The time is now for Palin

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October 4, 2012

Americans For Freedom And Democracy

1000 Avenue of the Americas

New York, NY 10036

Dear Friend,

You may be wondering why we'd send you this crisp new twenty dollar bill in the mail, just for opening this letter. And you're not alone. People from all over this great nation have said we're crazy for doing it, but we feel it's THAT important to show you how your life will change if you help us elect Sarah Palin in the coming weeks. Sarah is all about prosperity, and her policies will make windfalls like these an everyday occurrence for real, hardworking families like yours.

Americans For Freedom And Democracy* is a grassroots organization made up of American citizens who have had it up to here with the elites in Washington telling us how to live our lives. It's time for them to stop swindling your hard-earned money and wasting it on socialized medicine and welfare programs for people who are just too lazy to get jobs, and instead let you keep more of the money you work so hard to earn. You'll be getting lots more refunds like this twenty dollar bill if you help us make Sarah Palin the 45th President of the United States.

Sarah understands regular folks like us - because she's one of us. She had to work all her life to get where she is, just like you. Barack Obama wasn't even born in this country, so how could he understand the struggles he has wrought on families like yours? Did you know that Barack Obama only got his various jobs, such as community organizer, through affirmative action programs? That's right - he had it all handed to him, and it was all funded by hardworking taxpayers like you. Now he wants the government to take over your entire life: to tell you what doctors to see, what schools you can send your children to, what religion to follow, and even when to die when you're old!

Americans For Freedom And Democracy* have had enough too, just like you! It's time to take our country back, and you can help us. Just follow these easy steps, and you'll be reaping the full benefits of your hard work once again this November:

1. Vote for Sarah Palin this Election Day, of course! Call 1-800-FREEDOM, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, for information about your polling location, how to register, or even for a ride to the polls! Operators are standing by.

2. Play "Go Sarah!" by looking under the caps of all your favorite Coca-Cola products. Spell "SARAH PALIN" and win $45 million! Or spell "GO SARAH" to win one of thousands of other great prizes!

3. Join us on November 1 for the "Go Sarah!" rally in your hometown. We'll be handing out all kinds of free Sarah Stuff, so don't miss out!

4. Go door to door! Earn up to $1,000 a day for spreading the word about Sarah! Visit us at www.gosarah.com to find out more!

5. Claim all kinds of great free services through www.affd.org. If you sign a pledge to vote for Sarah, we'll provide free lawnmowing, dry cleaning pick-up, even free car rentals! Check it out! We have the unlimited resources to meet your needs!

So with all that going for you, you've GOTTA vote Sarah! Take your country back AND get free stuff!

How can you lose?! You betcha!

All the best for the future,

Americans For Freedom And Democracy*

* To comply with Barack Obama's unfair disclosure laws that hurt everyday Americans like you, we must indicate that a few unreputable liberal sources claim that Americans For Freedom And Democracy is a joint venture of ExxonMobil, Chevron, Royal Dutch Shell, British Petroleum, ARAMCO, Citgo, OPEC, King Fahd Petroleum, China and East Asia Trade Company, and Persiana Refineries.

[FortLaudy 10]

October 4, 2012 ??

Americans For Freedom And Democracy* is a grassroots organization made up of American citizens who have had it up to here with the elites in Washington telling us how to live our lives. It's time for them to stop swindling your hard-earned money and wasting it on socialized medicine and welfare programs for people who are just too lazy to get jobs, and instead let you keep more of the money you work so hard to earn. You'll be getting lots more refunds like this twenty dollar bill if you help us make Sarah Palin the 45th President of the United States.

LOL !!!

how about stop wasting money on senseless wars...? yes, some people are just too lazy to get jobs, no matter what race and this should not be encouraged by welfare systems that cater to them.

the health care system in America is terrible, people are dying here because they cannot afford operations, that is sick and something needs to change, completely socializing it might not be the right answer, I like to have the choice of private health care, and I'm willing to pay for it but I don't agree that some people die because they cannot afford an operation. Also #1 killer in america: heart disease, causes of heart disease: mostly preventable, I'm more for socializing education.

[Darnell 8,478]

Please change the date on yer computer, it's getting messy on yer inbox

I had a green tea spew when reading this - ye gods - so funny !

especially the last bit - 'Persiana Refiners'

[luckytxn 2,264]

I am tired of telling my very Christian friend that she would never have a chance of getting elected President.

[mawilson 2,133]

You may be wondering why we'd send you this crisp new twenty dollar bill in the mail

Are they really sending people $20 bills?

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Are they really sending people $20 bills?

It's the least King Fahd Petroleum could do for you.

[luckytxn 2,264]

It's the least King Fahd Petroleum could do for you.

This is like shooting fish in a barrel for you huh?

[mawilson 2,133]

It's the least King Fahd Petroleum could do for you.

In that case everyone (and especially Democrats) should register as Republicans,

get $20 from King Fahd and vote in Republican primaries for Palin. The Democrats

couldn't have asked for a better candidate to run against.

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In that case everyone (and especially Democrats) should register as Republicans,

get $20 from King Fahd and vote in Republican primaries for Palin. The Democrats

couldn't have asked for a better candidate to run against.

Did someone do something to your satire-meter?

[mawilson 2,133]

Did someone do something to your satire-meter?

It's not a bad strategy.

[luckytxn 2,264]

It's not a bad strategy.

Just let her run and we can watch the disaster that will come. It will be like the last election when McCain ran.

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Just let her run and we can watch the disaster that will come. It will be like the last election when McCain ran.

You guys need to run Newt.

[mawilson 2,133]

You guys need to run Newt.

Hey! Just because I'm a gecko...

[luckytxn 2,264]

You guys need to run Newt.

I agree. We are due for some laughs.

[DEDixon 39]

people are dying here because they cannot afford operations

not true, people can go to the hospital when their life is at risk.

#1 killer in america: heart disease, causes of heart disease: mostly preventable, I'm more for socializing education.

the people that aren't insured are likely the ones that don't read labels so they are giving themselves heart disease. after they dine at McDonald everyday and throw in the frozen pizza for dinner, the health system is supposed to fix them so they can go do it all over again? sometimes, God needs to take over.........