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well, where's the poll?

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i wonder how is she ever gonna have a baby

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I've been pondering how to word/post it. I've never posted a poll. ;)

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She can try artificial insemination or something. Have the egg preinjected with sperm. When the sperm enters the egg, the egg will cover itself with a membrane that protects it from anything else entering the embryo. I wonder if this membrane shields any antibodies from attacking it.

Blue baby syndrome is sometimes caused by the mother immune system trying attack the baby. Hal 9000, am I right? Correct me. Or, is it caused by the RH factor being different than the mother. HannaP might know this as well. I'm not too sure.

She cannot have artificial insemination because she signed a cardinal clause. She could be fired from her job if she attempts that route. I don't know why she just cannot find another job - but that's the excuse she gave regarding artificial insemination.

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Buttsecks is a lot like apple pie: warm or cold it's always good and sometimes a little messy. :innocent:

I've asked this question in other forums, and for that reason I'm not sure why I'm asking it again...;)

Why do some men seem to have this obsession with that activity? :blink:

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If she ever eats at Amby's house...steer clear of any sauces or gravy

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Buttsecks is a lot like apple pie: warm or cold it's always good and sometimes a little messy. :innocent:

I've asked this question in other forums, and for that reason I'm not sure why I'm asking it again... ;)

Why do some men seem to have this obsession with that activity? :blink:

Tiny willy = need a smaller, tighter place to put it.

Personally, I find it disgusting to even think about.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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that woman's problem is a curse :blink:

Why do some men seem to have this obsession with that activity?

curious myself but think I can assertain why :huh:

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that woman's problem is a curse :blink:

Why do some men seem to have this obsession with that activity?

curious myself but think I can assertain why :huh:

needs a poll, although the answer is quite obvious



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hmmmmmm...maybe she try a different place ...just saying

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