewhole idea of the MOB channel got me thiniking of lace and stockings and high heels and women that think pantyhose are "unhealthy" Can't help myself.

But "Supercuts" ???? Most of the men watching are bald!

you were making money as a part time nude model for the art department.....

I like the part where he says he "forgot " there was a university full of hot women across the street.

[Brad and Vika 129]

I think some of those are a little off since it'd be mostly old fat guys watching.

KFC, BK, Pepsi, Beer of all sorts - those would be the major advertisers. Lowes/Home Depot would be next and then Super Cuts would round out the usual suspects. Probably a Valvoline or Jiffy Lube in there somewhere but eventually they'd figure out any man smart enough to buy a RUBber MOB is going to change his own oil as well.

No doubt A total return of those Swedish bikini team type of commercials where the guys crack a beer and they are immediately surrounded by models. The guys who tune in believing they are getting information would absolutely start drinking the brand and waiting for half naked female genies to appear with food

And for those tuning in only for entertainment - I think Home Depot would clean up with the specials on new flooring and paint.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

No doubt A total return of those Swedish bikini team type of commercials where the guys crack a beer and they are immediately surrounded by models. The guys who tune in believing they are getting information would absolutely start drinking the brand and waiting for half naked female genies to appear with food

And for those tuning in only for entertainment - I think Home Depot would clean up with the specials on new flooring and paint.

Brad, stop!

That's it, I am done for the day. I start to think of half-naked Ukrainian hotties with food and that's it...I am a goner.

[slim 1,525]

If she had a flat head, she'd be perfect.

[Brad and Vika 129]

If she had a flat head, she'd be perfect.

I hear that is considered a product defect in the MOB catalogue.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I hear that is considered a product defect in the MOB catalogue.

[slim 1,525]

I hear that is considered a product defect in the MOB catalogue.

For an extra $20 they'll install a cup holder.

[Brad and Vika 129]

For an extra $20 they'll install a cup holder.

Pass. Nobody needs a cup holder that badly.