A POEM FOR THE GIRLS

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits

By Pam Ayres

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,

Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,

Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.

It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,

And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits

'Cos tits can be such troublesome things

When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.

And although they go well with my Bingo wings,

I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,

When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,

When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,

Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When I was young I got whistles and hoots,

From the men on the site to the men in the suits,

Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits

When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,

Cruising around with my favourite suitors.

Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,

I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,

When they're less in the air and more near the floor,

When people see less of them rather than more,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

so whatcha trying to tell us, brni?

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Im old ha and how did i know you would be the first to comment

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

Im old ha and how did i know you would be the first to comment

you're not old, you're just experienced.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Oh, ok

[Nagishkaw 510]

Pass the Geritol.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Cant Nagi i ran out.....your time to buy

[Nagishkaw 510]