No hurricane damage in the United States this year

[Peikko 1,575]

I would like to blow things up though, legally

Do it part time, one weekend a month, two weeks a year.

Do they let old people do that?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I would like to blow things up though, legally

Do it part time, one weekend a month, two weeks a year.

Do they let old people do that?

You got to be under 38 I think. I am too old.

[Peikko 1,575]

If thems the rules, so am I

I could always blow things up vicariously through my son

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

If thems the rules, so am I

I could always blow things up vicariously through my son

Wait until we leave Afghanistan, though.

[Peikko 1,575]

If thems the rules, so am I

I could always blow things up vicariously through my son

Wait until we leave Afghanistan, though.

He's not reached recruitment age, and will not for nearly a decade. The war front will look a lot different then

In the meantime, I'm going to get him interested in firework making...although I might need a secret hideout...

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... for nearly a decade. The war front will look a lot different then

This is America, the land of the all mighty military-industrial complex. You just never know.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

If thems the rules, so am I

I could always blow things up vicariously through my son

Wait until we leave Afghanistan, though.

He's not reached recruitment age, and will not for nearly a decade. The war front will look a lot different then

There is always Boy Scouts. We did a lot of interesting things. As a den mother, you get to participate for the first few years when he is a cub scout. Good pre-military training.

[Peikko 1,575]

If thems the rules, so am I

I could always blow things up vicariously through my son

Wait until we leave Afghanistan, though.

He's not reached recruitment age, and will not for nearly a decade. The war front will look a lot different then

There is always Boy Scouts. We did a lot of interesting things. As a den mother, you get to participate for the first few years when he is a cub scout. Good pre-military training.

You are behind the times. These days all they do is race wooden cars and draw pictures - very un-military. However, we are able to practice our undercover techniques as I am a confirmed atheist.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Speaking of the Scouts...

Sze, a 50-year-old former assistant principal of a Chinese school and a Boy Scout leader who lived in Edison, N.J., pleaded guilty to first-degree course of sexual conduct, a felony, for sexually abusing a 6 year old girl several times at her family's home between January 2007 and March of this year.

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The victim's mother was given an opportunity Tuesday to share her daughter's feelings toward Sze, whose wife sat in the courtroom gallery with his mother, who flew in from Hong Kong.

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The allegations surfaced after the girl started acting out in school and then made disclosures to her mother, prosecutors said.

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"These are her words to you," the woman said, her voice filled with anger and pain. "You are a loser. I curse you. You are a grown-up, and you should know better by now. You are an old, stupid man. You hurt me the most of all. … I will kill you if you do that to another girl like me. … I hate you. You are a snake, and you will die from your miseries."

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Acknowledging the pain and suffering he caused, he said, "I don't know what came over me. … I deserve to be punished."

He said he had been a "law-abiding citizen for 49 years," volunteering for eight years for the Boy Scouts, working at a Chinese school and participating in Hurricane Katrina relief efforts for the American Red Cross, among other things.

[Peikko 1,575]

Yes, the Scouts are indeed theh evilz!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

It must be the knee-socks.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

If thems the rules, so am I

I could always blow things up vicariously through my son

Wait until we leave Afghanistan, though.

He's not reached recruitment age, and will not for nearly a decade. The war front will look a lot different then

There is always Boy Scouts. We did a lot of interesting things. As a den mother, you get to participate for the first few years when he is a cub scout. Good pre-military training.

You are behind the times. These days all they do is race wooden cars and draw pictures - very un-military. However, we are able to practice our undercover techniques as I am a confirmed atheist.

Cub scouts was mostly just crafts. But, I do remember one outing to a shooting range, where I fired my first rifle. Did Liberals ruin Scouts too?

[Peikko 1,575]

They do shoot bb guns in the woods sometimes...

but yes, those pesky libruls have taken the fun out of it.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I remember hearing that they don't do camp cookouts anymore in the UK because of the fear that someone will eat undercooked meat and get food poisoned.

I got thrown out of the scouts along with some other kids for vandalising the toilets.

Edited October 15, 2009 by Gene Hunt

[Peikko 1,575]

Probably true - those libruls do have a lot to answer for. Health and safety bullshit!

What did the toilets do to you?