Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 22)

[DedicatedWife 4]

Gurl I filed Saturday!!!!

I’ll be hood rich next week!!!!!

Me too!

[sus 70]

the postman drank half and filled it with water from a garden hose

LMAO - it was mailed in the US, Bunz - our postmen na tief!

[phillyfashionista 8]

A whole bunch of foolishness. When I first got the private call I thought it was my soon to be ex so I answered it with attitude. When I heard his voice my heart almost stopped. You could tell he was nervous too. I acted as if I had no clue who it was when I did. I kept asking him who dis while he was talking. He tried to sound hurt I didn’t recognize his voice. When he finally said his name I was dry like yeah what’s up. He was like nothing. He was just calling to see how I was doing. I told him I’m good and its good to know he is alive. I asked him was he here in the states and he said no. I was like oh if you say so. He told me he couldn’t talk long he just wanted to check on me. I asked him was he going to say sorry. He told me he would say sorry when he explained everything. I told him no need to explain a sorry will do. He said he was truly sorry. I told him cool and hung up.

He called right back and told me I hung up too fast. He wanted to wish me Merry Xmas and Happy New Years. Umm its only two months later but thanks. I didn’t scream or bite his head off I didn’t ask him the zillion questions I wanted to like why??? There was no need to because honestly at the end of the day I don’t think he would have told me the truth. For once I wished I was Sus or Jawi. They always think of something slick to say but nothing would come out. He did end up explaining what happened which is some phockery to say the least. His story had so many holes in it, it looked like Swiss cheese but I didn’t throw the holes in his face why bother. I wanted him to think I didn’t care. He did ask me if I ever thought of him. I told him months ago I did. He kept talking but I knew I had to end the call I was becoming too comfortable holding the phone so I told him I needed to get back to work thanks for calling and hung up.

Even though I don’t know the truth I still feel some closure and its like I’m cool now. I know he isn’t dead. It’s the weirdest feeling but I’m cool.

Girl I am so glad that you can see through the BS but I know how you feel about the closure issue. It's hard when you give your all and they ulterior motives! But like I told you it happened for a reason and next time you will see. ((( hugs to you girl)))

Nuh worry yuhself when wi link in JA mi cyaa tell yuh stories from back inna deh day dat will mek yuh head spin!

[*JG* 2]

LOL, glad it got there, I was just gonna ask you

I just squeeled in my office. Thanks so much, Sus.

DON'T worry you have more comming

That would make me

[DaDa 1]

Girlie, if you lived the life right now, you would know I need specifics. I've seen people who fake more things then you can even imagine being faked.

If you are talking orgasims....then, no. If I have to fake it, wth am I with that person? I don't care what anyone says, there is more to life then sex; but if the sex sucks.....and I mean all the way around, well rounded, you better be ALL about me sex.......if the sex sucks, he has to go. It's important to me.

Do you watch American Teenager? The story yesterday was on ME sex.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Dada I remember the story as well -- a free pass im a look

[MRStee 19]

i think i am having a wedding planning overload ....

Jess, you gotta take a break and walk away from it for awhile seriously or it will make you nuts!

[DaDa 1]

So do you think he is in the US?

Private number = shady man! That is so annoying!

Glad you kept your cool... and I would have wanted to say a million things that would have occurred to me after I hung up.

I really don't see the point in him, or anyone, lying... if you don't like me ... just say so!

Irie I don’t know…. He might be.

[DaDa 1]

i think i am having a wedding planning overload ....

Relax relate release. I’m here!!! What’s wrong???

[sus 70]

I just squeeled in my office. Thanks so much, Sus.

Anytime - I actually bought it here, not in JA - so if you are in need of a fix let me know.

[*JG* 2]

Do you watch American Teenager? The story yesterday was on ME sex.

If it's not on regular tv, I don't watch much of anything. No cable at home.

Anytime - I actually bought it here, not in JA - so if you are in need of a fix let me know.

Ok. Thanks.

How much ackie there?

[DaDa 1]

Dada I remember the story as well -- a free pass im a look

Uh oh dat don’t sound good…. I wanna ask what? But something is telling me maybe I shouldn’t??

[phillyfashionista 8]

Philly u are no longer allowed to tell us what your hubby says. He be having me DYING!!!!! No you didn’t drop kick the pus??? OMG I have tears in my eyes picturing it…

LOL you know I am a hot mess

We will see how it works it's way through congress. When I am ready, I am filing.......amend if need be. I'm never hold my breath for this stuff.

Hopefully they will send the additional funds like they did when we got the stimulus credit

gee, i dunno, maybe the glass bottom boat

or the blue ocean

or the lady pointing at a sandcastle we can't see

ooooooooooor the white saaaand

i don't see anything else

:rofl:

Girlie, if you lived the life right now, you would know I need specifics. I've seen people who fake more things then you can even imagine being faked.

If you are talking orgasims....then, no. If I have to fake it, wth am I with that person? I don't care what anyone says, there is more to life then sex; but if the sex sucks.....and I mean all the way around, well rounded, you better be ALL about me sex.......if the sex sucks, he has to go. It's important to me.

That's what I am talking about!

what's for lunch

i must have lost my mind this morning when i bought a muffin for almost 300 bucks

Lawd damn that's dear!

I am having salad I whipped up with morning with my favorite dressing ( honey Mustard) and chic peas yummmmmm

[sus 70]

How much ackie there?

I was just in the store the other day - I think it was between 8 - 10 a can, but I am not positive - I did a quick driveby, just needed fish and fruit

[*JG* 2]

LOL you know I am a hot mess

Hopefully they will send the additional funds like they did when we got the stimulus credit

That's what I am talking about!

Lawd damn that's dear!

I am having salad I whipped up with morning with my favorite dressing ( honey Mustard) and chic peas yummmmmm

Maybe. So many loopholes.