The Vent - Part Trois

[Malrothien 6]

I need your opinion!

I went to Spa Utopia yesterday and told the male registered message therapist assigned to me to to do deep tissue massage for my neck and back (been getting aches there). That's the package I'm paid for: 50 mins Deep Tissue Massage for Neck and Back.

He starts off with a butt massage. The he does my neck and back.

???? What the ??? Now, it did feel good, but my butt ain't hurting and I would have loved the 5-7 mins he spent on my butt to be focus on my tired back and neck!

Question: Was the massage therapist being inappropriate?

The butt is part of a back massage - you'd be surprised how much tension/stress your ####### carries without knowing it.

[Sprailenes 47]

I'd be uncomfortable with someone massaging my buns. But I don't like being touched in by strangers in general... soo... ya. My mom always tries to get me to get massages. I must have like 4 gift certificates from her for the spa in Rama but I've never gone.

Speaking of butts, reminds me of lastnight when I was going to the flyers game. They scan you down with those hand held detectors and the guard scanning me tapped my butt with it after he was finished and I just turned around and my mouth dropped and he smiled and said: "Sorry bout that ma'am"

You're going to be a gentleman and call me ma'am but you're also going to use that stick to tap my a$$? Bit of a contradiction I'd say.

[lgg 2]

OH yeah, oh yeah, baby!!! Touch my butt with your wonky little detector stick!!!

*boom-chicka-wow-woooooooooow*

;p

Um, can I have your massage certs? My shoulders are freaking killing me! It's where I keep my stress. Don't touch my butt it is fine, my shoulders? Tightest knots you ever did see. WHen I was in the Bahamas with my guy I had a deep tissue massage that loosened them up for MONTHS!!! It was rocking.

Just saying.

I repeat, Sprail....

*boom-chicka-wow-woooooooooow*

I'd be uncomfortable with someone massaging my buns. But I don't like being touched in by strangers in general... soo... ya. My mom always tries to get me to get massages. I must have like 4 gift certificates from her for the spa in Rama but I've never gone.

Speaking of butts, reminds me of lastnight when I was going to the flyers game. They scan you down with those hand held detectors and the guard scanning me tapped my butt with it after he was finished and I just turned around and my mouth dropped and he smiled and said: "Sorry bout that ma'am"

You're going to be a gentleman and call me ma'am but you're also going to use that stick to tap my a$$? Bit of a contradiction I'd say.

[bowflex 0]

Lol I've been doing Yoga as part of the P90X routine for the last 6 months and it's AMAZING how good I feel after that, highly recommend it

Not to say, however, that a good butt grab from time to time wouldn't help out as well Lol.

Edited December 9, 2009 by bowflex

[ValerieA 350]

Haha. I remember having a conversation with my father several years ago about gays being "natural". He would always say, "But it's so unnatural for them to do it that way. Sex should be about being able to have a child." I replied, "So how do you suppose a child gets produced when YOU have oral sex? Is that also unnatural?" That shut him up.

EEEEEWWWWW I don't even want to think about my parents having sex. let alone oral! I am going to go shake in the corner and whimper a while now.

[darkchilde794 5]

I fell on the spiral steps last night. Booo.

Our house has has tiny spiral steps. Because I painted our bedroom on Mon, we decided to sleep on the third floor for the evening bec of the paint smell. Last night, hubby said the painted room didnt smell so bad so while he was showering, I went and got our comforters from the third floor down to the bedroom. Well, the spiral steps are triangular in shape and I stepped on the smaller part of the triangle and slid.

My neck, shoulder and upper back on the right side hurt. I also skinned my foot and leg. crying: I just want to stay in bed and wish the husband will just go home to baby me.

On the bright side, the hunny called several times to make sure Im ok. Hes a sweetie

Edited December 9, 2009 by darkchilde794

[Rhiannercakes 14]

I fell on the spiral steps last night. Booo.

Our house has has tiny spiral steps. Because I painted our bedroom on Mon, we decided to sleep on the third floor for the evening bec of the paint smell. Last night, hubby said the painted room didnt smell so bad so while he was showering, I went and got our comforters from the third floor down to the bedroom. Well, the spiral steps are triangular in shape and I stepped on the smaller part of the triangle and slid.

My neck, shoulder and upper back on the right side hurt. I also skinned my foot and leg. crying: I just want to stay in bed and wish the husband will just go home to baby me.

On the bright side, the hunny called several times to make sure Im ok. Hes a sweetie

What more can you do to yourself?

Maybe you shouldn't be allowed to walk for like 5 days

[kizza 1]

Haha. I remember having a conversation with my father several years ago about gays being "natural". He would always say, "But it's so unnatural for them to do it that way. Sex should be about being able to have a child." I replied, "So how do you suppose a child gets produced when YOU have oral sex? Is that also unnatural?" That shut him up.

EEEEEWWWWW I don't even want to think about my parents having sex. let alone oral! I am going to go shake in the corner and whimper a while now.

my thoughts exactly when I read this post.

[ValerieA 350]

I fell on the spiral steps last night. Booo.

Our house has has tiny spiral steps. Because I painted our bedroom on Mon, we decided to sleep on the third floor for the evening bec of the paint smell. Last night, hubby said the painted room didnt smell so bad so while he was showering, I went and got our comforters from the third floor down to the bedroom. Well, the spiral steps are triangular in shape and I stepped on the smaller part of the triangle and slid.

My neck, shoulder and upper back on the right side hurt. I also skinned my foot and leg. crying: I just want to stay in bed and wish the husband will just go home to baby me.

On the bright side, the hunny called several times to make sure Im ok. Hes a sweetie

Awwww I hope you feel better soon. That sucketh.

[Revenesque 2]

OH yeah, oh yeah, baby!!! Touch my butt with your wonky little detector stick!!!

*boom-chicka-wow-woooooooooow*

;p

Um, can I have your massage certs? My shoulders are freaking killing me! It's where I keep my stress. Don't touch my butt it is fine, my shoulders? Tightest knots you ever did see. WHen I was in the Bahamas with my guy I had a deep tissue massage that loosened them up for MONTHS!!! It was rocking.

Just saying.

I repeat, Sprail....

*boom-chicka-wow-woooooooooow*

LMFAO

I asked him what would constitute "flaunting" their homosexuality - holding hands? dancing together? kissing?

He wouldn't answer me, and wouldn't continue with the conversation.

Haha. I remember having a conversation with my father several years ago about gays being "natural". He would always say, "But it's so unnatural for them to do it that way. Sex should be about being able to have a child." I replied, "So how do you suppose a child gets produced when YOU have oral sex? Is that also unnatural?" That shut him up.

LMAO. Good one!

I fell on the spiral steps last night. Booo.

Our house has has tiny spiral steps. Because I painted our bedroom on Mon, we decided to sleep on the third floor for the evening bec of the paint smell. Last night, hubby said the painted room didnt smell so bad so while he was showering, I went and got our comforters from the third floor down to the bedroom. Well, the spiral steps are triangular in shape and I stepped on the smaller part of the triangle and slid.

My neck, shoulder and upper back on the right side hurt. I also skinned my foot and leg. crying: I just want to stay in bed and wish the husband will just go home to baby me.

On the bright side, the hunny called several times to make sure Im ok. Hes a sweetie

Ouch! Hope you're better!

[chadlaure 2]

I'd like to vent about the cleaning lady again!

So NJ cleared the gay marriage cleared the state Senate. She comes in today to ask me if I have read the papers. I told her yes. Then she proceeds to tell me how she knows people "like that" and how they act like they're "happy" and then says: "I think they'd be happier if they were normal!"

Ugh. Some people. So I asked her: "Well I think they should be allowed to marry, how does what they do affect you?" and she just looked at me and said: "Its gross and I have to look at it when they do it!" really? Do they have sex in front of you? Do you rent gay porn? How do you have to look at it every day? Because I have lived here for over 2 years and I have never had to "look at it".

Seriously? I don't even have the words. I was so annoyed and she knew it, so she just walked away.

I love the cleaning lady stories

[Misty1979 0]

Lol I've been doing Yoga as part of the P90X routine for the last 6 months and it's AMAZING how good I feel after that, highly recommend it

Not to say, however, that a good butt grab from time to time wouldn't help out as well Lol.

I remember you saying about a month ago how great the P90x was, so I finally gave in and ordered it today! Can't wait til it comes in the mail...even though I then have to wrap it and put it under the tree til Christmas

Oh yeah..do you do yoga everyday as part of the routine? I know I'll be into that (I've never done yoga, but have always wanted to,) but am not sure how "masculine" it might make my husband feel lol.

[Malrothien 6]

Lol I've been doing Yoga as part of the P90X routine for the last 6 months and it's AMAZING how good I feel after that, highly recommend it

Not to say, however, that a good butt grab from time to time wouldn't help out as well Lol.

I remember you saying about a month ago how great the P90x was, so I finally gave in and ordered it today! Can't wait til it comes in the mail...even though I then have to wrap it and put it under the tree til Christmas

Oh yeah..do you do yoga everyday as part of the routine? I know I'll be into that (I've never done yoga, but have always wanted to,) but am not sure how "masculine" it might make my husband feel lol.

Sting does yoga and he's fairly stinkin' hot.

[Rhiannercakes 14]

Have you tried the yoga where you do it in an extremly hot room?

We had one of those places back at home.

Imagine the heating bills

[kizza 1]

Lol I've been doing Yoga as part of the P90X routine for the last 6 months and it's AMAZING how good I feel after that, highly recommend it

Not to say, however, that a good butt grab from time to time wouldn't help out as well Lol.

I remember you saying about a month ago how great the P90x was, so I finally gave in and ordered it today! Can't wait til it comes in the mail...even though I then have to wrap it and put it under the tree til Christmas

Oh yeah..do you do yoga everyday as part of the routine? I know I'll be into that (I've never done yoga, but have always wanted to,) but am not sure how "masculine" it might make my husband feel lol.

Sting does yoga and he's fairly stinkin' hot.