Enjoy?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I was browsing the website for JFK airport and thought this paragraph was funny.

If you choose to enter the terminal with the passenger, please be aware that only ticketed passengers will allowed past the security checkpoint. However, you may enjoy any of the areas before security.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Does anyone honestly "enjoy" airports?

[Heracles 417]

Does anyone honestly "enjoy" airports?

Depends on which airports. There is a lot to do in various modern airports. You will certainly not be bored in Sydney or Melbourne. Honk Kong's airport or Dubai's are awesome.

I have had to wait for a few hours at numerous airports, with US airports by far being the ugliest and most boring.

Edited October 26, 2009 by Booyah!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

How did I know there was going to be a plug for Australia.

You have too much time on your hands, BY.

I bet all the kids choose to hang out at the airport on the weekends

Edited October 26, 2009 by Gene Hunt

[Mark&Steph 0]

If you choose to enter the terminal with the passenger, please be aware that only ticketed passengers will allowed past the security checkpoint. However, you may enjoy any of the areas before security.

*cues cheesy porn music*

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Does anyone honestly "enjoy" airports?

I do. Some have excellent restaurants, and the shopping is da bomb.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Does anyone honestly "enjoy" airports?

I do. Some have excellent restaurants, and the shopping is da bomb.

Not to mention outrageously overpriced.

[Susita 175]

I don't spend time in airports hanging out on purpose, but me and Luis got stuck in Miami's airport when we missed our flight and it was pretty nice. Kinda like a shopping mall.

[Heracles 417]

How did I know there was going to be a plug for Australia.

You have too much time on your hands, BY.

I bet all the kids choose to hang out at the airport on the weekends

Europe has some of the best airports in the world. Australia's main airports are just another example of nice modern airports. With lots to do while waiting.

The domestic airline lounges are also ####### here. Actually more like disgraceful, with their free pretzels and two sodas.

Edited October 26, 2009 by Booyah!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Does anyone honestly "enjoy" airports?

I do. Some have excellent restaurants, and the shopping is da bomb.

Not to mention outrageously overpriced.

Yeah I was wondering about that - airports aren't exactly the place to find a bargain. You used to get tax-free booze in Europe, but its not really that much cheaper these days.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Here's another gem. Should an airport website really sound this fuсking cutesy?

Conveniently located at the AirTrain JFK Lefferts Boulevard Station, Kiss & Fly enables travelers to simply hop on AirTrain for a fast and free ride to their terminal. (The kiss, by the way, is optional.)

Does anyone honestly "enjoy" airports?

I do. Some have excellent restaurants, and the shopping is da bomb.

Not to mention outrageously overpriced.

Yeah I was wondering about that - airports aren't exactly the place to find a bargain. You used to get tax-free booze in Europe, but its not really that much cheaper these days.

Airport shopping is for people with too much money.

[Heracles 417]

Airport shopping is for people with too much money.

It's called the developed world.

I am sure you are happy that the US is on par with India in various areas.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Yes - the developed world. Where public toilets are made of marble and the cistern filled with Chanel Number 5.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Airport shopping is for people with too much money.

It's called the developed world.

I am sure you are happy that the US is on par with India in various areas.

If spending 20% more is 'developed world', may I say... not for long?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Its pretty first world to live beyond your means.