man with world's largest penis is still unemployed

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Fixxed

Thanks for the correction.

[Peikko 1,575]

I thought people with genuinely large penisis (peni?) have problems with blood flow when they get erections causing fainting? That could explain his lack of employment perhaps?

Edited January 8, 2010 by Madame Cleo

[The_Dude 1,142]

I thought people with genuinely large penisis (peni?) have problems with blood flow when they get erections causing fainting? That could explain his lack of employment perhaps?

Maybe Marc could shed some light on this. Does your boyfriend ever faint when you have sex with him Marc?

[Peikko 1,575]

[Amby 490]

I don't know about the fainting thing but I will google and see what I come up with. I'll report back with my findings.

[Peikko 1,575]

It could be one of those urban myths born of jealousy

[The_Dude 1,142]

I don't know about the fainting thing but I will google and see what I come up with. I'll report back with my findings.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, you'll google it. I got it. :

[CDAgirlMI 51]

That article is useless with the blurred crotch.

[SMOKE 1,426]

That article is useless with the blurred crotch.

just imagine a small arm w/ a clinched fist.

[Amby 490]

hmmm...this is what I found so far besides the big ####### dating site

Dear Alice,

I'm in a new relationship and would like to perform oral sex with my partner, but never have experienced my partner actually coming in my mouth. I know this sounds silly, but what does cum taste like and how much is there normally? From conversations I have had with my boyfriend, he would prefer me to "swallow." I'm just not sure I can do that, but would like to at least try, but I don't want to disappoint him by not knowing what to expect.

Dear Reader,

The quickest and most accurate way to answer your questions is by conducting a simple taste test. The next time your boyfriend ejaculates (before you let him do so in your mouth), dab his semen with your finger and give it a try. It doesn't taste like chicken, but do expect something warm and salty. Beyond that, your very own taste buds and his one-of-a-kind cocktail will combine to create a sensation uniquely yours. Quantity varies from guy to guy, and can be affected by how recently your boyfriend last came. If your chef has never sampled his own semen, ask him to pull up a chair and dig in. Alice believes it's important for partners to understand as best as possible what it is that each asks the other to do.

PS. I also learned there's a wikiHow for "how to hide an erection"

Edited January 8, 2010 by Amby

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

If your chef has never sampled his own semen, ask him to pull up a chair and dig in.

[Jasman0717 9]

so where are the fart jokes

[Amby 490]

apparently khaki pants are great for hiding an erection http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection

When all else fails, go to the bathroom and "tuck it in" pointing up and held with the waistband of your trousers. Don't make it hurt, just hold it in place. The erection will be much less noticeable, and will go away presently. Then, pull up your waistband and free your poor #######.

Edited January 8, 2010 by Amby

[Marzy 1]

I thought people with genuinely large penisis (peni?) have problems with blood flow when they get erections causing fainting? That could explain his lack of employment perhaps?

He can't walk with his large ####### or have issues to hide his erection in public places (e.i work). So, this may one of his reasons why he can't work.

That article is useless with the blurred crotch.

Edited January 8, 2010 by Fresgal

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Eric's ####### is way bigger than 13.5". Ask Scandal, he's got stretch marks around his mouth and walks like a rodeo bull rider.