Commies for Christ (Part III)

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

i took nessa shooting today. she's gonna be a fine republican.

How many times did she shoot you? Want to lose money, challenge a woman to a skeet-shooting contest, word to the wise.

last time i was skeet shooting, i got 23 out of 25.........with a .410!

Impressive, but what'd Nessa get and how could you miss two?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I'm stiff as Hell today. No double entendre, I am. Legs, arms and back are still swollen. Stupid male ego. Carried a full-size fridge up a few flights of stairs since I couldn't find the dolly. Bearhugged the 250lb. fridge and carried it up the stairs without putting it down once since that would have required a modicum of intelligence and clearly I'm not a woman.

[Chris_Жанна 11]

Back from Hades. Get to wake up an serve brunch to the southern holy rollers.

I'm stiff as Hell today. No double entendre, I am. Legs, arms and back are still swollen. Stupid male ego. Carried a full-size fridge up a few flights of stairs since I couldn't find the dolly. Bearhugged the 250lb. fridge and carried it up the stairs without putting it down once since that would have required a modicum of intelligence and clearly I'm not a woman.

Did you stretch before or after you did this?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Back from Hades. Get to wake up an serve brunch to the southern holy rollers.

Raiders fans?

[Chris_Жанна 11]

Back from Hades. Get to wake up an serve brunch to the southern holy rollers.

Raiders fans?

I don't know what is worse.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Back from Hades. Get to wake up an serve brunch to the southern holy rollers.

I'm stiff as Hell today. No double entendre, I am. Legs, arms and back are still swollen. Stupid male ego. Carried a full-size fridge up a few flights of stairs since I couldn't find the dolly. Bearhugged the 250lb. fridge and carried it up the stairs without putting it down once since that would have required a modicum of intelligence and clearly I'm not a woman.

Did you stretch before or after you did this?

I just picked it up and after it reached it's destination I damn near collapsed. I'll admit it, it felt kinda good to get a pump. So good that I started stacking heavy boxes. Power cleaned them to my shoulders and then I carried them upstairs. Each box weighed 22lbs. and there were 33 in total. Did I tell you that I was a glutton for punishment and quite mad. Today my muscles are sore but they're telling me, "you remember don't ya boy. You lived for this pain not so long ago." Dammit I hate muscle memory.

Back from Hades. Get to wake up an serve brunch to the southern holy rollers.

Raiders fans?

I don't know what is worse.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

commies, I am changing my name.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

commies, I am changing my name.

Given your proclivity for whips and chains, I'm guessing Cardinal Ximenez. Actually it should be some phrase or idea that should be familiar. Perhaps something you said when you were growing up like, "what did my brother do NOW."

[Chica Yeyé 41]

commies, I am changing my name.

Given your proclivity for whips and chains, I'm guessing Cardinal Ximenez. Actually it should be some phrase or idea that should be familiar. Perhaps something you said when you were growing up like, "what did my brother do NOW."

I was thinking more along the lines of something like.....

[Amby 490]

too many pages to read to catch up

just got home. so tired and sore from driving so far.

[Amby 490]

I had the weirdest drive home ever. I got stuck in Alabama for freaking ever. I got to Tuscaloosa right when the University of Alabama football game was over so the traffic was #######, then when I got out of that traffic there was a huge wreck in Birmingham, then when I got out of Birmingham I literally saw the back of a bus catch on fire as it was driving down the interstate. I was like OMFG

[Chica Yeyé 41]

We are happy to have you back Amby been thinking about you kid

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

We are happy to have you back Amby been thinking about you kid

Absolutely. Very relieved that you are back safe and sound, Amby.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

too many pages to read to catch up

just got home. so tired and sore from driving so far.

No need to. Just page after page of banal and insipid #######. Long distance driving is always fun. Rest up, you're going to be really sore tomorrow.

[Amby 490]

We are happy to have you back Amby been thinking about you kid

Absolutely. Very relieved that you are back safe and sound, Amby.

thanks

I'm just trying to see if there is a thing online about the bus catch fire. It was the craziest thing I ever saw. I saw tons of smoke and then the bus started to slow down and pull to the side of the road and then the entire back of it went up in flames. I was like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF? It was going south and I was going north so thankfully it didn't interrupt my progress.