Water found on the Moon

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Man so wearing this Juan Valdez Café baseball hat and this black sweater in lab ain't cool enough.

You're obviously too fashionable to be a Republican scientist.

I didn't mention my Polo Jeans.

...and penny loafers?

[Nessa 23]

a few facts about the people at the moon living underground. it's a monarchy, with feudalism sctructure. they're either catholics or atheists. Either way, they're equally accepted. they speak moonlatin, which is similar to our latin. it's against the law to be vegetarian. Poligamy is accepted, but not the rule. Gays are everywhere and there's no discrimination. There's no race, people are very alike, similar skin color, etc.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

a few facts about the people at the moon living underground. it's a monarchy, with feudalism sctructure. they're either catholics or atheists. Either way, they're equally accepted. they speak moonlatin, which is similar to our latin. it's against the law to be vegetarian. Poligamy is accepted, but not the rule. Gays are everywhere and there's no discrimination. There's no race, people are very alike, similar skin color, etc.

Against the law to be vegetarian? Crazy moonies.

[HAL 9000 96]

Man so wearing this Juan Valdez Café baseball hat and this black sweater in lab ain't cool enough.

You're obviously too fashionable to be a Republican scientist.

I didn't mention my Polo Jeans.

...and penny loafers?

Puppy loafers...

but no... today is Camo All Stars. Representin'

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Man so wearing this Juan Valdez Café baseball hat and this black sweater in lab ain't cool enough.

You're obviously too fashionable to be a Republican scientist.

I didn't mention my Polo Jeans.

...and penny loafers?

Puppy loafers...

but no... today is Camo All Stars. Representin'

This totally destroys my stereotype of all scientists now. I'm still skeptical though.

[HAL 9000 96]

I have a petition with 30,000 signatures on it that say that scientists take grant money to buy shoes. And fancy clothes.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I have a petition with 30,000 signatures on it that say that scientists take grant money to buy shoes. And fancy clothes.

Now THAT's something I'll believe in for face value.

[Mags 112]

We should build a moonbase and call it Moonbase Alpha.

We should, however, be careful of the huge nuclear waste dump on the far side of the Moon. We wouldn't want it to detonate in a massive thermonuclear explosion, initiated by the build up of magnetic radiation which would be released, causing a nuclear chain reaction.

The last thing we would want to happen is that the force of the explosion causes the Moon to be sent hurtling out of Earth's orbit and into deep space at colossal speed, stranding the 311 crew members, in effect becoming the "spaceship" on which our protagonists travel, looking for a new home.

We wouldn't want that to happen! Oh no!

Edited November 13, 2009 by Persephone

[HAL 9000 96]

I have a petition with 30,000 signatures on it that say that scientists take grant money to buy shoes. And fancy clothes.

Now THAT's something I'll believe in for face value.

As well you should.

We should build a moonbase and call it Moonbase Alpha.

We should, however, be careful of the huge nuclear waste dump on the far side of the Moon. We wouldn't want it to detonate in a massive thermonuclear explosion, initiated by the build up of magnetic radiation which would be released, causing a nuclear chain reaction.

The last thing we would want to happen is that the force of the explosion causes the Moon to be sent hurtling out of Earth's orbit and into deep space at colossal speed, stranding the 311 crew members, in effect becoming the "spaceship" on which our protagonists travel, looking for a new home.

We wouldn't want that to happen! Oh no!

Only if they have insane clown robots onboard.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I have a petition with 30,000 signatures on it that say that scientists take grant money to buy shoes. And fancy clothes.

Now THAT's something I'll believe in for face value.

As well you should.

I call it my scientific method of abstracting fact from fiction.

[Mags 112]

We should build a moonbase and call it Moonbase Alpha.

We should, however, be careful of the huge nuclear waste dump on the far side of the Moon. We wouldn't want it to detonate in a massive thermonuclear explosion, initiated by the build up of magnetic radiation which would be released, causing a nuclear chain reaction.

The last thing we would want to happen is that the force of the explosion causes the Moon to be sent hurtling out of Earth's orbit and into deep space at colossal speed, stranding the 311 crew members, in effect becoming the "spaceship" on which our protagonists travel, looking for a new home.

We wouldn't want that to happen! Oh no!

Only if they have insane clown robots onboard.

No, silly, the only thing they must have is a sultry vixen who can turn into animals with a flash of her eyes.

[Mags 112]

[HAL 9000 96]

I have a petition with 30,000 signatures on it that say that scientists take grant money to buy shoes. And fancy clothes.

Now THAT's something I'll believe in for face value.

As well you should.

I call it my scientific method of abstracting fact from fiction.

Do you refute the power of the petition? What if I get it to you in PNAS format?

We should build a moonbase and call it Moonbase Alpha.

We should, however, be careful of the huge nuclear waste dump on the far side of the Moon. We wouldn't want it to detonate in a massive thermonuclear explosion, initiated by the build up of magnetic radiation which would be released, causing a nuclear chain reaction.

The last thing we would want to happen is that the force of the explosion causes the Moon to be sent hurtling out of Earth's orbit and into deep space at colossal speed, stranding the 311 crew members, in effect becoming the "spaceship" on which our protagonists travel, looking for a new home.

We wouldn't want that to happen! Oh no!

Only if they have insane clown robots onboard.

No, silly, the only thing they must have is a sultry vixen who can turn into animals with a flash of her eyes.

If such a vixxxen exists... I will call for a real settlement on the moon pronto.

[almaty 19]