Guns and Pie

[SuperDuper! 230]

You guys are just NOT getting the job done here, oh my! Time for the Pie Porn!

APPLE

PECAN

BANANA CREAM

LEMON MERINGUE

CHERRY

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'm thinking the next pie will be an apple and blackberry -- I've been eyeing this Delia Smith recipe for some time. Here's what it is supposed to look like:

[mox 298]

I'm thinking the next pie will be an apple and blackberry -- I've been eyeing this Delia Smith recipe for some time. Here's what it is supposed to look like:

Now that is a pie I could sleep naked with every night!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Now that is a pie I could sleep naked with every night!

Might get sticky though... and I hear apple and blackberry pie is a right ####### to get out of your sheets AND hair.

[Der Bücherwurm 1]

Might get sticky though... and I hear apple and blackberry pie is a right ####### to get out of your sheets AND hair.

No worries. All he has to do is put an evening dress on it.

[slim 1,514]

to get out of your sheets AND hair.

You won't have that problem if you swallow.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You won't have that problem if you swallow.

What if there's just too much filling and it gets all over the place?

[Ban Hammer 13,110]

What if there's just too much filling and it gets all over the place?

chew faster!

[Ban Hammer 13,110]

btw if anyone knows about snowblowers, i'd appreciate some input

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...p;#entry3623971

[slim 1,514]

btw if anyone knows about snowblowers, i'd appreciate some input

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...p;#entry3623971

I married a woman from a country with lots and lots of snow... she's used to moving through it so we never need to move snow again.

[Ban Hammer 13,110]

I married a woman from a country with lots and lots of snow... she's used to moving through it so we never need to move snow again.

so that's why it's always my job - there's not much snow in brazil!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

so that's why it's always my job - there's not much snow in brazil!

Shoulda married an FSU woman, they are good at shoveling and have no idea what a snowblower is. Alla keeps mentioning she sees "some sort of machine for cleaning snow" that people use but I tell her it is her imagination.

Joking...we have a snowblower, she never uses it (man's job) the driveway and walk are always clear for her so she can wear high heeled boots going from the house to her warmed up car.

Edited January 13, 2010 by Gary and Alla

[clueless_in_usa 8]

Shoulda married an FSU woman, they are good at shoveling and have no idea what a snowblower is. Alla keeps mentioning she sees "some sort of machine for cleaning snow" that people use but I tell her it is her imagination.

Joking...we have a snowblower, she never uses it (man's job) the driveway and walk are always clear for her so she can wear high heeled boots going from the house to her warmed up car.

Another Un-"happy" GUN story

[mox 298]

Another Un-"happy" GUN story

Tragic.

[slim 1,514]

I can't say it's tragic. Just another case of irresponsible parents. Think it was just an accident?

Why is their 3-year-old playing Nintendo Wii?

Exactly.