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Lol Isn't this required of girls too? If not I've been with a few gamey girls than hahaha

I'm not sure, my mother did tell me that women don't have gas and don't sweat...

Montreal Interviewer: "What do you have in common with each other?"

Peachey: "We're REALLY weird."

Montreal Interviewer (incredulously to me): "Do you agree with that?"

<I think back to several days before the interview. Driving through the country, passing a field with cows...>

Peachey: "MOOOO! MOOOOO! Does this make me weird?"

Me: "No, well yes. Here, let me roll down the windows so they can hear you better!"

Peachey: "MOOOOO!!!!"

<back to interview>

Me: "Yes, yes I do."

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I'm not sure, my mother did tell me that women don't have gas and don't sweat...

Absolutely. We perfume... and glow.

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Absolutely. We perfume... and glow.

Haha I don't believe you've ever been on a rich-protein laden diet have you? I can see the air in my house it's currently so thick....yeah that was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY tmi :whistle:

My wife has been back since June 5, 2007. Now we're just livin' man, L I V I N :)

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oh GAWD!!!!!

*BWAP*

that was me, 'glowing'...

Haha I don't believe you've ever been on a rich-protein laden diet have you? I can see the air in my house it's currently so thick....yeah that was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY tmi :whistle:

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oh GAWD!!!!!

*BWAP*

that was me, 'glowing'...

Hahaha I'm convinced my wife is trying to kill me, she bought some insanely healthy pasta yesterday that had 20 grams of friggin fiber per serving and I had 2.5 for dinner. My stomach was seriously speaking to me in thirteen different languages while I was watching TV and letting my ferret sleep on my chest. She kept looking up at me, rather annoyed I do believe, as her little ears couldn't take the conversation my stomach was trying to have with her hahaha

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Ha!!! You seriously made me laugh outloud at work. That is awesome!

Fiber FTW!!!!

*bwap*

Just a little one to close out the deal...

;)

Hahaha I'm convinced my wife is trying to kill me, she bought some insanely healthy pasta yesterday that had 20 grams of friggin fiber per serving and I had 2.5 for dinner. My stomach was seriously speaking to me in thirteen different languages while I was watching TV and letting my ferret sleep on my chest. She kept looking up at me, rather annoyed I do believe, as her little ears couldn't take the conversation my stomach was trying to have with her hahaha

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Good morning, thanks for the coffee Carla <runs away from this thread>

Haha I promise no more posting on that subject :)

Ha!!! You seriously made me laugh outloud at work. That is awesome!

Fiber FTW!!!!

*bwap*

Just a little one to close out the deal...

;)

Hahahaha Glad to help out Lol

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What is this about, Eman??? Wha happened?

Passport application fees were taken this morning!! Yippee... USPS didn't lose all my valuables!!

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You made me Lolz!!!! I am going to upkeep mine, they're heavy but just shaped a bit I figure it makes it so I don't have to wear makeup?

But yeah, that sounds like a TON of fun...

Thanks for the giggles lady...

:)

I'm confused, what does plucking your eyebrows/not plucking have to do with wearing makeup? :huh:

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Hahaha I'm convinced my wife is trying to kill me, she bought some insanely healthy pasta yesterday that had 20 grams of friggin fiber per serving and I had 2.5 for dinner. My stomach was seriously speaking to me in thirteen different languages while I was watching TV and letting my ferret sleep on my chest. She kept looking up at me, rather annoyed I do believe, as her little ears couldn't take the conversation my stomach was trying to have with her hahaha

LMAO!!!!!!

My husband was mad at me sometime last week bec I made a batch of oatmeal cookies which he ate half a dozen of. Then right after, I served whole grain pasta for dinner. He said his stomach is on strike...

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*enters room delicately holding nose and trying not to dislodge the Bioré strip*

Good afternoon, everyone. I have had a busy day thus far. Cleaning, shredding, laundering.... and now I am about to do a bit of shopping. Well, in a minute. As soon as I have caught up here. :)

*sniff*

I think a few of you need to go and sit on the bowl. :dead:

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Good afternoon, everyone. I have had a busy day thus far. Cleaning, shredding, laundering.... and now I am about to do a bit of shopping. Well, in a minute. As soon as I have caught up here. :)

sounds like someone is cleaning up a crime scene :unsure:

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