Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 22)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

I admited to MT in a PM I like the....oh, lets see how to put this.....seed bag....shaved. Take that for whatever you want. But, the rest, oh, hell no. I like hair to play with, twist my fingers in. Trimming is okay; but waxing or shaving anything else, oh hell no.

I'm with MT....I want a man, not some smooth boy.

OMG...I'm dying over here....stop it. my stomach is in cramps...true yardie talk dat

[Shemmy 4]

NO I didnt. I did not think it would take me this long to get pregnant. My periods are very regular Yes it is fun Dont get me started girl

It will happen when you least expect it. I went off my BC for a few months last year and nothing happened. I got caught inbetween prescriptions...even used back up just in case...it was meant to be.

[LadyC 1]

OMG...I'm dying over here....stop it. my stomach is in cramps...true yardie talk dat

SEED BAG

[*SunRay* 1]

Full House in here like old times....

[*JG* 2]

I know...but you're going to give me a big cyber HUG soon

Every day, my friend!

[sus 70]

The nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's

so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. 'She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot... Funeral on Thursday at Noon... Closed coffin.

[Shemmy 4]

Hello yardies.

Planning is harder than I thought. But things are finally coming together.

Hey...planning your wedding??? When is it?

I was suppose to be in Richmond this weather but we're going to have another snowstorm

[Eric_Jew Nug 2]

So how has everyone been doing?

I been out of the loop for a few weeks. Between the job, referring, wedding planning, and Eric I have been tied up.

So who has the quick update for me or do I have to go back and read for myself????

[*JG* 2]

The nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's

so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. 'She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot... Funeral on Thursday at Noon... Closed coffin.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

The nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's

so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. 'She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot... Funeral on Thursday at Noon... Closed coffin.

[Shemmy 4]

The nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's

so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. 'She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot... Funeral on Thursday at Noon... Closed coffin.

I love that joke

[sus 70]

Hey...planning your wedding??? When is it?

I was suppose to be in Richmond this weather but we're going to have another snowstorm

This weather? :rofl: Today seems to be typo day - I was instant messaging with a co-worker this am - everytime I went to write Jan, I wrote JA - didn't even realize - After the 3rd or 4th time he replied - so when are you leaving for JA?

[dillon 6]

My daughter is 17. Had her when I was 20. It is hard to believe. After my friends laughed for 20 minutes straight...they are supportive. I was the only one had 1 child. Having another child was not on my agenda. I was looking forward to my daughter going to school and going into my 40's super sexy. God had another plan.

Girl you still are going to! This baby is going to have you looking young and glowing.

[Shemmy 4]

This weather? :rofl: Today seems to be typo day - I was instant messaging with a co-worker this am - everytime I went to write Jan, I wrote JA - didn't even realize - After the 3rd or 4th time he replied - so when are you leaving for JA?

due to THE weather. Sus - you know my typing and spelling sucks. Plus I'm sneaking to be on the internet

[LadyC 1]

The nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's

so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. 'She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot... Funeral on Thursday at Noon... Closed coffin.