Are you high maintenance?

[FortLaudy 10]

If high maintenance means I'm clean and take care of myself, take showers every morning and wash my face every night and brush/floss my teeth, prefer not to get wet unless I'm at a water park or in the shower, and like to wear nice things that I usually buy for myself and prefer a clean man then yes, I'm high maintenance. However, I maintain myself, so no maintenance required. Thanks.

Spot on!!

[Ban Hammer 13,655]

He didn't get you a Christmas present? That's odd.

well he did give her a "gift"

[mawilson 2,133]

well he did give her a "gift"

Ah - the BJ was the gift for her!

[LoriLawless 0]

Ah - the BJ was the gift for her!

You're such a pig.

[HannahP 119]

He didn't get you a Christmas present? That's odd.

Meh. My husband's main fault is that he tends to be a bit too literal. If I say "No, I don't want anything for Christmas" than he takes it to mean that I really don't want anything for Christmas. Which...I can't really think of anything that I do want, so.

And it's the bj PLUS the steak that makes it a gift. But not at the same time!

[natty bumppo 297]

Meh. My husband's main fault is that he tends to be a bit too literal. If I say "No, I don't want anything for Christmas" than he takes it to mean that I really don't want anything for Christmas. Which...I can't really think of anything that I do want, so.

And it's the bj PLUS the steak that makes it a gift. But not at the same time!

what ... you got two pieces of steak that night ...

are you complaining?

[Amby 490]

I still don't understand the part about the BJ being a gift? That's not something people do all the time?

[BluesTraveler 0]

pff, Charles! It does NOT taste like yogurt at all. Or like chocolate, sadly.

If someone could make a pill to make it taste like chocolate...that scientist would be a world hero.

Sales would go through the roof, they would have a monument bigger than the Washington Monument, their faced carved into Mt. Rushmore, world peace would break out everywhere, woman would never nag again, lesbians would turn straight, etc......

[Amby 490]

About 5yrs ago I gave my good friend a tip about drinking the man juice and I'll never forget the look on her face. I told her all you have to do is open up your throat and you never even taste it

[natty bumppo 297]

About 5yrs ago I gave my good friend a tip about drinking the man juice and I'll never forget the look on her face. I told her all you have to do is open up your throat and you never even taste it

chug?

[Jenn! 918]

yet another thread about #######...

[BluesTraveler 0]

I still don't understand the part about the BJ being a gift? That's not something people do all the time?

Some women don't like to give oral sex, but never met a woman who didn't like to get oral sex.

[Angel and Gendy 1]

I'm high maintenance, the wife not so much.... yeah the bj thing will definitely make for a Type B

[SuperDuper! 230]

I think some of the women posters here are secretly high maintenance liberated types. Just sayin'!

[HannahP 119]

I think some of the women posters here are secretly high maintenance liberated types. Just sayin'!

You mean...we like having the ability to vote?