Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 22)

[Thompson2 1]

Hi, Thompson2, is there no where within walking distance? There is a target around the corner from where we live, and a drugstore a few blocks away. So my love won't have that excuse.

No, we live in the suburbs. I wish we had a store in walking distance. Congrats on the approval of the work permit. I think maybe going to the biometrics early does speed things up. I thought we might go ahead of you with your RFE, but we are still waiting. We didn't do the biometrics until 1/20. I think almost a month after you.

Good afternoon yardies!!! OK back to catch up.

[1luv 1]

The nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's

so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. 'She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot... Funeral on Thursday at Noon... Closed coffin.

boom bam!!

[MRStee 19]

that is sweet. one of the things that has been so wonderful in all of this is the change this has made in my son. he can be a little shyt....ok, a big shyt..selfish, spoiled, and difficult and i think this has really humbled him...he is so excited to be having 2 little sisters .....even the relationship between him and my husband has strengthened and grown...all for the better...

That is a blessing

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

I'm sitting here looking and my lunch and not wanting to eat it because there won't be anymore left...and it's soooooooo good...smells wonderful and I won't get anymore until I go back home.

[finesse 3]

I'm sitting here looking and my lunch and not wanting to eat it because there won't be anymore left...and it's soooooooo good...smells wonderful and I won't get anymore until I go back home.

what is it?

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

what is it?

It's fish, from back home...fired nice, with lots of scotch bonnet peppers... My husband brought back a little over 2 dozen and mi nyam dem aff...I also have harddough bread and pear and some pone for dessert. I was suppose to go home next month for a wedding but the wedding called off... so, now mi afi wait til June

[Thompson2 1]

Good Morning Yardies!!!!!

my2 your day almost 3 weeks away...getting excited for you!

I walked down to the isle to Eric Benet and Tamia singing Spend My Life With You

After the wedding we walked out to Tarus Riley singing Stay with you. Now I let him pick out the first dance song and he picked Boyz to Men I'll Make Love To You.....

OMG Dillon.. My hubby picked the same song. I was worried it wasn't appropriate for grandparents and such so we ended up dancing first to Angel of Mine by Monica and then doing a special dance we learned to I'll make love to you later in the night when I felt the older crowd had left or was drunk..or maybe it was just me that needed to be drunk. Looking back I think I made a big deal out of nothing.

[Eric_Jew Nug 2]

Welp, back to work for me ladies. Will try and catch up later this evening!!!! Blessings to all

[dillon 6]

OMG Dillon.. My hubby picked the same song. I was worried it wasn't appropriate for grandparents and such so we ended up dancing first to Angel of Mine by Monica and then doing a special dance we learned to I'll make love to you later in the night when I felt the older crowd had left or was drunk..or maybe it was just me that needed to be drunk. Looking back I think I made a big deal out of nothing.

That is so funny!!!! I wish I would have been a little more tipsy I must admit. I figured I should just go with it since I pretty much picked everything else out...I sure thought he would have picked something else.

[Shemmy 4]

Girl you still are going to! This baby is going to have you looking young and glowing.

Thanks. I hope so.

[JaHoney 3]

afternoon ladies. wha gwaan?

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

afternoon ladies. wha gwaan?

Who is this?

[kjenkins86 5]

Took me ages to catch up using my phone!

Hi Philly!

MrsTee:lol, MrsTee I think you meant not supporting him for 18 years! But you're right, ppl do chat sometimes & don't know what the heck they're saying. I also agree w' u that not everyone's experience is the same. I agree w' Lady C pertaining to your son: step in only when it's needed.

My hubby shaves his under arm and I don't mind, good hygiene. I hate to see the hair dem roll up an nat up an full a roll on, yuck!

Shemmy: becareful coz that person sounds like they're the baby theif. Lol crazy heifers...

SunRay: haven't heard "buddy" in a while! But my hubby shaves his ---- too.

Sus: that's exactly how I feel, no matter what country you're from, break up/divorce is not impossible but of course chatty mouth ppl don't think that way!

Tre: white out on pregnancy test? LMFAO!!

Lady C: lol, the rotten cucumber is new to me!

Damn ur momma don't play!

1Luv: stop guessing and go to the doc to get your folic acid, vitamins etc and then start trying again and remember that stress delays conceiving.

JG: now you're the weirdo, seed bag? Oh no, leave those delicacies alone! Lol

Shemmy: a baby is a blessing no matter what age so to that I say CONGRATS.

A wonda if Dens alive ca she might haffi figet di ice-pak an get a difribilator (bet I spelled it wrong)

[JaHoney 3]

LAWNY quit being funny for you hurt my feelings

mi knoa been gawn that lang.....sheesh

[JaHoney 3]

Mi only av one odda alter ego an that one banish away lang time ago...

Honeychild lang dead!