Breaking: Rush Limbaugh hospitalized

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len, you may be right. rumors of his death are from twitter, nowhere authoritative.

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another one from Twitter; this one nice and lovey

Rush Limbaugh, speaker of truth and common sense. Godspeed in your recovery.

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ysbee Double twisters @tomcarmony @JamesAkersJr: shouldn't wish ill on Limbaugh — when remember how respectful he was of Michael J. Fox's illness.

half a minute ago from web

he was a real douchebag to michael j fox.

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another very non p-c but funneh tweet

RUSH LIMBAUGH PRONOUNCED DEAD ON ARRIVAL BY GREGORY HOUSE M.D.

no kidding...

Maybe Michael J Fox can visit Rush Limbaugh in the hospital, and tell him he's faking it.

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Popular right-wing radio host and titular head of the Republican party Rush Limbaugh was found dead tonight in his home of an apparent heart attack.

Preliminary results indicate a prescription drug overdose aggravated by Limbaugh's morbid obesity. Several empty bottles of the prescription drugs Viagra and Oxycontin were found littering the scene.

An attending coroner said that Limbaugh had ingested enough medication "to kill Elvis ten times over", and admitted to having never seen such a high level of the drugs in any human being. Limbaugh was found in an upright position on his $743,000 solid gold, extra-large commode, with a microphone in one hand. (The toliet had recently been acquired from former Texas House speaker Tom Craddick, who previously had it installed in the plush living quarters afforded the head of the Lone Star State's legislative body.)

As initial reports of Limbaugh's demise hit the airways, thousands of his devoted listeners began to take their own lives in various gruesome ways, many leaving behind suicide notes indicating that they simply couldn't go on without their daily 3 hours of right wing propaganda five times a week.

Hundreds of mortuaries across the nation are overflowing with deceased dittoheads, and emergency rooms are full of botched suicides and hundreds of 'walking dead' Limbaugh devotees, all of whom seem to be in a semi-catatonic state. Numerous accounts from around the nation report that conservatives are walking into heavy traffic, into the sea, off of cliffs and high buildings, and killing or injuring themselves in bizarre mass suicides from copycat drug ingestion to group shootings.

Law enforcement agencies in all fifty states are urging citizens to be on the lookout for the large numbers of the radio host's listeners wandering the streets of America, trying to take their own lives by any means available.

"Obviously anyone who looks or behaves like a zombie is to be considered a Rush Limbaugh fan, but other indications are a blank stare, profuse drooling and speaking in gibberish", said Sergeant David Scroggins of the Houston Police Dept.

Hundreds of bodies of dead and rotting dittoheads clutter the streets around the various radio studios across the country from which the deceased entertainer's radio show was broadcast, and more are stumbling to the scenes in various stages of catatonia, leaving traffic at a standstill and overwhelming the makeshift morgues popping up along the streets. "I haven't seen anything like this since those Jim Jones cultists drank the Kool-Aid," said HPD Captain Leon Jones.

Funeral services pending at this time, but preparations are being made to dig the largest grave in history to inter Limbaugh near one of his favorite places, the parking lot of the Denny's in Palm Beach, Florida where he was rumored to have acquired the drugs that took his life from his former housekeeper.

Notable deceased fans who have been identified to date include former Texas congressman ####### Armey, Rep. Mike Pence of Indiana and Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, and former White House staffer Mary Matalin.

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Too bad it's just satire, isn't it? http://brainsandeggs.blogspot.com/2009/01/...nds-commit.html

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Meh. I bet it's just gas because anyone who's worked in emergency knows that nasty people never, ever die.

He's a fatty, older, probably has some combination of HTN/diabeedus plus we know he abuses certain meds that are known to cause HTN and/or heart problems.

So yeah. Probably just gas.

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redwardcory RT @HenriettaHughes: Hey libtards: Limbaugh is still alive and Teddy is still dead!

half a minute ago from UberTwitter

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RT @Upfront_News: AP: Rush Limbaugh's chief of staff says conservative talk show host is resting comfortably at Honolulu hospital

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RT @Upfront_News: AP: Rush Limbaugh's chief of staff says conservative talk show host is resting comfortably at Honolulu hospital

Maybe this is a ruse so he can ransack the birth records and find out the truth, once and for all?

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His official website rushdouch.com confirms/alleges he was rushed to the hospital [no pun intended] for chest pains and is resting comfortably.

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Good luck Rush.

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WatchJ Rush Limbaugh is in the hospital with severe chest pains...God if u can read this tweet please give him a black doctor. Thanks

oh. I get it. He disagrees with Obama so he must be racist.

Wow. Just wow.

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oh. I get it. He disagrees with Obama so he must be racist.

Wow. Just wow.

Its just some of that infamous liberal hate love!

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In doing a quick google search on this subject, Rush is leaving a trail of BS behind with his hospital adventure. At least there is no end to his BS. At first maximum secrecy to get him to the hospital, closing down the wing of his hotel, going down a service elevator, then the news gets out that he is resting comfortably. Can't every get anything straight from that guy, just all BS.