Wife says noisy sex conviction breaches rights

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I think the appropriate response would be to play the Benny Hill theme full blast whenever the noises start up.

[SuperDuper! 230]

when I lived in an apartment my neighbors always banged on the wall when they could hear me. I did the same to them. the system worked quite well for us.

Why do they call it banging, anyways?

[Amby 490]

when I lived in an apartment my neighbors always banged on the wall when they could hear me. I did the same to them. the system worked quite well for us.

Why do they call it banging, anyways?

because the head of the ####### is banging on the cervix like it's a door?

[SuperDuper! 230]

I think the appropriate response would be to play the Benny Hill theme full blast whenever the noises start up.

Yakkity Sax!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I think the appropriate response would be to play the Benny Hill theme full blast whenever the noises start up.

Yakkity Sax!

If we add sound samples of Kenneth Williams going "Ooh Matron" from old Carry-on sex comedies I think we might have the basis for a new musical sub-genre!

[Peikko 1,575]

So, who's going to fess up to being a bit noisy in the sack?

[mawilson 2,133]

So, who's going to fess up to being a bit noisy in the sack?

Not me - I'm as quiet as a mouse.

[Amby 490]

I can be quiet if I have to be

[Chica Yeyé 41]

So, who's going to fess up to being a bit noisy in the sack?

[Peikko 1,575]

@ Mark, particularly as I watched Monty Python's 'Mice Men' sketch yesterday.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

This story is

[Nessa 23]

screaming isn't natural. no noise other than the natural noise that comes with the situation's pleasure is necessary.

[Nessa 23]

screaming isn't natural. no noise other than the natural noise that comes with the situation's pleasure is necessary.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

At least the guy wasn't shouting "Yeehaw" or "Giddyup".

[Niels Bohr 72]

A noise fine would suffice. Who cares if the noise came from farting? If it's disturbing the neighbors because of too loud, then, it should be fined.

If there are kids nearby, it's also quite weird.