america - australia - england industrialized world

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I hate woman who totally ignores what a man wants. I also hate the man who totally ignores what a woman wants. Therefore, it is necessary to make sacrifices for each other. Those personal ads lacks that I think because everyone wants their own way instead of commitment. To each their own.

I try to be fair. I hate everyone.

that's platy's job!

My qualifications are better.

[rebeccajo 14]

You say that like women are a commodity.

We can set up a futures market.

You know, define some standard commodity contracts like:

* Ukrainian 28 year old brunette, 5'6", 36-26-36 measurements. Or - Filipina 22 year old 5'2" B cup.

* Define standard quarterly delivery months - Mar, June, Sep, Dec.

* Recognized ports of delivery: LAX, ORD, JFK.

Products that differ from the standard contract definitions and/or delivery locations would be priced with offsetting credit/debit adjustments.

For example, a 35 year Ukrainian is deducted 10% from standard contract due to age, or a 26 year old French woman is treated at par because the positive gain from her younger age is offset by her western European (as opposed to more highly desired eastern European) origin. Delivery at Burlington VT obviously incurs additional shipping/warehousing charges as compared to delivery at NYC.

It's all quite similar to how the energy or grains commodity markets work, really. A barrel of North Sea brent crude PO NYC vs. light sweet Texas PO Houston TX.

The market would have active participants interested in procuring the physical product for delivery -- you know, your basic misogynistic barbarians like Gary. However it also opens up the potential for an active speculator market, where you could - for example - go long on a forward delivery for a hot 26 year old Japanese Geisha for Mar2010 delivery and simultaneously short the Sep2010 Ukrainian supermodel, on the theory that Asians are forecast to be in vogue next season while statuesque blondes are losing favor in the seasonal swing of things. Could be a very profitable trade!

Commoditizing women would appear to have a great and lucrative future!

Atta boy, Gary

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

I hate woman who totally ignores what a man wants. I also hate the man who totally ignores what a woman wants. Therefore, it is necessary to make sacrifices for each other. Those personal ads lacks that I think because everyone wants their own way instead of commitment. To each their own.

I try to be fair. I hate everyone.

that's platy's job!

My qualifications are better.

nonsense. you like sheep. i doubt platy even likes them.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I hate woman who totally ignores what a man wants. I also hate the man who totally ignores what a woman wants. Therefore, it is necessary to make sacrifices for each other. Those personal ads lacks that I think because everyone wants their own way instead of commitment. To each their own.

I try to be fair. I hate everyone.

that's platy's job!

My qualifications are better.

nonsense. you like sheep. i doubt platy even likes them.

He's really a sicko.

[almaty 19]

platy really hates everything except his wife and bike ,,just saying

[scandal 951]

platy really hates everything except his wife and bike ,,just saying

It's good that he doesn't hate his wife and bike. That would really be disturbing.