Jump to content
Chica Yeyé

Commies for Christ (Part III)

By Chica Yeyé in Off Topic

 Share

4,656 posts in this topic

Recommended Posts

Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
 Timeline
Posted
Here's a joke for the Bishop:

There was this Polish couple on their honeymoon and they were getting ready to have relations but apparently the groom was having some trouble. So the bride was getting disgusted and said, " For gosh sakes Stan, all you have to do is put that thing you play with in where I pee! ".

So he got up and put his bowling ball in the sink.

:wacko::lol: Blessings Dearest Natilita, mi Hermanun :luv:

You will never have a chance to live today again. Ask G-d for guidance and direction so that you can live each day with intention.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

kodasmall3.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 4.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Posted Images

Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
 Timeline
Posted

Sigh....the boy called and just about 5 minutes into the conversation, we got cut off. I tried to call back several times but there is no connectivity. This is bringing back nightmares of pre visa days.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

kodasmall3.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Sandrila Experienced

Sandrila   1

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Morocco
 Timeline
Posted (edited)

he called tho :wow:

Mark where izit you are headin for work?? anyplace exciting?

I have that question come up too for me and hubby. It is rare that we get a full any day or night

alone and to ourselves. I always rack my brain to figure out something fun we can do to break up

the monotony. Our next Friday night will be the next one...we are having our friends (hubby and wife)

come over and hubby is cooking them a real Morrocan feast. Should be fun since we rarely have

company and I am going to enjoy seeing him toil in the kitchen, which is something he NEVER does :whistle:

:P

Edited by Sandrila
Link to comment
Share on other sites
BishopMnA Proficient

BishopMnA   0

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: Thailand
 Timeline
Posted (edited)

Nagi - very great for your heart that he called :wub: That is good to hear.

Sand - Lyon, France...very amazingly great city... I'm just kinda feelin' like staying home lately....perhaps I'm starting to be OLD! <HAHA> I'm apparently terrible at making plans so we don't have anything planned for tonight... :crying:

I'll think of something though :devil::whistle::thumbs:

Edited by MarkNAam

“Acquire the spirit of peace, and a thousand souls around you will be saved.” - Saint Seraphim of Sarov

49893.gif

"The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?” - Pablo Casals

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
 Timeline
Posted (edited)

Thanks, Bishop!

hard to believe 2009 is almost over.

Im glad to see it go. Bad numbers. 2 + 9 = 11. 11 is very evil. ( disorder, disorganization, imperfection, and disintegration) .

Edited by Nagishkaw

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

kodasmall3.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites
BishopMnA Proficient

BishopMnA   0

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: Thailand
 Timeline
Posted (edited)
hard to believe 2009 is almost over.

True...

In some ways I wish it was already over. In my company's infinite wizdum, they have assigned me the task of putting on an IT 'dog-and-pony' show during the week immediatly prior to Christmas! :blink: 50 UberManagers are coming in globally for the 'spin-the-bishop' show.

And why are they doing this? Simple: tug of war over 2010 budget scraps.

So, here is what is going to happen. Between now and the end of the year I'll have to DoubleTime it in order to configure the IT extravaganza, then the UberManageRz will sit in 'shock and awe' and ask me purely intellectual/rhetorical/unanswerable/poignant questions which are designed to only impress the other managers in their CircleBudgetJerk-off...the winner will be the one who asks the most assinine questions, and they shall receive the 2010 budget scraps, as Victor! :wacko:

Its going to be quite bizarre... :lol: ...and a total waste of time, but it won't spoil my Christmas :no:

But anyways...I'm severely goofing off today so I guess I'm a day behind :rofl:

Edited by MarkNAam

“Acquire the spirit of peace, and a thousand souls around you will be saved.” - Saint Seraphim of Sarov

49893.gif

"The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?” - Pablo Casals

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
 Timeline
Posted
HELP I can't get my hand out of the bag of pistachios! :help:

I think I may have a problem

eat 'em if ya got 'em. :thumbs:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

kodasmall3.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites
BishopMnA Proficient

BishopMnA   0

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: Thailand
 Timeline
Posted
HELP I can't get my hand out of the bag of pistachios! :help:

I think I may have a problem

eat 'em if ya got 'em. :thumbs:

Ya, I agree with Nagi...just get it over with and down the entire bag! :devil::thumbs:

“Acquire the spirit of peace, and a thousand souls around you will be saved.” - Saint Seraphim of Sarov

49893.gif

"The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?” - Pablo Casals

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
 Timeline
Posted

Afterward, we can all play spin-the-Bishop. :lol:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

kodasmall3.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites
BishopMnA Proficient

BishopMnA   0

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: Thailand
 Timeline
Posted
Afterward, we can all play spin-the-Bishop. :lol:

Nagi :lol:

I have a round or two of Spin-da-Bishop tonight :hehe:

Lyon...but I'll have a weekend in Paris...

“Acquire the spirit of peace, and a thousand souls around you will be saved.” - Saint Seraphim of Sarov

49893.gif

"The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?” - Pablo Casals

Link to comment
Share on other sites
 
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share
Go to topic listing
- Back to Top -

Important Disclaimer: Please read carefully the Visajourney.com Terms of Service. If you do not agree to the Terms of Service you should not access or view any page (including this page) on VisaJourney.com. Answers and comments provided on Visajourney.com Forums are general information, and are not intended to substitute for informed professional medical, psychiatric, psychological, tax, legal, investment, accounting, or other professional advice. Visajourney.com does not endorse, and expressly disclaims liability for any product, manufacturer, distributor, service or service provider mentioned or any opinion expressed in answers or comments. VisaJourney.com does not condone immigration fraud in any way, shape or manner. VisaJourney.com recommends that if any member or user knows directly of someone involved in fraudulent or illegal activity, that they report such activity directly to the Department of Homeland Security, Immigration and Customs Enforcement. You can contact ICE via email at Immigration.Reply@dhs.gov or you can telephone ICE at 1-866-347-2423. All reported threads/posts containing reference to immigration fraud or illegal activities will be removed from this board. If you feel that you have found inappropriate content, please let us know by contacting us here with a url link to that content. Thank you.
×
×
  • Create New...