what is the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk?

[workin4somethin 0]

I got so totally drunk one night that I pretended I was a pizza delivery man, going door to door at an apartment complex where a lot of college kids from the middle east live; and I told everyone that I was Abu Zubaydah’s brother, that I had ties to Al Qaeda and that I often traveled to Syria. I was literally fubar.

[Fandango 1,439]

Have never had so much to drink as to have been drunk...

Never understood the point of that, actually.

If you don't drink, why bother replying on this post?

Never said I didn't drink. I have a glass of wine next to me right now. I SAID, I've never been drunk... what's the point of drinking so much that you get sick from it? Cute stories, maybe. But some not-so-cute stuff happens too... I'll leave it there.

Continue sharing. Sorry for the interruption.

You really should apologise to Mrs Whiz for your comment in the thread you linked....

[*Robert* 2]

Like I could only pick ONE thing!!! :lol:

[cheeky^Wolf 0]

uncalled for

I still don't know if you've never been drunk, why you would comment

[Welshcookie 17]

I won't go into details but I didn't have to pay for a cab home thanks to a very nice policeman giving me a lift home

Thankfully it was many years ago and I am now a most sensible citizen

Edited July 27, 2006 by welshcookie

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Two years ago, at our company's Christmas party, we had free access to a wet bar. Wanting to take full advantage of the rare opportunity, I asked one of my co-workers what kind of mixed drink would be worth trying (I rarely drink and when I do it's beer). He suggested a Long Island Iced Tea, which up to that point, I'd never had one before. It came with a little red straw and it went down like fruit punch. After my 4th or 5th one, my friends had to carry me back to my place where my 13 year old son was waiting for me to return from the party. The poor kid had to watch his grown father get deathly ill while lying on the living room floor. He brought me a garbage can and at one point he asked me if I knew who he was? Hopefully he learned his lesson about drinking that night. I was so ashamed....

Edited July 27, 2006 by Steven_and_Jinky

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

With Jim or Jack, I always became naked for some reason!

[Risto 0]

Just wonder when someone will call this topic "offensive" to the muslims?

[Joey559 1]

Set my ####### on fire at a halloween party I was hosting (dressed as a mod air stewardess). I've described it in the post below following my PCraddy's interview in London where our evidence included a photo from that party. Luckily I was wearing a padded bra. I don't remember this but the whole in my polyster mini proves it. I really must get a picture up....

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=23460

FIRE IN THE DISCO!

Joey

Two years ago, at our company's Christmas party, we had free access to a wet bar. Wanting to take full advantage of the rare opportunity, I asked one of my co-workers what kind of mixed drink would be worth trying (I rarely drink and when I do it's beer). He suggested a Long Island Iced Tea, which up to that point, I'd never had one before. It came with a little red straw and it went down like fruit punch. After my 4th or 5th one, my friends had to carry me back to my place where my 13 year old son was waiting for me to return from the party. The poor kid had to watch his grown father get deathly ill while lying on the living room floor. He brought me a garbage can and at one point he asked me if I knew who he was? Hopefully he learned his lesson about drinking that night. I was so ashamed....

Ah, do as I say not as I do, huh? That's brillant. Had my father decided to do some psychedelic yodeling in front of me I might not have set my ####### on fire.

[jen&darcy 0]

I can't remember!

Ok...I do remember a couple. I was drinking something called blue balls and shots for cautions during a Nascar race I was watching at a bar. No idea what was in it but when I went to leave the bar I got into somebody else's car. Oops!

In California, I was drinking beer and doing shots of Jack Daniels. I fell off the bar stool and took my friend with me and gave him a concusion.

[CarolineM 0]

Not enough room on this thread my friend....

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Like I could only pick ONE thing!!! :lol:

good point!! I'm still waiting for the statute of limitations to run out before I tell my stories

[irishgirl73 0]

the most recent

fell down the stairs and broke my freaking collarbone-sad thing is...............I wasn't even that drunk, at least I don't think I was

[Lizzy 0]

God there is to many times to mention.

There ALL to bad to mention.

[Fandango 1,439]

the most recent

fell down the stairs and broke my freaking collarbone-sad thing is...............I wasn't even that drunk, at least I don't think I was

OUCH!!!!!!

Hopefull someone doesn't come along here and rub your injury in your face!