High school teacher suspended after assigning an article on homosexuality in animals

[DeadPoolX 9]

I'm interested in knowing what a "gay animal" looks or acts like. Really, how can we tell if an animal is gay? So what if a male dog attempts to hump another male dog? Dogs are like high school students: they'll screw anything if it stands still long enough.

[Niels Bohr 72]

There's a biology subject that deals in just observing animal interaction. They sit there on the rocks for hours just observing what animals do.

I'm interested in knowing what a "gay animal" looks or acts like. Really, how can we tell if an animal is gay? So what if a male dog attempts to hump another male dog? Dogs are like high school students: they'll screw anything if it stands still long enough.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

perhaps this paper wasn't approved for classroom instruction by the school.

Probably because any parent with a lick of sense doesn't want this trash taught to their minor kids in a public funded high school. Educate...don't indoctrinate!

Teach them about Intelligent Design! That's educatin 'em.

The paper confronts the idea that selection of a sexual partner is an evolutionary process.

Maybe God is gay.

[Peikko 1,575]

Actually, it doesn't. What it says is that the sexual component of selection is more complicated than it might appear. Specifically, the notion that all sex has to result in offspring or it is a wasted (wasted energy etc, etc). This examines the notion that complex social groups can use sex as a tool to enhance social cohesion which ultimately means that offspring may be less frequent, but they will be more likely to survive.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

The paper confronts the idea that selection of a sexual partner is an evolutionary process.

Maybe God is gay.

Could very well be. Or how about hermaphrodite? My personal take: "god" never was and will never be a human being/form???

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Clearly people aren't happy unless they have something to be outraged about.

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

*cough* The teacher is an English teacher. *cough*

teaching science in an english class? maybe that's part of the problem.....

In every English class I've been in we've read all sorts of different short essays and then wrote responses to them

whatever happened to studying shakespeare in english class?

[Peikko 1,575]

*cough* The teacher is an English teacher. *cough*

teaching science in an english class? maybe that's part of the problem.....

In every English class I've been in we've read all sorts of different short essays and then wrote responses to them

whatever happened to studying shakespeare in english class?

This is post revolutionary America. Shakespeare is off the menu

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Plus Mercutio was gay

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Plus Mercutio was gay

Nest up: Socrates's Dialogues banned... too many men in dressed = much gheynezz!!!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Plus Mercutio was gay

Nest up: Socrates's Dialogues banned... too many men in dressed = much gheynezz!!!

That would certainly explain Midsomer Nights Dream

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

*cough* The teacher is an English teacher. *cough*

teaching science in an english class? maybe that's part of the problem.....

In every English class I've been in we've read all sorts of different short essays and then wrote responses to them

whatever happened to studying shakespeare in english class?

I went to high school in India. We had two different English classes. One for language and one for literature. We read Shakespeare in the latter. In the former, we just read and wrote. Topics varied, as they should.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

*cough* The teacher is an English teacher. *cough*

teaching science in an english class? maybe that's part of the problem.....

In every English class I've been in we've read all sorts of different short essays and then wrote responses to them

whatever happened to studying shakespeare in english class?

I went to high school in India. We had two different English classes. One for language and one for literature. We read Shakespeare in the latter. In the former, we just read and wrote. Topics varied, as they should.

And how do you explain your poor grammar then?????

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Just because they taught me something doesn't mean I learned, you sarcastic bleep.

Edited November 2, 2009 by w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Just because they taught me something doesn't mean I learned, you sarcastic <i>bleep</I>.