Flower Power

[Martyshk 137]

Show it to your wives, or translate it if you want, but this embodies everything

- Дорогой, что ты мне подаришь на 8 марта?

- Линейку

- Зачем мне линейка?

- Чтобы ты измерила тот хуй, что подарила мне на 23 февраля!!!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Alla says..."Don't buy me a present. You do not need to. I will buy the present...you just PAY for it!"

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

OK - I had a special arrangement created by Kroger for IWD. I realize that I am running all over slims comment about the risk of not having flowers that are good enough, but decided to take my chances. In my case the risk is pretty low I think.

What have you guys arranged? I planned a good part of Vika's day out. Surprise - she didn't even protest when I said no other plans, period. We shall see if I can keep her off the phone.

why would that not be good enough? Remind Vika it is KROGER that puts together the roses for The Kentucky Derby! Mmmm, on second thought, maybe not.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Show it to your wives, or translate it if you want, but this embodies everything

- Дорогой, что ты мне подаришь на 8 марта?

- Линейку

- Зачем мне линейка?

- Чтобы ты измерила тот хуй, что подарила мне на 23 февраля!!!

I get the sense of it, and no - I am not showing it to Vika

Alla says..."Don't buy me a present. You do not need to. I will buy the present...you just PAY for it!"

Now THAT is flexibility

why would that not be good enough? Remind Vika it is KROGER that puts together the roses for The Kentucky Derby! Mmmm, on second thought, maybe not.

You see how that could backfire.

[SMR 368]

Show it to your wives, or translate it if you want, but this embodies everything

- Дорогой, что ты мне подаришь на 8 марта?

- Линейку

- Зачем мне линейка?

- Чтобы ты измерила тот хуй, что подарила мне на 23 февраля!!!

Март, I don't care how far away you are from your fiancee. It isn't far enough if you plan on giving her a ruler and saying that.

[Martyshk 137]

Март, I don't care how far away you are from your fiancee. It isn't far enough if you plan on giving her a ruler and saying that.

Oh, pfffft, I can totally pull that off in person with her though:)

[Brad and Vika 129]

Oh, pfffft, I can totally pull that off in person with her though:)

Do you skydive too? Mapt, you must like to live dangerously

[Martyshk 137]

Do you skydive too? Mapt, you must like to live dangerously

Yes, I do skydive

She'll kill me for a lot of things, but this one I can skate through actually, because, it'll just be to f around and she'll still get flowers and a present

[Brad and Vika 129]

Yes, I do skydive

She'll kill me for a lot of things, but this one I can skate through actually, because, it'll just be to f around and she'll still get flowers and a present

Flowers do tend to wash away minor sins.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I get the sense of it, and no - I am not showing it to Vika

Now THAT is flexibility

You see how that could backfire.

But, Sweetheart, it is the Derby. They are YOUNG horses! Very young. Lean, svelte, sweetheart. Sweetheart? I said "young horses" did you hear me Sweetheart?

[slim 1,514]

Март, I don't care how far away you are from your fiancee. It isn't far enough if you plan on giving her a ruler and saying that.

Metric system, hello!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Metric system, hello!

Why do you think I let Alla continue to call "pounds"..."lubs" (lbs.)

First time graocery shopping...she wanders off and returns with bananas;

Gary?

Yes Sweetheart?

Is 69 cents per lub a good price for these?

What?

69 cents per lub? Is it a good price?

Lub?

Yes, lub...see...(points at sign advertising meat)

Why do you laugh.

(thinking "metric system", quickly)

Oh sweetheart it is the best price for bananas I have ever seen! I am so happy!

[Brad and Vika 129]

But, Sweetheart, it is the Derby. They are YOUNG horses! Very young. Lean, svelte, sweetheart. Sweetheart? I said "young horses" did you hear me Sweetheart?

Don't get it

[mox 298]

Don't get it

Gary is making a pass at you.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Gary is making a pass at you.

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