"Old John"

[kaydee457 13]

John was in the fertilized egg business. He

had several hundred young layers (hens), called

'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing

went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells

and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone,so he could tell

from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency

report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a

very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed

old Butch's bell

hadn't rung at all! When he went to

investigate, he saw the

other roosters were busy chasing pullets,

bells-a-ringing, but the

pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run

for cover. To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in

his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job

and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in

the Renfrew County Fair and he became an

overnight sensation among

the judges. The result was the judges not only

awarded old Butch the

No Bell Piece Prize, but they also awarded him

the Pulletsurprise as

well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the

making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to

win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by

being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them

when they weren't

paying attention.

Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

[Nagishkaw 510]

[peejay 327]

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.

Better watch out or you'll end up on the same list as Fox news.

[Kathryn41 3,205]

Hehehehehehe!