Old but still hold true....

[eros_EX_Plumber 0]

Cleaning up my OLD emails.....i found this, I think it still hold true... :devil:

MARRIAGE

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.

I don't like to interrupt her. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your will power."

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country, son.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

[Ban Hammer 13,602]

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country, son.

[Jasman0717 9]

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

And she doesn't even iron

[Scott and Mhay 57]

Those are pretty good!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Sour grapes are a b1tch, aren't they?

[marklovetina 52]

Cleaning up my OLD emails.....i found this, I think it still hold true... :devil:

MARRIAGE

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.

I don't like to interrupt her. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your will power."

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country, son.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

Sour grapes are a b1tch, aren't they?

You tell them lousy hung losers, sister!

[PhiLandShiR 18]

Sour grapes are a b1tch, aren't they?

Perhaps... but some sour grapes make excellent wine...

-P

[edp333 9]

Eros you cut the score in half. Sine I have been on the Phil forum the score is:

Man bashing threads started by a woman: 4

Women bashing threads started by a man: 2