Tiger Woods has a wild night

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication

for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-...uv-lacerations/

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

When they check his blood and urine, I'll bet they find that he was one toke over the line.

I doubt they'll ever check his blood or urine. He lives in a gated community. Law doesn't apply there, remember?

You are probably right.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication

for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-...uv-lacerations/

I knew drugs were involved. Sounds like Mrs. Woods needs some comforting, who's willing to help out this poor lady in her hour of need.

[AlHayatZween 2]

i know you guys like tall blondes but she looks scary & mean in that pic.

[Danno 1,228]

i know you guys like tall blondes but she looks scary & mean in that pic.

I think I'll pass too, Gold Diggers have never been my cup of tea.

Well, I hate to say I was "Right again" but...... Ole danno can read the stitches on a fast-ball.

... Who would'a TOOK Tiger for a PLayer?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

i know you guys like tall blondes but she looks scary & mean in that pic.

A tall, scary, mean, blonde, what's the down side?

i know you guys like tall blondes but she looks scary & mean in that pic.

I think I'll pass too, Gold Diggers have never been my cup of tea.

Well, I hate to say I was "Right again" but...... Ole danno can read the stitches on a fast-ball.

... Who would'a TOOK Tiger for a PLayer?

I did. He's always had this arrogant ####### attitude, like Michael Jordan and Steve Garvey and a few other guys have.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Opening soon at a Disney theme park near you, Mr. Tiger's Wild Ride. It's an E ticket ride that you won't soon forget.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I wonder if she yelled "Fore" before she smashed the window?

[thongd4me 69]

I wonder if she yelled "Fore" before she smashed the window?

Maybe not but it may be a signal for Tiger to "make merit" at the local wat.

Smiling monks are awaitin'

He's got to get back to his Buddhist roots...

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I wonder if she yelled "Fore" before she smashed the window?

Yup, she was aiming at his ballz and tried to play through.

[Danno 1,228]

Does this make Tiger an "Authentic Black man" now?

I mean really..... Vanilla Ice was more Black than him.

[SuperDuper! 230]

i know you guys like tall blondes but she looks scary & mean in that pic.

So you wouldn't want to hit this?

[Danno 1,228]

i know you guys like tall blondes but she looks scary & mean in that pic.

A tall, scary, mean, blonde, what's the down side?

i know you guys like tall blondes but she looks scary & mean in that pic.

I think I'll pass too, Gold Diggers have never been my cup of tea.

Well, I hate to say I was "Right again" but...... Ole danno can read the stitches on a fast-ball.

... Who would'a TOOK Tiger for a PLayer?

I did. He's always had this arrogant ####### attitude, like Michael Jordan and Steve Garvey and a few other guys have.

THats funny because I have always respected both Tiger and M. Jordan for the way they carry themselves.

We live in a time of "F'ed up" celebs and this is the first "Scandal" I have heard on either one.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Michael Jordan's gambling received moderate attention several years back.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Michael Jordan's gambling received moderate attention several years back.

He was a big-time player too. His wife threatened him many times, since she did not sign a pre-nup. That's why he supposedly took up gambling. He knocked her up and then refused to acknowledge the kid until she threatened to take it public and wreck his reputation and endorsement deals. I remember an interview with Jordan years ago when they had this nice story about how he had to wash his own clothes because he felt he was too ugly to get a woman.