Are you high maintenance?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I don't know man, I sampled several flavors simultaneously and I gotta say, 80's trailerpark is where it's at for me.

yeah, where else could you go to get a rolling brownout?

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[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

yeah, where else could you go to get a rolling brownout?

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LMAO...that was great !

[slim 1,525]

Now that's a new one, even for me!

[Nasturtium 500]

It's not that we can't find one, it's just that it's a lot cheaper to import one. Remember, we're fat old and RICH too.

Yeah, you are so old. I remember back in 1961 when you and I graduated high school... things are so much better now that we have our significantly younger/hotter MOB(H)s. Thing that sucks though is that while yours is all submissive and hot, mine kidnapped me and makes me string together goat turds and sell them for money as eco-friendly traditional necklaces. At least now I have all these rolls I can use to store my wares in. I just pop in about 20 necklaces and it keeps them totally fresh and dry in case of inclement weather between the roll-protection and the massively thick burqa I've got on.

[FortLaudy 10]

Yeah, you are so old. I remember back in 1961 when you and I graduated high school... things are so much better now that we have our significantly younger/hotter MOB(H)s. Thing that sucks though is that while yours is all submissive and hot, mine kidnapped me and makes me string together goat turds and sell them for money as eco-friendly traditional necklaces. At least now I have all these rolls I can use to store my wares in. I just pop in about 20 necklaces and it keeps them totally fresh and dry in case of inclement weather between the roll-protection and the massively thick burqa I've got on.

You're terrible, stop julianna!!!

I don't want to start another thread going in that direction again, enough is enough... But this is off topic and I would like to point out (here comes the ) to those guys bashing US women on here, maybe for their own good:

You don't serve any more purpose other than looking like an insecure fool with your "buyer beware" garbage about US women. There are a ton of beautiful, intelligent, some even way traditional, single and available women right here in the USA. I know, because these people are my friends. Maybe you've been looking in the wrong places or feel like you do not fit into the crowd where they hang out so you don't get to socialize with them, or really haven't put the effort into getting out there in finding them or have been unlucky with what you have found, but trust me, they're out there and plentiful and do not deserve to be bashed by some evidently "scorned" ones... nobody believes your rants and raves about how terrible US women are because: it's simply not true, in fact it only says something about you.

[Nasturtium 500]

If I'm 55 and find myself single then I won't change my habits, Im'a keep it a real. I bring over a tight little flip 19 year old I'll know it ain't about love. I'll give her what she wants and she'll give me what I want. Quid pro quo, way of the world.

Whatever. When you're 55 and I've been dumped, i'll be 95 and I'll lure you into my sneaky white-American-woman trap. Of course, that's partly because I'll not be able to make it through the door.

[Nasturtium 500]

You all want to know what I do, in terms of housecleaning???????

Not.A.Fvcking.Thing.

That's because you are too busy on your corner or being a drug mule. I know your story!!!!

(PS I miss you wth are you?!?!)

[Malrothien 6]

That's because you are too busy on your corner or being a drug mule. I know your story!!!!

(PS I miss you wth are you?!?!)

She's left us.

[FortLaudy 10]

I heard it had something to do with the cat in the hat, but I missed the whole thing...

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

She's left us.

Probably so she could devote more time at home cooking and cleaning.

[mawilson 2,133]

dude i had this conversation with my wife yesterday. She says to me, you never do anything. All you ever do is sit around and watch TV. And I ask her, do you think the fuсking tooth fairy pays our bills? And her response, well yeah, you work but I mean when you're not working...

Hello, I'm NOT WORKING. Leave me alone.

[mawilson 2,133]

My wife and I have this conversation almost daily. She complains that I don't help her out around the house. (And when I say "house" I mean 1-bdrm apt.)

dang, he has no dough !

Some 1-bdrm apartments in NYC cost over $1m.

[Susita 175]

I almost find it harder to clean small apartments than big houses. Sh*t piles up faster in little apartments - harder to organize everything.

As far as vacuuming and mopping though it kicks a$$... and not having to lug a heavy vacuum up and down the stairs is a plus.

mawilson ~ a friend of mine pays $3500 for a 1 BR apt in NYC and splits it with 2 other people And that's cheap, upper east side area. It's not a shoebox though the living room is big enough so that they use it for a 2nd BR but STILL....

[mawilson 2,133]

mawilson ~ a friend of mine pays $3500 for a 1 BR apt in NYC and splits it with 2 other people And that's cheap, upper east side area. It's not a shoebox though the living room is big enough so that they use it for a 2nd BR but STILL....

Yeah, it's ridiculous, I know.

Here's a one-bedroom apartment on Hudson Street going for over $1m:

421 Hudson Street

Nice views though!

[Susita 175]

It really is a nice view.

But for that kind of money, I'd buy a nice house on Long Island, pay someone to clean it, and enjoy my train ride every morning while I sip my coffee and read a book or play on my laptop.

But that's just me

Edited January 7, 2010 by Susita