Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 22)

[LadyC 1]

I like London a lot.

Zoe

Olivia

Morgan

Wynter

Don't be theifing!

ohhh I like Zoe

[Ellsinlove 2]

No, my chile -- my friend send a message with my husband and when I read the note he said he wanted this jacket vest he said his friend got from Australia = horsetraileyah (his spelling)...I fell out laughing. When I talked to him on the phone I was dying in tears I never laughed so hard. I said what the HELL -- so I had to hear him pronounce it and I fell out laughing again....I'm so going to hell --

Now, I had to ask myself -- WHYTHE HELL YOU NEED A JACKET VEST w/a hood and you live in Jamaica

I can hear him saying it now! Sounds just like when I try to get hubby to say things proppa!

No need...I got you covered. Hubby got back on Saturday...and his suitcase was well packed. He was saying his friends teasing him saying I turned him into a country man cause I have him bringing back everything damn thing...and what do I say to that....shut u rass face. They took a bag of sugarcane (but that was my fault) I forgot to tell him to cut the bump part off...but he got through with the PEARS from my dad's backyard and I ate a whole pear and it was so sooooooo good...

JG -- I wish I could mail you some ackee cause dem nice and big and FRESH!

about turning hubby country! All of that sounds SOOO good! Mi grudge ya!

I luv hearing these baby stories. As for me I dont think I can get pregnant! Came off of the pill in August and still nothing!! Its been 6 months

As others have said, it takes time. The body has to purge all those hormones & stuff out & then get itself back to normal. Don't worry....drink some of the VJ wata & pretty soon we'll be reading your baby announcement!

I admited to MT in a PM I like the....oh, lets see how to put this.....seed bag....shaved.

That's what hubby calls it too. Funny story: My aunt from Minnesota was visiting for our wedding & on our drive back to San Francisco hubby kept talking about 'seed bag' this & that. I don't know why, it was just part of the topics of conversation. Anyway, my aunt finally asked me what he was saying & I explained seed bag to her. The whole time she was hearing him she thought he was saying 'seat back' & figured it was because 'it' was located towards the back of the seat. We laughed good over that one. She now tells everyone the 'seat back' story!

OMG...I'm dying over here....stop it. my stomach is in cramps...true yardie talk dat

Ah true!

The nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's

so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. 'She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot... Funeral on Thursday at Noon... Closed coffin.

DOH!

I been out of the loop for a few weeks. Between the job, referring, wedding planning, and Eric I have been tied up.

Is that literally or figuratively??

[dillon 6]

LMAO @ Dillon,

I am real picky, some things i just cant manage,, in a minute im not gonna be eating anything so it seems...

Dillon if i have any more kids, if its a girl she is getting Marley

if its a boy Matteas or Rohan

Oh yeah and I like LONDON also

It is getting to be quiet the popular name. I am going to keep my name under wraps incase I have another one so you can't thief that one too. But I really am not planning on another one anytime soon.

I don't even like the meat. I will eat all the skin and then pick at the meat. And, ONLY On the day it's fried. No left over chicken for me.

As far as the smell.....you ever track down why? I was sick one day.....flu or pneumonia, forget now....when I was a kid. Mom had peach jello for me in frig. One wiff when she opened the door and I cannot to this day smell a fake peach scent without my stomach rolling over and I have to walk away.

For that very reason...she got a whiff of it once when she had the flu.

[MRStee 19]

quana eww sound so nasty, where yall finding chicken feet at?

i personally have never seen any in my local grocery store? LOL

lol

[dancehallquana 5]

nevaeh (heaven backwards), nadia, shia, (shy-a), morgan, oh you alreay have that one..

[*JG* 2]

It is getting to be quiet the popular name. I am going to keep my name under wraps incase I have another one so you can't thief that one too. But I really am not planning on another one anytime soon.

For that very reason...she got a whiff of it once when she had the flu.

That ain't no joke then.....keep her away from that smell I KNOW exactly what she's saying. My family and friends know to keep it away from me if at all possible.

I like the name Morgan a lot.

[dillon 6]

I always tell Marley that if ever had a little boy I was going to name him Bob so when I yell for them it would be...Bob, Marley time to come in. She gets a kick out of it.

[phillyfashionista 8]

Lawny i never see no chicken with a neck...LOL

only thing i eat is chicken wings and chicken breasts, no thighs, backs, necks, heads, feet, gizzards, none of that, just wings and breast.. I dont even like chicken legs cause they too veiny

but i love seafood, some escoveitch or fry fish sound sooooo GOOOD

what mannish wata taste like? am i gonna have to get on my game face in order to eat it?

Hey Honey you so crazy, come on over let me mek yuh some goat balls and rice and peas

Yuh nuh like Chicken back and gravy wha mek???

tell im fi use jus a little -- what really works best is orange peels boiling in a pot with ciannamon

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((PHILLY))))))))))))))))))

Who the hell telling you about yardman?

LOL my COO he is a Yard Man he met Hubby at the Xmas party, his Mom passed and I was giving my condolences and he just start chat. He was skooling me on marriage and compromise I don't know where it all started from but he just kept talking LOL so I listened. He is a good man, he has taken an interest in me and taken me under his wing he is very wise but he caught me off guard today.

my email soon come maybe I just call yuh tonight

[JaHoney 3]

Nope @ Dillon, no announcements to make

but feel like my biologicall clock is screaming lately, with my old a$%...LOL

so if one day i am fortunate to stumble across a willing and able bodied young man, then im not opposed to one more child now that JR STRIPPER is almost out mi house ...LOL

[LadyC 1]

nevaeh (heaven backwards), nadia, shia, (shy-a), morgan, oh you alreay have that one..

Thanks Quana

[IrieCat 2]

Ladies my god sister's baby was just born today 7 weeks early and she did not know what the sex was. Now she needs a girl name: I already gave her Payton, London, Elise & Paige do you guys have any suggestions? She wants something Modern.....

What is her name? What is her mom's name?

[JaHoney 3]

@ Philly mi knoa eat the SEED of nuttin, not a goat, not a pig, not a cow NUTTIN

i will eat a chicken back if i dont know what it is, heck it all taste the same but im not in the grocery store SEEKING out no backs...LOL

I cant even cook chicken without getting ill, i just throw it in pan cover it up and come back when the blood part is gone....LOL

[IrieCat 2]

ohhh I like Zoe

I like Zoe too!

[MRStee 19]

Ladies my god sister's baby was just born today 7 weeks early and she did not know what the sex was. Now she needs a girl name: I already gave her Payton, London, Elise & Paige do you guys have any suggestions? She wants something Modern.....

Madaline (Maddy for short), Alyssa, Mariah, September, Summer, Abby, Savannah, Jasmine, Mia, Mya

[dancehallquana 5]

Nope @ Dillon, no announcements to make

but feel like my biologicall clock is screaming lately, with my old a$%...LOL

so if one day i am fortunate to stumble across a willing and able bodied young man, then im not opposed to one more child now that JR STRIPPER is almost out mi house ...LOL

you ain't NO SENSE!!!!

everytime i think i MIGHT be able to give roger another.. i jus think bout my baby is 8 yrs old.. LAWD..