VJ.....Sheesh!

[Nagishkaw 510]

T'was the night before Christmas

and all through VJ

members weren't posting

not even AJ !

In OT the few members who posted with care

avoided the Mods that soon would be there

There were some who were typing

all smug with their posts

with visions of suspensions

those things they dread most

Ready for battle and locked in all-caps

with no sign of BY with his graphs and his maps

when out from OT there rose such a clatter

some rushed in to see just what was the matter

clicking open the thread, we flew in with a flash

clicked open the topic with a whirl and a dash

A pic on the page like the new fallen snow

glowing with lustre showing the image below

When what to our wondering eyes did appear

but a picture of Eric having sex with a deer!

With his little old "driver" so lively and quick

we knew in a moment that some would get sick

More rapid than eagles but with strokes he was lame

yet he whistled and shouted and bucked when he came.

Now Almaty, myself, and Amby the vixen,

Steven and Charles and even Wolf Blitzen

To the top of the page to the top of the thread

we looked with much interest, we looked with great dread

So up to our eyeballs and yet not willing to talk

we waited with patience for the sight of Ewok

And then in a twinkling, we saw on the page

The Furry 0ne typing...was he calm or enraged?

With our mouse in our hands and not turning around

here comes his short post, it came with no sound.

He was dressed all in fur from his head to his feet

and his clothes were all tore, he looked haggard and beat.

A bundle of nerves, and knives in his back

he looked very tired from the sleep he did lack.

And Eric...how happy...with pleasure, how merry

his butt-cheeks exposed like a typical fairy.

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow

and his flesh was so pale like the colour of snow

the back of the deer was held tight in his teeth

but on the top of his head he was sporting a wreath.

He had a wide grin and a little round belly

that shook when he thrusted, like a bowl full of jelly.

He was LOLing, yep...old Eric himself

and we laughed when we saw him all full of himself.

With a wink in his eyes, and a twist of his head

soon gave Ewok a prompting, there was much to be said.

He spoke those few words and went straight to his work

suspending Eric again, and called him a jerk!

And laying his finger on Eric's account

not waiting for Eric to even dismount.

We sprang from our chairs to give the Captain a whistle

but away he flew like the down of a thistle

Yet we heard him exclaim when he left from our sight,

PM me next time....my Blackberry ain't right!

Edited December 5, 2009 by Nagishkaw

[Captain Ewok 1,899]

PM me next time....my Blackberry ain't right!

Blackberries rule~ both kinds!

[Nagishkaw 510]

PM me next time....my Blackberry ain't right!

Blackberries rule~ both kinds!

[Susita 175]

such talent you have Nagi

[_Simpson_ 250]

Nice

[Twisted K 2]

Nagi, that was freakin' awesome

[caybee 21]

Well done.

[Ban Hammer 13,429]

[Nessa 23]

great job

[Nagishkaw 510]

Thanks, guys. I just wanted to put a smile on everyone's faces.

[JVKn'CVO 11]

You've got such talent Nagi

PM me next time....my Blackberry ain't right!

Blackberries rule~ both kinds!

Iphones rule more

Saludos,

Caro

[Danno 1,228]

Two thumbs up!

[almaty 19]

great job..sister mocassin

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

That was awesome Nagi!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

That was awesome, Nagi! You really are talented with words.