Global warming cultists are brainwashing your children

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When did global warming turn into a forced religion?

My daughter came home from school recently with a spring in her step and a song on her lips. With no foreshadowing -- or time to call an exorcist -- out came this chilling refrain:

" . . . You can hear the warning -- GLOBAL WARMING . . . "

By the time her father and I removed our jaws from the floor, we had learned that:

A) All the kids had been coerced into singing this catchy ditty, which we called "The Warming Song," at a concert for parents.

B) Further song lyrics scolded selfish adults (that would be us) for polluting our planet and causing a warming scourge that would, in no short order, kill all the polar bears and threaten the birds and bees.

C) There was no deprogramming session on the menu. And no arguing allowed.

The international "Climategate" scandal is now moving into its third week. And reaction from folks on the scientific and political left -- or is that redundant? -- who treat global warming as a cult in which naysayers must be crushed has been depressing:

Total denial.

The scandal began when someone hacked into the server at the Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, England, and uncovered a cache of messages between leading warming gurus. These e-mails revealed guys deeply frustrated by planetary temperatures that, stubbornly, had refused to rise in some time. Were they afraid of losing their scientific juice? Or their funding?

So, as the e-mails prove, the scientists did something about it. They cooked the books to exaggerate global warming.

Of course! How can you scare the bejeezus out of little kids and small animals if you can't make the mercury move a millimeter? Simple. You lie.

But while one rival scientist predicted the shocking revelations would blast a "mushroom cloud" over theories of climate change, that has not come to pass.

The Obama administration's "climate adviser," Carol Browner, totally ignored the smoking e-mails, and attributed the scandal to "a very small group of people who continue to say this isn't a real problem, that we don't need to do anything."

"What am I going to do?" asked Browner. "Side with the couple of naysayers out there, or the 2,500 scientists?" -- who've drunk the Kool-Aid. "I'm sticking with the 2,500 scientists."

No less an authority than The New York Times sought to explain away the most damning e-mail, sent by scientist Phil Jones, who said he employed a "trick" to make temps appear higher than they were.

The paper quoted Dr. Michael Mann of Pennsylvania State University as saying he often used the word "trick" to refer to a good way to solve a problem. "And not something secret."

Is anyone home?

Our children are on the front lines of the warming hysteria, a place where "experts" from Al Gore to the president leave no room for dissent or even the slightest skepticism, despite claims that are no more provable than the Earth is flat.

Children were the targets of a book co-written by the producer of Al Gore's star-making vehicle, "An Inconvenient Truth" -- a fantastical view of global warming that should have been called a fiction, not a documentary.

Producer Laurie David told Publisher's Weekly that she wrote the kids' book, "Down-to-Earth Guide to Global Warming," because "kids also are the Number 1 influence on their parents, so if you want to reach the parents, go to the kids." She knows of which she speaks.

It may come to pass that global warming is real. Or not.

But your children won't get the truth from Al Gore, the president or the scientific community. Or sadly, from school.

Neither will you.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/net_...2M9TAty2eLxyz5M

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The comments are even more special. A glimpse into the mind of a RWN.

jasper writes:

Maybe it was a coverup for the real threat which is how the goverment manipulates the weather. The US has three Haarp plants which emit electrical low frequency 'elf' waves into the ionosphere. These elf waves put a bubble in the ionosphere and bounce back down to earth. This is serious weather warfare, but we never hear about it. And by the way school kids, cell phones and radio towers are hurting the bees.

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word2thewise:

When are people going to wake up a realize that the "religion" for the progressives is science. If science says something it most be so and we must go along. Science claims to be totally perfect at answering the questions of our day. Combine it with the power of government and you will make the Spanish Inquisition look like amateur hour.

Science is man made and man implemented. It is a tool that can tell us how. True religion (no matter the faith) is about the connecting with the Divine to tell who and why. If you really on the man made alone you will be disappointed every time.

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Fuzzlenutter:

Typical "Truth be Damned!" liberal behavior. If the facts are not on your side, simply lie. Oh, and make sure to indoctrinate every naive child through "publik skoolin'".

Absolutely disgusting...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa/net_r...fset=0#comments

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What school does that? Not any that my kid has ever been to. Sad if true, but I doubt it is with all the other tripe that's mixed in this so called article Al Gore is not a scientist, he's a politician, doing what politicians do the world over.

Where is the headquarters of the 'church of global warming' by the way? There is no end to the scurrilous tactics of those who believe science is fiction.

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OK Folks. Mass will be held at 8PM Central Time. Broadcast live from the Church of Climatology.

Pastor HAL 9000 at your service.

Please bring organic sandals to scientific communion.

[BishopMnA 0]

OK Folks. Mass will be held at 8PM Central Time. Broadcast live from the Church of Climatology.

Pastor HAL 9000 at your service.

Please bring organic sandals to scientific communion.

Do I have to leave my cross at the door?

Edited November 30, 2009 by BishopMnA

[Peikko 1,575]

Indeed, and don a bamboo cloth robe of green

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OK Folks. Mass will be held at 8PM Central Time. Broadcast live from the Church of Climatology.

Pastor HAL 9000 at your service.

Please bring organic sandals to scientific communion.

Do I have to leave my cross at the door?

You have to stomp on it, piss on it and then burn it. Initiation ritual for the church of global warming.

[BishopMnA 0]

OK Folks. Mass will be held at 8PM Central Time. Broadcast live from the Church of Climatology.

Pastor HAL 9000 at your service.

Please bring organic sandals to scientific communion.

Do I have to leave my cross at the door?

You have to stomp on it, piss on it and then burn it. Initiation ritual for the church of global warming.

Oh boy! Datz too ruff fer me!

Besides, I think its made of some sort of plastic that gives off potentially damaging-to-the-environment fumes of some sort...

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Oh boy! Datz too ruff fer me!

If you wanna be a pansy, stick to Christ.

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Oh boy! Datz too ruff fer me!

If you wanna be a pansy, stick to Christ.

Actually, Christ was the original tough guy...Bronson had nothing on him!

[HAL 9000 96]

OK Folks. Mass will be held at 8PM Central Time. Broadcast live from the Church of Climatology.

Pastor HAL 9000 at your service.

Please bring organic sandals to scientific communion.

Do I have to leave my cross at the door?

What's its carbon footprint?

[BishopMnA 0]

OK Folks. Mass will be held at 8PM Central Time. Broadcast live from the Church of Climatology.

Pastor HAL 9000 at your service.

Please bring organic sandals to scientific communion.

Do I have to leave my cross at the door?

What's its carbon footprint?

I don't think it has a carbon footprint, Pastor H9G

Edited November 30, 2009 by BishopMnA

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Andrea Peyser also has a list of what she calls, Celebutards. Here's some of her entries:

(another one with an axe to grind)

Michelle Obama - May 11, 2009

What’s the matter, Michelle? Did the White House food taster quit?

Michelle Obama really, really likes life in the White House, what with all the toadies and underlings scampering under foot. The mystery is how did she ever manage before life as Mrs. President?

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Ron Howard - April 14, 2009

Question - What do you get when you cross an American icon such as Academy-award-winning director and former kid actor Ron Howard with the continent of Europe — and shake with double doses of celebrity idiocy?

Answer – A baguette-eating Celebutard.

Oh, Opie! From Mayberry to Hollywood. How did you stray?

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Robert Redford (Barack Obama Edition) - March 23, 2009

Robert Redford likes to play the nation’s Environmentalist in Chief, making the wildly earnest claim in last week’s Huffington Post that he was “too early on solar power.’’ He boasts, like a self-absorbed prophet, that he promoted clean energy way back in his filmmaking hey day of the 1970s. He even gave a shoutout to Barack “Special Olympics’’ Obama, who in his State of the Union address “noted that although America invented solar energy technology, we have fallen behind countries like Germany and Japan in producing it. He is right of course’’ Never mind that Redford, self-proclaimed savior of the earth, probably promotes the burning of more fossil fuel than virtually any other single American outside of Mobil. Or Al Gore, whose Nashville estate burned 20 times the national average in fuel. Obama, too.

This is why Robert Redford is my Celebutard of the Week, in keeping with my book –Celebutards: The Hollywood Hacks, Limousine Liberals and Pandering Politicians Who are Destroying America. (Kensington).

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Michelle and Oprah - March 2, 2009

Jackie Kennedy did it graciously.

Hillary Clinton did it grudgingly.

First Ladies have reinvented themselves into softer, gentler, more user-friendly versions of their former ornery selves since the dawn of TV. But none has done it so radically and dramatically – and quickly – as Michelle Obama, relaxing the arches of her disturbingly angry eyebrows, covering her naked upper arms, and putting a figurative muzzle across her disapproving lips. She has emerged, butterfly-like, as vacuous and silly as any chick you’d meet in a shopping mall. And she’s performed this metamorphosis with the expert encouragement of your friendly neighborhood celebutard, Oprah Winfrey.

And that is why Michelle and Oprah take home the honors as my Celebutards of the Week, in keeping with my book, Celebutards: The Hollywood Hacks, Limousine Liberals and Pandering Politicians Who are Destroying America. (Kensington).

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Sean Penn - February 17, 2009

He’s the gift who just keeps on giving.

This week’s featured Celebutard already figures like an incurable disease in my new book, Celebutards: The Hollywood Hacks, Limousine Liberals and Pandering Politicians Who Are Destroying America (Kensington). He is Sean Penn – the A-list actor who brazenly broke bread with America-hating Hugo Chavez of Venezuela. He also traveled to Iran where he heard 10,000 people shouting in unison, “Death to America’’ and “Death to Israel’’ – and decided they didn’t really mean it. Let’s give ‘em all a hug.

http://www.andreapeyser.com/celebutardofweek.php

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OK Folks. Mass will be held at 8PM Central Time. Broadcast live from the Church of Climatology.

Pastor HAL 9000 at your service.

Please bring organic sandals to scientific communion.

Do I have to leave my cross at the door?

What's its carbon footprint?

I don't think it has a carbon footprint, Pastor H9G

Ohhh... Carbon neutral or negative! Please enter Bishop!! And welcome to the Church.

[BishopMnA 0]

OK Folks. Mass will be held at 8PM Central Time. Broadcast live from the Church of Climatology.

Pastor HAL 9000 at your service.

Please bring organic sandals to scientific communion.

Do I have to leave my cross at the door?

What's its carbon footprint?

I don't think it has a carbon footprint, Pastor H9G

Ohhh... Carbon neutral or negative! Please enter Bishop!! And welcome to the Church.

Touche BrotherPastorH9G...

Glad to see that the doors are open to the unscientific...aka 'my type'

Edited November 30, 2009 by BishopMnA