The Vent - Part Trois

[Sprailenes 47]

omg is it ever!

[Ban Hammer 13,364]

i have a vent.............

we live at the end of a dead end road. we have 3 vehicles: a 96 camaro (rear wheel drive), a 02 pickup (4 wheel drive), a 08 vibe (front wheel drive).

since getting the vibe for nessa (yeah i know, a whole thread about that in off topic) i've parked the camaro in front of the house as the driveway slopes downhill to the garage and the camaro is like a pig on ice when it snows, and oftentimes it's a paperweight if the snow is over 1" deep or there is ice. and once it snows, it does not come out of the driveway until the driveway has melted and it's just in the way.

soooooo....where i've parked the camaro is apparently the favorite place for the road crew to push the snow. with the camaro there, they can't push snow to that spot. yesterday, the road crew supervisor was out and asked nessa to move the car. i knew what they wanted to do, move the car so we can push snow there - haha, have a nice day. so i told nessa to tell them i have the keys and she can't move it.

the supervisor left a phone number, i called that today to see what the deal is. the guy tried telling me that oh it's because the post office says it blocks the mailboxes. uh no, i replied, i've checked with the post office and they told me it had to be clear 10' on each side of the mailbox, the camaro is more than 10' and if there was a problem, my postman would be real happy to tell me about it. i know they wouldn't call you to pass that on.

so the guy switches directions, all my neighbors have agreed to let them push snow onto their property. yeah, i said, that's nice because every one of them has more garage space than they do vehicles, i've got 3 with a 2 car garage, that's why the camaro is parked out front. and before you suggest i park it on the place where we back up from the garage before pulling forward to go up the driveway, that's where the snow is pushed by the tractor to clear the driveway and parking pad.

the supervisor decides to play hardball: oh well we'll just have to get the sheriff involved! oh really, call them i say. the street is not an emergency snow route, there is no law i'm breaking, no county ordinance i'm in violation of, i'd be happy to talk to the sheriff about this. he backs off of that one real quick. now i'm just a bit......peeved!

we go back and forth some more, he mentions having the property surveyed, i guess to see if my car is on country property (which it is, but it's righthand wheels are on my property - not like it's a big deal, i can move it a foot or two more onto my property, but again not an issue as there's nothing forbidding me from parking on country property). so i tell him go ahead! get it surveyed! he backs off of that.

we end the phone call with this - i don't have anywhere else to park it. there is no law i'm violating by parking there. and he can call whoever he wants..........

Edited January 15, 2010 by charles!

[Sprailenes 47]

Can I have the coles notes version of that vent plz.

[bowflex 0]

Lol I believe it's time to sell the Camaro sir haha.

[Nessa 23]

i have a vent......

nobody got no Vibe for me. I bought myself a Vibe. it comes from my paycheck. It pisses the hel! out of me that my husband keeps making people thinlk that he buys me stuff instead of telling the truth.

Lol I believe it's time to sell the Camaro sir haha.

i agree. we need a soccer mom car. but this time he'll pay for it, since he'll tell he bought it anyway.

[Nina~ 431]

i have a vent......

nobody got no Vibe for me. I bought myself a Vibe. it comes from my paycheck. It pisses the hel! out of me that my husband keeps making people thinlk that he buys me stuff instead of telling the truth.

[Sprailenes 47]

i have a vent......

nobody got no Vibe for me. I bought myself a Vibe. it comes from my paycheck. It pisses the hel! out of me that my husband keeps making people thinlk that he buys me stuff instead of telling the truth.

i agree. we need a soccer mom car. but this time he'll pay for it, since he'll tell he bought it anyway.

Amen sistah. You tell him.

[lgg 2]

What the frack is a Vibe?????

I vibrator?

[Wyatt's Torch 45]

nobody got no Vibe for me. I bought myself a Vibe. it comes from my paycheck. It pisses the hel! out of me that my husband keeps making people thinlk that he buys me stuff instead of telling the truth.

Hey, what you guys do in the bedroom is YOUR business. I don't need to know who buys each other vibes in your household...

Oh, you mean there's a Vibe CAR?

What the frack is a Vibe?????

I vibrator?

DAMN you beat me to it by a millisecond froggie. Crossposting FTL!

[Revenesque 2]

Hey, what you guys do in the bedroom is YOUR business. I don't need to know who buys each other vibes in your household...

[lgg 2]

I am tired today and not my normal very polite/aware self...

Sowwy....

[Nessa 23]

the other vibes he paid for it

[lgg 2]

Heheheheheheheheheheheeeeee...

*boomchiqua wow-wooooooooooow*

the other vibes he paid for it

[Wyatt's Torch 45]

God. That's hilarious Nessa. I have an R-rated (but not X-rated!) story I could relate on the same topic...but I won't.

[Malrothien 6]

Dear Mal,

My thoughts are with you and I hope you have a safe trip back to the US. I hope by doing this move, that Montreal will not give you such a hassle regarding domicile and that you're able to be reunited with your husband as soon as possible.

As well, I hope you feel better soon. <3

Thanks girl.