Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 21)

[phillyfashionista 8]

Can I tell you how Damien set me up???? We visited his mother in Aruba a years ago. She demanded we go to church with her. Damien was raised Seventh Day Adventist so I asked him what should I wear. He said wear whatever I wear here. My church here is pretty causal. Well, I should have known better but decided to wear a long sun dress...mind it was 90+ degrees. My dress was black and white. I forgot my blazer so I told her I didn't feel comfortable going so she bought him a cheeteh print jacket to wear over my dress Plus I didn't realize how the dress had a keyhole so a little cleavage was showing.

I had no idea you were suppose to wear stockings (not panty hose) or jewerly. So here I am sitting in church with a black and white sundress with a cheeteh print jacket with high heel strapping sandals with my hot pink toe nails showing. Plus my big silver earrings and bracelts and my hair was cornrowed up in a genie looking pontytail to the side Boy - those women gave me the most evils looks because their men kept staring at me. And the little girls wanted to sit by me..it's funny now but not at the time

LOL Shemmy @ the set up and the cheetah print jacket

Thanks Den's Wifey and Philly. My belly is fine. We are so happy

Awwe Shemmy I am soooo happy for you, now Im smiling too. mi wan see a pic of deh belly I owe you and update too, email soon come

Good morning ladies

Hey DW!!!

LMAO @ JQ and that dang Geicko!

Hey Philly - sun and sugarcane was good - weather was good, although cooler than usual - the surf was ROUGH and the cops were corrupt - but he quickly found out he was dealing with the wrong one, lol - Other than that, a pretty good trip.

Sus we need picchas LOL Lawd yuh knoa Babylon guh hard, just have to knoa how to deal wid dem and I know they come across the wrong one when they met you!

[jamerican 2]

Nothing going on over here but these dog gon cases! ughhhhhh...

How's school? Has school started back for you again?

Yep, school started this week and I get sick!!! Missed my pathology class last night but gonna try and make the deep tissue class tonight although my body aches so hopefully we won't be trying to apply techniques.

[phillyfashionista 8]

The entire church probably is still praying for me. Not to mention it was the first time I met his mother

I'm far from a hoochie momma but I felt like the one the entire trip. I packed halter tops and capris and got stared at teh entire trip.

She gave me theat cheeta print jacket on purpose....to be funny. I'm sure she had a black or white one. Damien thought I was going to flip but I wore it away. Oh...she said it's the one I can fit. Mind you, she's a turkey sandwhich away from my weight. My boobs are just bigger.

Shemmy why you got me LOLing at my desk HUSH haaaaa

I am making thousands of jello shots at Church tomorrow night and working trivia night there on Saturday night. Nothing else going on I can think of. Going to be really cold. May just hibernate!

JG Wait I had to make sure I read this right, jello shots at Church ?

Hi everyone....I don't want you guys to think I am rude since it shows I am on but never commenting. I got a new phone with internet so I have been laying in bed (falling asleep) while catching up on VJ...it is a touch screen and I am having the hardest time using the keyboard....I hope it will come in time. Anyway....Philly, in answer to your question...no, I haven't bought any nollywood movies yet....although I did enjoy watching the last one you posted.

Hey Jamerican (((waving)))

You will get the hang of the new phone Well if you PM me your address I will burn you some Nollywood flicks and mail them you ( belated Kwanzaa present )

That's why I didn't get a touch screen - I wanted the new Droid, but then I was playing with it and could not type for ish..........

I want the Droid too, so it was hard to type on it? Doesn't it have a QWERTY Keyboard? I'm gonna check it out this weekend that's my B-day present to me B)

[*JG* 2]

Yep. Jello shots at Church.

Last year, I had to sell them. I was having a hell of a time till the priest did one in front of this group of women. Let me tell you, this guy knows how to make doing a jello shot look sexier then I've ever seen. And, he wasn't even trying.

[DedicatedWife 4]

Lawd yuh knoa Babylon guh hard, just have to knoa how to deal wid dem and I know they come across the wrong one when they met you!

Dang, they like that!!! I've heard stories but luckily never had an encounter...yall know I got a smart rass mouf on me...

[Shemmy 4]

IDK, Nat. I just like the vibe of MoBay. Some of it reminds me of St. Louis.....lots to do in a small area and you can walk to most of it.

I feel the same way about MoBay. I visit Negril almost every trip and still have a love/hate relationship with it. Negril can be a little quiet sometimes.

[DedicatedWife 4]

Yep, school started this week and I get sick!!! Missed my pathology class last night but gonna try and make the deep tissue class tonight although my body aches so hopefully we won't be trying to apply techniques.

Oh no, feel better, sorry you sick. That's no fun at all!

[Shemmy 4]

Philly - I hope I get the email before the baby comes lol. No belly picha yet. I'll get JAEnglish (the best photographer) to do some belly shots in a few months.

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

hey yardies

cat how does he crack up in his sleep without waking himself up?

congrats on your anniversary shemmy!!, i am @ the thought of a cheetah print jacket, laaaaaaaawd chile

congrats as well sheka! that is nothing short of a miracle that it happened in a day, you will be interviewing by march the latest!

@ the pic of the lizard in the suit

JQ it had to be you!

[DedicatedWife 4]

hey yardies

cat how does he crack up in his sleep without waking himself up?

congrats on your anniversary shemmy!!, i am @ the thought of a cheetah print jacket, laaaaaaaawd chile

congrats as well sheka! that is nothing short of a miracle that it happened in a day, you will be interviewing by march the latest!

@ the pic of the lizard in the suit

JQ it had to be you!

Hi Bunz!

[DedicatedWife 4]

I see you kjenkins86 down there! Hey girl (waving)

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

Hi Bunz!

hey girl!

when you coming to JA?

*drats he left

Edited January 7, 2010 by BunzTheMagicSnail

[DedicatedWife 4]

hey girl!

when you coming to JA?

I get there on Sunday, God's will!

Edited January 7, 2010 by Dens Wifey

[jamerican 2]

Shemmy why you got me LOLing at my desk HUSH haaaaa

JG Wait I had to make sure I read this right, jello shots at Church ?

Hey Jamerican (((waving)))

You will get the hang of the new phone Well if you PM me your address I will burn you some Nollywood flicks and mail them you ( belated Kwanzaa present )

I want the Droid too, so it was hard to type on it? Doesn't it have a QWERTY Keyboard? I'm gonna check it out this weekend that's my B-day present to me B)

I got the Droid Eris...by HTC....and I am getting used to texting but emailing and posting on VJ would take a bit longer. I will def PM you my address...thanks, can't wait.

[DaDa 1]

LOL Dada its all good, I know yuh busy girl I got like 18 projects if I had a wig on it would be crooked! There is a new Sales dude and he is like 4 ft tall and a pain in mi raas Ughhhh I have to restrain myself today cause he done worked my last nerve with his Phockery requests! WOOOSAAAAHHHHH

I hate when you say your wig would be crooked that always makes me LOL literally!!!

Welcome back Sus.

I almost forgot..today is our 5th wedding anniversary

HUH?? How you almost forget you have been waiting for this day.

So what special plans have you made....