The Hot & Sexy Women of the Kyivan Rus thread

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Ya- the OP can send out a postal address via PM (to all that show interest) then we each send a 'Welcome Home Kittie' greeting card or postcard, from all over CONUS and da rest of the World.

I think his lass will be so touched, she won't frickin notice how bent out of shape he is, to get that frickin cat into Alaska.

I'm a cat lover, though, seriously .

To the OP - I'm serious.

Ok Darnell....it's Belarusian cat time then... Here's a few vids Kira made last time I was in Belarus. The first vid is kind of like a "hello to the family vid" she made. The second vid the cats up and about. I sound like a angry jerk off in the second vid, but it doesn't show the part where the cat hopped on the kitchen counter and ate the f**k out of the caviar right before these vids were made.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9005819278400851934# <--- Video made "before" I discovered the caviar all over the kitchen counter and floor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdONSIqZBx0 <--- The cat's up and about in this vid. Unfortunately the caviar didn't kill it.

[slim 1,525]

My wife says it's due to the lack of iodine in their diet and/or water. I'm curious if anyone has heard this explanation before?

I've never heard this one before (and that kind of surprises me since I've heard just about every other explanation) but it can't be true because not having enough iodine makes kids retarded and older people slow. That's about it, other than a huge thyroid gland.

Plus, all that stinky fish they eat is loaded with iodine. (And mercury and PCBs as well, but that's beside the point.)

What she's probably referring to is not as much salt leads them to not retain as much "grease" on their bodies. I don't know though, my wife has a little bottle of "IOD" from the Russian shop that she sprinkles into her witch's brew sometimes when she's needing a new excuse to not work a full-time job. Maybe there's something to this myth afterall!

PLAUSIBLE!

Now myself I believe it's due to genetics and lots of exercise seeing how just about everyone in Belarus walks, takes trains, and/or bus not to mention all the stairs they climb day in and day out seeing how elevators are few and far between.

I'm a firm believer in the hotness level of average Americans being exponentially increased with exercise.

I've always wondered why fat women wear makeup and take time to "make themselves look pretty" when they're obviously chunky as all getout. If you're 50 pounds overweight, I don't care what color your eye-shadow is. I've seen a few fat girls that're "acceptable" at closing time and after several beers, but I've noticed almost all the skinny girls - even the ugly ones - are usually taken by that time. Coincidence? I think not!

In general, when you're in the FSU, the fitness level (or at least the "not fat" level) seems to be a lot higher for the average woman (and man) and that automatically increases their hotness factor.

I wonder what would happen if fat women would dedicate all that "makeup time" to jogging?

[clueless_in_usa 8]

I'm a firm believer in the hotness level of average Americans being exponentially increased with exercise.

I've always wondered why fat women wear makeup and take time to "make themselves look pretty" when they're obviously chunky as all getout. If you're 50 pounds overweight, I don't care what color your eye-shadow is. I've seen a few fat girls that're "acceptable" at closing time and after several beers, but I've noticed almost all the skinny girls - even the ugly ones - are usually taken by that time. Coincidence? I think not!

In general, when you're in the FSU, the fitness level (or at least the "not fat" level) seems to be a lot higher for the average woman (and man) and that automatically increases their hotness factor.

I wonder what would happen if fat women would dedicate all that "makeup time" to jogging?

I concur that eating habits (more than exercise or other nonsense) is what make these women so hot. If the majority of Western women ate only what is necessary to be healthy, they would also be way hot. It is, but I am also guilty ... the lifestyle excuse

However, there is an intangible with FSU women: their desire (and extra effort) to look attractive wherever they go. My wife spends hours in the bathroom before going out, even if we are going to the beach.

I dislike women in nice clothes while wearing flip-flops or sneakers. Even if the woman has a hot body, seeing her dressed like that devalues her worth before my eyes ... so much so that I immediately turn around and try to look for somebody more pleasant to the eyes elsewhere.

[mox 298]

Man, this forum has really taken on a one-note tune. Isn't there anything else to talk about?

Like how about...

[SMR 368]

Man, this forum has really taken on a one-note tune. Isn't there anything else to talk about?

Like how about...

That's not a hot and sexy woman of the Kyivan Rus. But it's probably the next best thing. I would add some vanilla ice cream.

[mox 298]

I would add some vanilla ice cream.

Well that goes without saying!

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Man, this forum has really taken on a one-note tune. Isn't there anything else to talk about?

Like how about...

Thread killer....

[justashooter 430]

"I miss the click click click of the high heels on pavement. I'm dying to hear it again. Mini skirts, short summer dresses, shades, cell phones glued to the ear, while making that click click click sound when they are walking."

er . . I hope you're not expecting her to be wearing her high heels and mini-skirt on the sidewalks of Alaska when she arrives next month . . .

reminds me of china. lot's of hotties in china.

first time i was there a 3 week trip turned into 8 weeks, so i went out walking in the market looking for a haircut. half an hour into my search two english speaking college girls asked me what i was looking for. when i explained they took me to their favourite salon. the next hour and a half involved a parade of miniskirted tank topped barely legals with pink and green hair and neo punk fashions taking turns sitting on my lap and playing with the blonde hair as it came off. i suppose i was quite a novelty. ended up at a party at someone's apartment and don't remember the next 3 days, except for the "hooker boots" and fishnet thighs.

[Laveau 67]

reminds me of china. lot's of hotties in china.

first time i was there a 3 week trip turned into 8 weeks, so i went out walking in the market looking for a haircut. half an hour into my search two english speaking college girls asked me what i was looking for. when i explained they took me to their favourite salon. the next hour and a half involved a parade of miniskirted tank topped barely legals with pink and green hair and neo punk fashions taking turns sitting on my lap and playing with the blonde hair as it came off. i suppose i was quite a novelty. ended up at a party at someone's apartment and don't remember the next 3 days, except for the "hooker boots" and fishnet thighs.

Just noticed Slim's quote in your sig!!! Slim, your posts almost always have me lol'ing!!!

[SMR 368]

My wife says it's due to the lack of iodine in their diet and/or water. I'm curious if anyone has heard this explanation before? Now myself I believe it's due to genetics and lots of exercise seeing how just about everyone in Belarus walks, takes trains, and/or bus not to mention all the stairs they climb day in and day out seeing how elevators are few and far between.

Back to topic. I'm going to support you in calling BS on the Iodine theory. First, I see nothing in the Russian diet to suggest that it contains less Iodine per calorie than the American diet. Their salt is all iodized just like ours and they aren't particularly squeamish about adding salt.

Second, I see no reason to expect that a diet low in Iodine is going to lead to anything other than a goiter. While attractive in certain African tribes (reference?) goiters are not very feminine in my opinion.

I would second the "Russian girls eat less and walk more" theory. So they look hotter. End of story. Also, I think walking on ice leads to better tone in the legs and butt. Walking on ice in heels sort of multiplies the effect. I think spiked heels actually provide an advantage when walking on ice since the spikes act like ice picks. Even if they don't, walking on ice in heels is still really sexy.

reminds me of china. lot's of hotties in china.

first time i was there a 3 week trip turned into 8 weeks, so i went out walking in the market looking for a haircut. half an hour into my search two english speaking college girls asked me what i was looking for. when i explained they took me to their favourite salon. the next hour and a half involved a parade of miniskirted tank topped barely legals with pink and green hair and neo punk fashions taking turns sitting on my lap and playing with the blonde hair as it came off. i suppose i was quite a novelty. ended up at a party at someone's apartment and don't remember the next 3 days, except for the "hooker boots" and fishnet thighs.

But did the haircut look good?

[FortLaudy 10]

I can only add this: I have a few Russian girl friends,and a few Ukranian girl friends and my best friend here is from Hungary... They are all damn hot... I also have other friends: Australian, many American, British, Portuguese, Brazillian, Colombian, you name it... I have a huge big melting pot of friends from all over the world that I'm very greatful for... one thing they all have in common: they're usually beautiful and put every effort into their appearance... where did we meet and become friends? At my job as a flight attendant years ago, The beach, the gym, cycling clubs, tennis clubs, the dog park,salsa clubs etc.

I hate to bring up this subject again, but just have to say something... when you guys talk about: "fat, unattractive, not-feminine,manly etc." American woman... I think you're hanging out in the wrong places: like you said, maybe Walmart and McDonald's... Now I don't know about some of my friends, but I'm pretty thrifty and will shop at even Goodwill, no problem... but I have never in my life eaten at McDonald's... and all my good-looking friends who care about their appearance do not go there either... So maybe you guys are looking in the wrong places for American woman and therefore judge that they all look a certain way... Also, most of my hot friends, have husbands/boyfriends who also care about their appearance and are sporty and outgoing, even the Russian ones, if they put effort into their appearance, I bet you they'll expect the same of you... You want a perfect 10, be a perfect 10.

[baron555 934]

The beach, the gym, cycling clubs, tennis clubs, the dog park,salsa clubs etc.

You want a perfect 10, be a perfect 10.

How dare you insinuate that bald, fat, couch potatoe slobs have no-one else to blame but themselves ??!!!!

[FortLaudy 10]

How dare you insinuate that bald, fat, couch potatoe slobs have no-one else to blame but themselves ??!!!!

Oh no, here we go again...

[1HappyGuy 45]

I support the premise that less fatty foods, more walking and general exercise lead to healthy and beautiful people. Even the men in FSU countries look pretty good if they are sober and non-smokers. OMG, another stereo type.

But seriously, the ladies in Eastern Europe really take good care of themselves and their appearance. My wife will take an hour getting ready just so we can walk in the park. As for me, if it takes more than 15 minutes then I must have taken a shower too.

But, when you consider the differences in life styles from there to here, it is easy to see why. We put our butts in a car to go to the store to buy beer and chips instead of walking the 1/4 mile to the store. We eat more greasy and fatty foods than any country in the world and eat a lot more than we need. My wife has been here four years and she still can not finish a meal out because of the large portions.

All I can say is, go to a FSU country and decide for yourself. Oh yeah, bring good walking shoes too.

[FortLaudy 10]

I support the premise that less fatty foods, more walking and general exercise lead to healthy and beautiful people. Even the men in FSU countries look pretty good if they are sober and non-smokers. OMG, another stereo type.

But seriously, the ladies in Eastern Europe really take good care of themselves and their appearance. My wife will take an hour getting ready just so we can walk in the park. As for me, if it takes more than 15 minutes then I must have taken a shower too.

But, when you consider the differences in life styles from there to here, it is easy to see why. We put our butts in a car to go to the store to buy beer and chips instead of walking the 1/4 mile to the store. We eat more greasy and fatty foods than any country in the world and eat a lot more than we need. My wife has been here four years and she still can not finish a meal out because of the large portions.

All I can say is, go to a FSU country and decide for yourself. Oh yeah, bring good walking shoes too.

You're right, there's this common stereotype about Americans (Women AND MEN) abroad, usually along the lines of: Majority overweight, spends too much time watching tv or on the computer, not much exercise etc.. Since I've been living here I get the question a lot if this is true or not from my friends and family abroad... my answer is always: It depends on where you look, like in any other country.

If (Big IF) we were to, on a sunday morning go pop into an "All you can eat buffet" around the corner, I'm sure we will see a lot of overweight people, but then, on the other hand, when my husband and I go play tennis, that same morning we see a lot of really attractive people (all ages) who are slim/fit and seem to care about their appearance... sheezz sometimes we have to wait for a court it's so busy... In general people who take care of their health and appearance are "better looking", and if you're out looking for someone who take good care of their bodies, I would suggest not going wife shopping at McDonald's, but try the local gym/park instead (that's if you're into that sort of thing )