Flower Power

[Nasturtium 500]

This is fast becoming one of my most favorite (and random) VJ threads ever-- and that's saying a lot comparing it to my favorites which usually involve MENA men vs. American women + MENA males with sense. Those are priceless.

[slim 1,525]

You won't find much sense in this forum, male, female, or otherwise.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

This is fast becoming one of my most favorite (and random) VJ threads ever-- and that's saying a lot comparing it to my favorites which usually involve MENA men vs. American women + MENA males with sense. Those are priceless.

Is that in the mud wrestling forum?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

But...but... Han Solo is SO hot! How he could he do that?

Light sabres, Baby! Wiped those Cossacks right out the saddle with the light sabre.

It would be so awesome to have the Transam and a mullet.... Or an afro, I can't decide.

Maybe just some fuggin' hair!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

The Bolsheviks killed off all the intelligentsia, artists, scholars. Careful with the IQ tests.

The USA could easily win a national IQ comparison against Russia...if we would just simultaneously bomb all the Walmarts first.

[visaveteran 1]

The USA could easily win a national IQ comparison against Russia...if we would just simultaneously bomb all the Walmarts first.

Well, you'd have to factor in all the dead brain cells in Russian men from all the vodka consumed to really figure this out.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Glad Charles reopened this thread...so good we got to hear about ponies, more farts and vaginas, beer....and from lots of outside posters from "great" Britain...a gun-free, sinking kingdom, with a silly royal family...and we've been carrying their asses in the wars. When did you last hear about the Brits engaged in heavy fighting? They even almost screwed up WWII..."Market Garden."

Pip Pip...Cheerio.

Russia does not stand alone!!!!!! Great Britian sucks too! VV, is there ANY country except the USA that you can say anything good about? I mean really, it is OK and it isn;t even unpatriotic to acknowledge that other countries have something worth visiting at least. Or at least they have vaginas worth pillaging and taking for our own, eh?

BUT...this is the USA and we all have Russian vaginas to sleep with (or at least RUBer vaginas) except for the poor drive-bys who have to sleep with other foreign or (even worse) domestic vaginas (and their attached life support systems). So life in general is good. Right toe, VV!

[visaveteran 1]

Russia does not stand alone!!!!!! Great Britian sucks too! VV, is there ANY country except the USA that you can say anything good about? I mean really, it is OK and it isn;t even unpatriotic to acknowledge that other countries have something worth visiting at least. Or at least they have vaginas worth pillaging and taking for our own, eh?

BUT...this is the USA and we all have Russian vaginas to sleep with (or at least RUBer vaginas) except for the poor drive-bys who have to sleep with other foreign or (even worse) domestic vaginas (and their attached life support systems). So life in general is good. Right toe, VV!

I'm rather partial to Belgium. They still honor the USA for standing fast at Bastogne. I spent a month there. Nice country.

My life is very good. Yes.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Russia does not stand alone!!!!!! Great Britian sucks too! VV, is there ANY country except the USA that you can say anything good about? I mean really, it is OK and it isn;t even unpatriotic to acknowledge that other countries have something worth visiting at least. Or at least they have vaginas worth pillaging and taking for our own, eh?

BUT...this is the USA and we all have Russian vaginas to sleep with (or at least RUBer vaginas) except for the poor drive-bys who have to sleep with other foreign or (even worse) domestic vaginas (and their attached life support systems). So life in general is good. Right toe, VV!

Can we be the UBeR forum instead so we can all have "UBeR wives"

[Brad and Vika 129]

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Can we be the UBeR forum instead so we can all have "UBeR wives"

I would rather have an UBeR wife than a RUBer wife. What do y'all think?

[slim 1,525]

I have an UBeR wife... but she's RUBber.

[Brad and Vika 129]

I have an UBeR wife... but she's RUBber.

Probably the case for most of us

[Brad and Vika 129]

OK - I had a special arrangement created by Kroger for IWD. I realize that I am running all over slims comment about the risk of not having flowers that are good enough, but decided to take my chances. In my case the risk is pretty low I think.

What have you guys arranged? I planned a good part of Vika's day out. Surprise - she didn't even protest when I said no other plans, period. We shall see if I can keep her off the phone.

[slim 1,525]

What have you guys arranged? I planned a good part of Vika's day out. Surprise - she didn't even protest

I'm going to work at my full-time job. My wife, like usual, is off work tomorrow and didn't even protest when I said, "oh, tomorrow is 8 March? I forgot because I'll be working so someone can pay our bills."

Actually, I may do something special for her, we'll see. Depends on what kind of mood she wakes up in tomorrow. I wish my Uncle would've given me my interest-free loan money back already. He's kind of an @$$hole about that kind of thing. He just takes my money whenever he wants it but whenever he owes me money...