man with world's largest penis is still unemployed

[Amby 490]

Is the economy really improving? Not for Jonah Falcon. The man with the world's largest ####### is still unemployed.

That's right, the man with so much ####### has found so little work. Falcon and his 13.5-inch member are looking for acting roles -- and while he's not opposed to a nude scene, he has no interest in porn. Still, I believe writing is Jonah's true talent.

You may recall Falcon from my profile last year, "Living With the World's Largest #######," where he spoke about some of his ups and downs. But as he told me recently, he's now living temporarily in his mother's Manhattan apartment as he looks for a job. http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2010/01/08/gi...onah-falcon.htm

The article about him cracks me up...

"I went to their office in bike shorts with my c--k wrapped around the side of my leg," he said.

Edited January 8, 2010 by Amby

[Nagishkaw 510]

At least he isn't cocky about his size.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Hook that guy up with Eric so they can touch weenies together.

[Ban Hammer 13,636]

Hook that guy up with Eric so they can touch weenies together.

he's only famous because eric hasn't been discovered yet by the author in the op.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Hook that guy up with Eric so they can touch weenies together.

Aww but then you'd get jealous.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Is the economy really improving? Not for Jonah Falcon. The man with the world's largest ####### is still unemployed.

That's right, the man with so much ####### has found so little work. Falcon and his 13.5-inch member are looking for acting roles -- and while he's not opposed to a nude scene, he has no interest in porn. Still, I believe writing is Jonah's true talent.

You may recall Falcon from my profile last year, "Living With the World's Largest #######," where he spoke about some of his ups and downs. But as he told me recently, he's now living temporarily in his mother's Manhattan apartment as he looks for a job. http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2010/01/08/gi...onah-falcon.htm

The article about him cracks me up...

um, sorry. It isn't the world's largest...I just checked.

[The_Dude 1,142]

um, sorry. It isn't the world's largest...I just checked.

Yeah, people who brag about their size tend to be on the smallish side, i'm just saying.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

he's only famous because eric hasn't been discovered yet by the author in the op.

Aww but then you'd get jealous.

My jealousy is about as deep as the water in his head.

[The_Dude 1,142]

My jealousy is about as deep as the water in his head.

As you ride off into the sunset on the back of his moped

[Amby 490]

[Marzy 1]

#######

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

As you ride off into the sunset on the back of his moped

I couldn't really understand what he was saying but it had to do with going to your place for dinner and something about a bear skin rug.

[The_Dude 1,142]

I couldn't really understand what he was saying but it had to do with going to your place for dinner and something about a bear skin rug.

More likely, he was a bit upset with you about the rug burns you had given him the night before.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

More likely, he was a bit upset with you about the rug burns you had given him the night before.

Dont try to deny it. I heard from your neighbor he heard loud Barry Manilow music coming from your house. When the cops came, they told you to move the hot pink moped off the sidewalk.

[Dave-n-Oksana 49]

I couldn't really understand what he was saying but it had to do with going to your place for dinner and something about a bare skin hug .

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