Life Saver?

[cheeky^Wolf 0]

A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a

quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The

father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking,

shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business

suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of

coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup

down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from

her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the

boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then

ever so firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,

which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and

walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father

rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen

anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".

[Angelica 0]

[*Robert* 2]

LMAO.... that's a good one!!!