Charles and the Philippines forum

[almaty 19]

i dropped by to eat some timbits with my old friend, brother charles

[Dan and Judy 614]

　

　

He is trampling out the vintage

where the grapes of wine are stored

He hath loosed the fateful lightning

of his terrible swift sword

Defender of the tos

alert for violations

Charles reigns supreme with

fair and balanced moderation

from the halls of Malacanang

to the shores of Mindanao

He rules the Philippine forum

With the wiseness of an Owl

Today the Philippines

Tomorrow Bhutan

Now Charles is "The Man"

His truth goes marching on

Oh say can you see

By the dawns early light

The threads that he's banned

Or the posts he's deleted

Nooo says I

He can't be defeated

He is world renowned for

the justice he's meted

　

Even Obama called Charles to ask his advice

Resign said Charles not once but twice

Throw in the towel and cash in your chips

That's when Obama quit calling and

asking for tips

　

He basks in the glow

of Mass adulation

someday he will lead

the whole VJ Nation

A Beacon of hope

Like the rockets red glare

He shows us the way

He shows us he cares

On the blackest of nights

the poor huddled masses

can see for miles when he lights

the gases he passes

　

　

　

　

　

　

　

　

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Charles! is killing the internetz...

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

Charles! is killing the internetz...

you can get a lot of timbits for a baby seal.