Flower Power

[slim 1,525]

Yet "under god" was inserted into Pledge of Allegiance in 1954... so yeah, no, not buying it.

Are you saying the religious factions in the '50s had something to do with our current policies?

Bitches need to be taught being a ###### doesn't get them everything they want.

That's my policy and I've done my best to spread the message.

***** ATTENTION VISITORS **********

The above statement is a PERFECT example of what is acceptable when you drive-by the RUB forum. Thank you, Vanessa.

The wife saw this at the range this weekend, and now HAS TO HAVE IT:

http://www.charterfirearms.com/products/Ch...over_53830.html

Those Pink Ladies are cool, but in all seriousness, you can paint any gun pink in about 30 seconds and save yourself a few hundred bucks.

Also, .38+P is pretty serious for a little lady. While most women can handle a .38 load after some practice, it is still a little large for most without practice. If you get her a gun "that big" make sure she gets plenty of practice. Brad's wife shoots a .38 sometimes, right Brad? Was she allright with it straight away or did she need a little acclimation period?

I can't remember if my wife shot my .45 or not. I wanna say she did but I honestly don't remember now. I'll have to ask her tomorrow.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Also, .38+P is pretty serious for a little lady. While most women can handle a .38 load after some practice, it is still a little large for most without practice. If you get her a gun "that big" make sure she gets plenty of practice. Brad's wife shoots a .38 sometimes, right Brad? Was she allright with it straight away or did she need a little acclimation period?

I'll vouch for that. Vika fired my .357 twice, and almost fell over the first time. The second, she nearly dropped the wheel gun. After two shots she basically said "that hurts, I don't like to shoot". After an "I told you that was too big and loud to start with" we tried some smaller grain .38 loads. It worked ok because of where we started I think.

[LvivLovers 39]

All I can say is that these Limeys need to learn to speak American. I can't understand half of what they say when they are speaking English! Righto, olde chop!

Edited February 25, 2010 by LvivLovers

[English Muffin 59]

Old chop??

[AKguy 1]

Maybe he meant old pork chop... Now that's insulting!!

[English Muffin 59]

The talk of farts and vaginas didn't insult me, but being called an old chop did.

[LvivLovers 39]

The talk of farts and vaginas didn't insult me, but being called an old chop did.

Jolly good! Me work's done then! Pip pip, Old Crumpet!

[Brad and Vika 129]

Jolly good! Me work's done then! Pip pip, Old Crumpet!

Why old crumpet? Wouldn't stale crumpet be a real insult?

[LvivLovers 39]

Why old crumpet? Wouldn't stale crumpet be a real insult?

Stale crumpet would be more insulting but I was trying to speak authentic Limey and apparently Old Crumpet is something they really say. lol Seriously though, my wife does great with English as a whole, but when she hears heavy British accents, she has no idea at all what they are saying. Might as well be Farsee or something they are speaking. lol

[AKguy 1]

Stale crumpet would be more insulting but I was trying to speak authentic Limey and apparently Old Crumpet is something they really say. lol Seriously though, my wife does great with English as a whole, but when she hears heavy British accents, she has no idea at all what they are saying. Might as well be Farsee or something they are speaking. lol

Anna says the same thing. "What they say?"

Which kind of sucks because I enjoy some British movies.

[mox 298]

Subtitles are your (wife's) friend.

[visaveteran 1]

Glad Charles reopened this thread...so good we got to hear about ponies, more farts and vaginas, beer....and from lots of outside posters from "great" Britain...a gun-free, sinking kingdom, with a silly royal family...and we've been carrying their asses in the wars. When did you last hear about the Brits engaged in heavy fighting? They even almost screwed up WWII..."Market Garden."

Pip Pip...Cheerio.

[AKguy 1]

Well that just took the wind out of the fart jokes.

[visaveteran 1]

Well that just took the wind out of the fart jokes.

Nice pun.

[mox 298]

Let's play Name That Movie!

Otto: You know your problem? You don't like winners.

Archie: Winners?

Otto: Yeah. Winners.

Archie: Winners, like North Vietnam?

Otto: Shut up. We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!

Archie: [going into a cowboy-like drawl] I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little #### there. Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.