Terrorists with premature detonation problems

[justashooter 430]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/01/0...f=ib_topstories

14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves

Kabul, Afghanistan (CNN) -- Fourteen suspected terrorists died Tuesday night when the bus they rigged with explosives blew up prematurely, police said.

The explosion occurred as the suspects were riding the bus in the province of Kunduz, said police chief Abdul Raziq Yaqobi.

Yaqobi said the suspects wanted to attack Afghan police or foreign soldiers.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

i wonder if they'll get a darwin.

[NickD 202]

i wonder if they'll get a darwin.

I wonder if they will get a virgin.

[mawilson 2,133]

I wonder if they will get a virgin.

Maybe just one "virgin", to share.

[NickD 202]

I wonder if they will get a virgin.

On second thought, seems like the sex drive of these recruits must be strong with the promises they get. They certainly need an education, even the women on this board would concur that a virgin isn't very good at satisfying that urge, takes practice. Perhaps what we should do is to offer free whorehouses near these camps to satisfy their desires with experienced women. With really no need for them to blow themselves up to hell and take others with them.

Spent too much time here already, better get some work done.

[mawilson 2,133]

On second thought, seems like the sex drive of these recruits must be strong with the promises they get. They certainly need an education, even the women on this board would concur that a virgin isn't very good at satisfying that urge, takes practice.

That's why they are promised 72 virgins, not one virgin.

[SMR 368]

That's why they are promised 72 virgins, not one virgin.

Well, I don't know how good the virgins will be at satisfying them, but considering their history of letting things go early, I think the virgins will definitely be left unfulfilled.

[Saddle Bronc 124]

That's why they are promised 72 virgins, not one virgin.

Of course, they cannot return to take revenge on the recruiter who made the promise after they find out that the promised virgins are actually predatory homosexuals with no qualms about paederasty.

[justashooter 430]

Of course, they cannot return to take revenge on the recruiter who made the promise after they find out that the promised virgins are actually predatory homosexuals with no qualms about paederasty.

T.E.Lawrence, Seven Pillars

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

They believe if they kill themselves they will receive 72 virgins in heaven. Is anyone surprised they blow themselves up? How dumb do they have to be??? Does anyone really care? And how, exactly, does a suicide bomber "accidentally" blow himself up? Wasn't that the point? I gues he can accidently blow himself up too soon. They should make that clear, and does that mean he saved the lives of Americans or other Muslims?

[Saddle Bronc 124]

They believe if they kill themselves they will receive 72 virgins in heaven. Is anyone surprised they blow themselves up? How dumb do they have to be??? Does anyone really care? And how, exactly, does a suicide bomber "accidentally" blow himself up? Wasn't that the point? I gues he can accidently blow himself up too soon. They should make that clear, and does that mean he saved the lives of Americans or other Muslims?

To oversimplify, he saves lives of both other Muslims and kafirs (no particulars on citizenship thereof).

[Sofiyya 1,687]

That's why they are promised 72 virgins, not one virgin.

They really get 72 raisins.

[ready4ONE 5,400]

I read this yesterday. Apparently Allah does have a sense of humor.

[Nagishkaw 510]

This one was able to hold it long enough.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100107/ap_on_...a_afghan_attack

[slim 1,525]

I still don't understand why we buy the fact that all opposition forces in Afghanistan and Iraq are lopped into the "terrorist" category.

If your country was being occupied by a foreign army, would you not try to fight them?

I'm not trying to choose sides here, just saying it's kind of ironic to me that we're more than willing to drop million dollar bombs from remote controlled million dollar unmanned aircraft and claim that it's a "strategic air strike in a war" and then when our adversaries load up a bus with explosives (or any other tactic they use) we automatically claim "they're terrorists."

Calling them "insurgents" I could buy, but automatically calling anyone who is willing to become shaheed for a cause they believe in a "terrorist" is simply not correct. Keep in mind, America, that George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, et al., were "terrorists."