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thongd4me   69

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After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London,Heathrow to Toronto.

The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight.

So sit back, relax and ..... OH, MY GOD!'

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.

While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap.

'You should see the front of my pants!'

One passenger yelled,

"By jeezis you should see the back o'mine!' :jest:

02/2003 - Met

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03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

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*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

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:rofl: Too funny!!!

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09-07-2007 Got married in Eden Gardens State Park, Santa Rosa Beach, FL

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AOS

11-02-2007 - Filed

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Lifting of Conditions

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06-21-2010 - Green Card received

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N-400

06-24-2017 - N-400 package sent via EFile

06-24-2017 - Payment received via credit card

07-01-2017 - Appointment notice received

07-19-2017 - Biometrics appointment in Atlanta, GA

08-04-2017 - Case updated. Interview scheduled. 

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thongd4me   69

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:rofl: Too funny!!!

Mae West as the flight attendant:

"Is that coffee on your pants or are you glad to see me?"

(updated reference to: "Is that a gun in your pants or are you glad to see me?")

- famous Mae West quote

02/2003 - Met

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03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

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Saddle Bronc   124

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:lol:

(how apt that it occurs on a Pigtown-bound flight)

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2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

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2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

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what is the name of the fetish for a shitstorm at 20,000 ft ??

oh well..

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what is the name of the fetish for a shitstorm at 20,000 ft ??

oh well..

Yes that's on page 329 of the "Psychologist's Desk Reference" - FlyinMyCrapantzomania

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08/24/09 I-129F; 09/02 NOA1; 10/14 NOA2; 11/24 interview; 11/30 K-1 VISA (92 d); 12/29 POE 12/31/09 Marriage

03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

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:rofl: funny captain :lol:

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"Has life been good?Let God hear your Thank you!

Has it been bad? Let Him hear your "I trust in you"

Has it been unfair? Sshhh...just have FAITH in Him."

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05/24/11 - Sent AOS package

06/04/11 - Received 3 Notices and Biometrics Appointment

06/17/11 - Walk-in Biometrics(for June 23rd)

06/23/11 - Transferred to CSC

07/20/11 - EAD card production;AP approved

07/28/11 - Received combo card EAD/AP in the mail

10/18/11 - Green card/document production

10/24/11 - Green Card in hand! to God be the glory!

Removal of Conditions Timeline:

07/17/2013 - Sent I-751 package

07/22/2013 - NOA1

08/09/2013 - Walk-in biometrics (for August 23rd)

10/31/2013 - Card production

11/07/2013 - Green card in hand! to God be the glory!

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Niels Bohr   72

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Wait. Let me get this straight. The coffee spilled on the pilot pants. The color of coffee is brown. The person who yelled out "You should see the back of mines" probably have brown stuff on the back of his pants. So, the punch line is that the person who yelled out just had the poop oozed out. EWWWWWW.

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Wait. Let me get this straight. The coffee spilled on the pilot pants. The color of coffee is brown. The person who yelled out "You should see the back of mines" probably have brown stuff on the back of his pants. So, the punch line is that the person who yelled out just had the poop oozed out. EWWWWWW.

And the stew would probably have "double-doody" having to help clean up back in the cheaper seats too... :crying::whistle:

02/2003 - Met

08/24/09 I-129F; 09/02 NOA1; 10/14 NOA2; 11/24 interview; 11/30 K-1 VISA (92 d); 12/29 POE 12/31/09 Marriage

03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

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:dance:

After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London,Heathrow to Toronto.

The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight.

So sit back, relax and ..... OH, MY GOD!'

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.

While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap.

'You should see the front of my pants!'

One passenger yelled,

"By jeezis you should see the back o'mine!' :jest:

:dance::dance::dance::dance:

I-129F Sent............................02-21-08

I-129F NOA1...........................02-24-08

I-129F NOA2...........................07-31-08

NVC Received.........................07-14-08

Consulate Received.................07-20-08

Appointment Letter Received....07-31-08

Medical Exam..........................08-26,27-08

Paid Delbros (DV)....................09-09-08

USEM released docs to N.S.O......09-15-08

Interview Date........................09-19-08 (pink slip and white slip for dv)

N.S.O forward dv to USEM...........10-10-08

Papers are ready for review at the Counsel....10-27-08

Waiting for the printing for my visa................11-3-08

Visa Received.........................11-7-08

flight to USA...........................11-15-08

POE DETROIT..........................11-16-08

Married..................................12-30-08

S.S.S.....................................Nov-20-08

State I.D ...............................Nov-22-08

Working Permit........................Feb-12-09

GreenCard...............................Jun-4-09

Let JESUS be

the owner of your Heart...

Let his love be

your inspiration

to live life For

his Glory.....

May the two Heart

finally beat as one

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After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London,Heathrow to Toronto.

The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight.

So sit back, relax and ..... OH, MY GOD!'

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.

While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap.

'You should see the front of my pants!'

One passenger yelled,

"By jeezis you should see the back o'mine!' :jest:

:rofl: OMG I would have died!

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