Are you high maintenance?

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Well, this fat slob posting on message boards all day is happy someone deemed him worthy

aaaaaawwwwww

[FortLaudy 10]

Yeah pick it up slacker!

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

dude i had this conversation with my wife yesterday. She says to me, you never do anything. All you ever do is sit around and watch TV. And I ask her, do you think the fuсking tooth fairy pays our bills? And her response, well yeah, you work but I mean when you're not working...

Hello, I'm NOT WORKING. Leave me alone.

[FortLaudy 10]

That's no excuse... my husband works his BUTT off too... long hours... but I can't wait 'till he gets home cause then you won't find me near a pc... we're always out playing Tennis, Biking, Bowling, watching a movie, going out for dinner etc. never a dull moment when he's around...

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

That's no excuse... my husband works his BUTT off too... long hours... but I can't wait 'till he gets home cause then you won't find me near a pc... we're always out playing Tennis, Biking, Bowling, watching a movie, going out for dinner etc. never a dull moment when he's around...

Yeah I have friends who do that. That's them.

But that's not how I unwind. We're all different

[slim 1,525]

That's no excuse... my husband works his BUTT off too... long hours... but I can't wait 'till he gets home cause then you won't find me near a pc... we're always out playing Tennis, Biking, Bowling, watching a movie, going out for dinner etc. never a dull moment when he's around...

So when he comes home do you tell him to vacuum the floor, do the dishes, clean the restroom, wash his laundry... all that stuff too?

[FortLaudy 10]

Yeah I have friends who do that. That's them.

But that's not how I unwind. We're all different

But if you marry someone considerably younger than you, and you want them to stick around, you need to change your habits !

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

So when he comes home do you tell him to vacuum the floor, do the dishes, clean the restroom, wash his laundry... all that stuff too?

I clean the bathrooms and just about do everything that's "icky"

[FortLaudy 10]

So when he comes home do you tell him to vacuum the floor, do the dishes, clean the restroom, wash his laundry... all that stuff too?

No, right now I'm not working so I do all that plus cook the meals, no problem... but if we're both working he'll do more for sure... he does his fair share though, he takes the dogs to the park every morning and the dishes a fair bit...

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

But if you marry someone considerably younger than you, and you want them to stick around, you need to change your habits !

If I'm 55 and find myself single then I won't change my habits, Im'a keep it a real. I bring over a tight little flip 19 year old I'll know it ain't about love. I'll give her what she wants and she'll give me what I want. Quid pro quo, way of the world.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

You all want to know what I do, in terms of housecleaning???????

Not.A.Fvcking.Thing.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Len you lie.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Len you lie.

but it sounds cool, eh???

[FortLaudy 10]

Lol Len!! that's not very submissive and you're a tight little thing too, sheeezz, you're fired !!!

[slim 1,525]

dude i had this conversation with my wife yesterday. She says to me, you never do anything. All you ever do is sit around and watch TV. And I ask her, do you think the fuсking tooth fairy pays our bills? And her response, well yeah, you work but I mean when you're not working...

Hello, I'm NOT WORKING. Leave me alone.

My wife and I have this conversation almost daily. She complains that I don't help her out around the house. (And when I say "house" I mean 1-bdrm apt.)

My response "well, in the 20+ hours a week that I'm at work and you're not, I figure you ought to have time to get all that done." She replies, "well, husband supposed to pay all bills and still help wife around ze house."

When she says, "husband supposed to bring flowers for wife and make presents and take care about her" I reply "husband also supposed to get blowjobs sometimes too... but I don't hear you b!tching about that one, do I?"

I like to remind her that husbands who pay all the bills trade their wives in for newer models every couple of years.