Madoff fell out of bed, injured

[alienlovechild 75]

DURHAM, NC -- A source tells ABC11 Eyewitness News that disgraced financier Bernie Madoff is being treated for serious injuries after he fell out of his prison bed.

ABC11 Eyewitness News first reported that Madoff had injuries consistent with an assault. Now, the source says Madoff was not attacked in prison, but that he fell off a bed onto his face. The source said there was a lot of facial bleeding.

Sources also confirmed Madoff was treated at Duke University Medical Center in Durham last Friday and discharged earlier this week.

He is serving a life sentence at the federal prison in Butner after admitting to cheating investors out of billions of dollars.

According to the sources, Madoff came to Duke with facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung.

Prison officials won't confirm that. They say the 71-year-old is now in the medical clinic at the prison in Butner.

According a report by the Associated Press, Madoff's lawyer - Ira Sorkin - said his client was not assaulted, but "had some dizzy spells and some high blood pressure."

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=...&id=7187293

[Nagishkaw 510]

He Made 0ff with facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung.

[Ban Hammer 13,643]

He Made 0ff with facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung.

now that he's fallen outta bed, i wonder if he'll be afraid of heists.....

[SuperDuper! 230]

[alienlovechild 75]

The cartoon is so true.

[thongd4me 69]

- "Can I sue them to get my Manhattan apartment back?"

- "Can I sue them to get my house in Florida back?"

- "Can I sue them to get my speedboat back?"

- "Can I sue them to get my wife back?"

- "This is Big! Get the press!"

[thongd4me 69]

I think the way the phony-baloney government accounting goes is that unpaid future benefits are counted in the national debt as assets!

[Pooky 3,844]

Why is this news?

Who gives a flying f###?

Where's my leftover turkey?

Oh, that's right, I didn't have turkey this year!

[Robby999 1,024]

DURHAM, NC -- A source tells ABC11 Eyewitness News that disgraced financier Bernie Madoff is being treated for serious injuries after he fell out of his prison bed.

ABC11 Eyewitness News first reported that Madoff had injuries consistent with an assault. Now, the source says Madoff was not attacked in prison, but that he fell off a bed onto his face. The source said there was a lot of facial bleeding.

Sources also confirmed Madoff was treated at Duke University Medical Center in Durham last Friday and discharged earlier this week.

He is serving a life sentence at the federal prison in Butner after admitting to cheating investors out of billions of dollars.

According to the sources, Madoff came to Duke with facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung.

Prison officials won't confirm that. They say the 71-year-old is now in the medical clinic at the prison in Butner.

According a report by the Associated Press, Madoff's lawyer - Ira Sorkin - said his client was not assaulted, but "had some dizzy spells and some high blood pressure."

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=...&id=7187293

Sounds like a job-related injury! Many rookie pivot-men suffer the same injuries during the first few months of a lengthy prison sentence. He knows now that Wall Street and D-Block do not have the same dating customs. I am not worried about his recovery, I am sure we the taxpayers are providing him the best medical treatment money can buy!