Good Reasons to Punch Someone in the Face

[SMOKE 1,426]

Lol I've decided I'm just going to visit my wife for lunch and ask him how living with his mother at the age of 43 is treating him, that outta do the trick without him being able to sue me haha.

that could cause your wife problems at work....you know the story will be different when the boss hears it. i'd buy a subscription to a gay swinger mag in his name w/ his neighbor's address on it.

[kizza 1]

Lol I've decided I'm just going to visit my wife for lunch and ask him how living with his mother at the age of 43 is treating him, that outta do the trick without him being able to sue me haha.

that could cause your wife problems at work....you know the story will be different when the boss hears it. i'd buy a subscription to a gay swinger mag in his name w/ his neighbor's address on it.

I love how the punching someone in the face thread has turned into us talking about Colorado! yes! sorry about the digression! I miss Colorado!

But when you move we'll have to get together and talk about Canada! There's another Canadian VJer here in the metro I see every now and then. We can turn it into a Canada party. Definitely! It'd be fun.

And I love the gay swinger magasine idea. I can just imagine the awkward moment when the neighbour will bring the mag the guy's mom.

[CDAgirlMI 51]

No offense to any Americans, but I wouldn't consider getting out of Canada & moving to the U.S "getting a better life"!!!

Bowflex...If you DO decide to kick this guys a$$, make sure you don't get caught(we don't want you posting on here from jail!!)

[Misty1979 0]

No offense to any Americans, but I wouldn't consider getting out of Canada & moving to the U.S "getting a better life"!!!

Bowflex...If you DO decide to kick this guys a$$, make sure you don't get caught(we don't want you posting on here from jail!!)

And please post pics if the above event does happen. We could post it on you-tube "Bow-flex sucker punches 43 year old Mommy's boy while VJ cheers from various places around the country."

Edited November 20, 2009 by Misty1979

[CanAmerican 0]

I wanted to punch my hairstylist today (had to go to a different one...the person who usually does my hair was booked!!).

I specifically asked...I'd like to keep my length...and he said he would cut off an inch max. Definitely came out like 4 inches shorter

[KnJ 0]

No offense to any Americans, but I wouldn't consider getting out of Canada & moving to the U.S "getting a better life"!!!

Although, pointing that out to such an idiot as our swinger could lead to personal injury..

[minnew 4]

I've encountered too the ignorant people one of my husbands best friends mom when I first met her said to brad " you couldn't find an American"? I left with a horrible first impression of her for other reasons as well.

When it comes to hanging out with my husbands co workers at social gatherings there are 3 types.... 1 the ones who find out your from Canada and ignore you/ they don't know what to say ( cuz we are aliens from a diff planet....lol) 2. The ignorant big mouthed that say/ask stupid things about Canada. & 3. Friendly/accepting that can hold a conversation.

Edited November 21, 2009 by minnew

[kizza 1]

I've encountered too the ignorant people one of my husbands best friends mom when I first met her said to brad " you couldn't find an American"? I left with a horrible first impression of her for other reasons as well. How rude!!

When it comes to hanging out with my husbands co workers at social gatherings there are 3 types.... 1 the ones who find out your from Canada and ignore you/ they don't know what to say ( cuz we are aliens from a diff planet....lol) 2. The ignorant big mouthed that say/ask stupid things about Canada. & 3. Friendly/accepting that can hold a conversation. Totally agree. I went to Matt's work xmas party a couple of years ago and there were the 3 types of people you describe. It was really the first time I was subjected first hand to the stereotypical ignorant ethnocentrical American. Obviously the Americans I hang out with arent anything like that...

Edited November 21, 2009 by kizza

[darkchilde794 5]

This is totally off topic but within similar... trends of this conversation.

A few years ago, my future WIL introduced me to her mom, saying that I'm "so and so and she is moving to Canada because she cannot get in the United States."

I was floored. Who does sh*t like that Or say sh*t like that?

Anyway I hope you are able to avenge your wife... but not in a super violent fashion. Maybe scratching his car?

[Varba 0]

I have heard from someone in regards to my husband: "I don't know why he couldn't find someone locally"

Umm because love doesn't work that way.

Though this came from the same person who told me: "I don't know why you have to go celebrate Canada day, you don't even live there anymore.."

You know I find that the most ignorant people are always the first to open their mouths and say something really stupid.

I can't even count the number of people who've said this to me.

@bowflex: Holy #######.... I don't even know what to say about that.

[Darnell 8,478]

Well, perhaps yer wife could rig some power cable in the proper way, let him touch the bare wire at some point.

[trailmix 77]

Canadians are violent.

[Danu 19]

I think the thing that floors me the most is the "can't you find someone local", like they should have just married someone. No wonder theres so much divorce with people not finding people they are at least partially compatible with at some point. I am a firm believer that you can't pick who you love, there are chances for you to meet the right one, its just based on if you take those chances or not. Why on earth should someone settle for someone local just because its easier if they love someone far away. Pft.

I hate the "using you for a green card ppl too". My future MIL actually asked Wes if I was using him for one when we first started talking about getting married. I can understand the concern but I'm from Canada. Its not exactly horrible up here, and I don't imagine too many of us are clamoring to get away from the conditions here.

@bowflex, I can't believe he said that to your wife, thats just horrible. I hope he gets a papercut on Monday that doesn't heal for 2 weeks.